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I have to share this one!
A man who was very proud of his "endowment" based on what his girlfriend would tell him during sex, decided to tattoo her name on his penis.
He goes to the tattoo artist and gets the name "WENDY" tattooed on his penis.
While erect, his girlfriend can read her name, but while not erect, the only letters visible are "WY".
A few years later they get married and go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. The man goes into the men's room to use the bathroom and next to him is another man who also has a "WY" on his limp penis.
The man says, "I couldn't help but notice, is your girlfriend/wife's name Wendy also?"
The local man looks over at the man and says, "Actually, no, I do not have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy."
The other guy says, "Hmmm.. well, what does the WY stand for"
The local native gently rubs his penis a little bit and says, "Hey mon, take a peek... "
the guy looks down, and tatooed on the Jamaica's penis is:
"Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day".
LOL
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LMFAO Gynger.. I love that!
Thanks for sharing!
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Limp excuse to look at another guy's penis ;D
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Damn who told ya whats tattooed on my pecker?
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Originally Posted by Blade is a D.j. link=board=1;threadid=9297;start=msg111772#msg1117 72 date=1085015658
Damn who told ya whats tattooed on my pecker?
But, I thought your wife's name was Deanna...why would you have Wendy tattooed there? LOL...jes messing with ya!! ;)
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LMAO loved it. I actually laughed out loud! hahahha