Any of you guys been planning on visiting SUNY-Binghamton. I'd checkthe room first!
http://www.local6.com/news/3314528/detail.html
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Any of you guys been planning on visiting SUNY-Binghamton. I'd checkthe room first!
http://www.local6.com/news/3314528/detail.html
:lol:
Yep....that was here!! ;D He did it to a Hotel 6 room and then they found that he did it to another room at another local hotel. Managers at the Hotel 6 said the room had to be gutted and the damage is estimated at over a thousand dollars!!!
How on EARTH did you find out about this?! I knew it was on the local news, but seesh!! LMAO
oh...and for the record.....it's "Binghamton University" now--only the locals call it SUNY!! ;) As Pres. Lois DeFleur always says "we are the Harvard of SUNY schools"!! ::) LMAO
My roomate from law school went to SUNY-B and emailed it to me. WTF is wrong with some people. What I want to know whyhe room still can't be used? That's a failure of imagination in marketing. They should be offering it as "Central NY's Only Hotel Room Pre-Slathered in Vaseline for Your Masturbatory Convenience" and charge double.
LMAO!!
HA!! That was an episode of Reno 911. ;D
Wow that guy must be really "slick" How did they keep ahold of him for arrest? lol
how the heck did he do this? smearing it with his hands or rolling around the room? geez...strange as hell, but an amusing story :)
Imo it is probably best to not think in detail about exactly what he was doing in there. Some mysteries are best left unsolved.
-Ww
:rotfl: what a dick. lol
He was slathered in Vaseline. Wow if I ever get that desperate that the only way I can get off is by "filling" a room with vaseline and myself from head to toe, id kill myself.
LOL
So sad.
That has to be the funniest thing I've read in quite some time.. LOL
What the hell was his motive? Or his point? I don't understand it..
Since the furnishings were all covered in that stuff, I would really hate to imagine what he was doing with them. lmfao
Yet another use for this versatile product! If the guy hadn't busted slatheres somewhere else, I would have thought this a brilliant prank or performance art.
eeewwww, talk about a slimy fetish!
Unholy crap, I live in Binghamton now and know exactly where McLean, VA is! :P Ewwie.
OMG! LOL!!
I know everyone remembers the movie Striptease and its little vaseline scene. LOL
I guess the SF guy in me will have to come out and say- only $1,000 damage? Sounds like a blast... although I'd pick something water soluble for cleanup after.. a foursome in a room of slip-n-slide would be really kinky and a whole lot of fun. But Vaseline wouldn't be good as a shower after would do little as it's petroleum based.
You havent lived until you've played some KY naked Twister(tm).
yeah, it's just that whole felony thing...
LOL
Does anything exist that someone doesn't have a fetish for? LMAO! A room covered in vaseline....
You're in Bing?! Me too!!! What a small world!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Luna Maiden link=board=1;threadid=9300;start=msg111314#msg1113 14 date=1084950134
I'm only a little on topic here, but this story reminds me of a HILAIROUS set of books by Janet Ivanovich about a female Bounty Hunter / Bail Bondsman ... Stephanie Plum I think.... in the first of her books I read she tried to nab a guy who was doing this same thing and the ensuing chase scene was one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Chorus:
Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you're slip sliding away
Whoah and I know a man, he thinks the world is wrong
He wears his Vaseline like a leather thong
He called the desk, and asked them for a gallon dear
My love for you’s so slipery, I’m afraid that I will disappear
Chorus
I know a woman, (who) became a wife
These are the very words she uses to describe her life
She said a good day ain’t got no rain
She said a bad day is when I think of all I've seen
And I cover everything with Vaseline
Chorus
And I know a father who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons for the things he’d done
He came a long way just to explain
He kissed his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and he headed home again
Chorus
Whoah God only knows, God makes his plan
The information’s unavailable to the mortal man
We’re workin’ our jobs, collect our pay
Believe we’re gliding down the highway, when in fact we’re slip sliding away
Ok it's not my best rewrite but i'm tired as hell.....
When you're stuck like glue
When you need some goo
When you're stuck like glue,
Vaseline
When you're black and blue,
Vaseline
La la la la la la la la la la
When you're stuck like glue,
Give me some
When you're stuck like glue
If you'd like to woo,
Vaseline
La la la la la la la la la la
If it's hot like you,
Give me some
Do you need a clue,
I want some
Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline,
Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline.