Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
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Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bia_suicide_dc
1st the poor hen is raped by some fool and then they kill her?
Let'd mark Zambia off of my Places to Visit list.
Damn.. LOL
it doesn't explain why, but I assumed he tried to kill her because he was so embarrassed to be caught, that he wanted to kill her so nobody would know.....and since he couldn't, he killed himself.
This story made it over here too?
OMG That is terrible. Poor hen. I hate animal abuse.
yeah, this is weird story. i feel bad for the animal, but the headline made me laugh. i do love how the villagers "admonished" him into suicide...hehe...serves him right!
Well is it still abuse if the hen gets off? And how do you know the hen isn't a slut who came onto him, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by anonymous1 link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg115622#msg1156 22 date=1085915790
:rotfl:
-lestat1
Holy shizzle! OMG...ROFLMAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by lestat1 link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg115648#msg1156 48 date=1085926854
LMFAO ^What she said^Quote:
Originally Posted by VenusGoddess link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg115659#msg1156 59 date=1085931300
Lestat.. That was bad.. But it was oh so good! ROFL!
Thank you, thank you...and I didn't even go for the obvious "cock" puns! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rhiannon link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg115662#msg1156 62 date=1085932135
Sheesh.. I thought I had heard everything with the last odd post of news of the weird...
poor hen... sick bastard.
Next question: (I know this one is going to have people putting their heads in their hands).. if the hen was slaughtered.. does that mean that they had her for dinner that night or did they slaughter her because of the incident itself?
Would you eat it? I know I wouldn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg115715#msg1157 15 date=1085944148
I imagine they did eat her.
Shakes head. What would possess a guy to screw a chicken? What about a chicken could possibly turn a guy on? How does he get and keep a woody with a chicken? What a sick fuck. He needed to hang himself.
B what is wrong with you? He was obviously a breast man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg115745#msg1157 45 date=1085947422
I have heard chickens give great beak.
That's sad. Now hens have a whole new thing to be worried about.
He's a chicken! :rotfl:
Dumb shit... should have killed himself long before he decided to rape a hen. :irked:
Can't say he didn't have a sex life, huh?
If i had to fuck a hen i think i'd kill myself also...
ew.....gross...
both the chicken fucker and the thought someone would eat the violated and murdered chicked after that!!! bleh!!
Obviously nobody remembers this story...
http://www.geocities.com/gwaddingham/stories.htm
Check the first story. That headline kills me because it reminds me of the jingle for some food product that went "I feel like chicken tonight."
Is it true? Doubtful.
-afx
OMG!! I didn't even know that was possible! Poor hen!
YIKES!!!! how could a human man get his thingy into a hen's couchie???
^^^ cause some men are disgusting and will fit their dicks into a keyhole if they could. :( Thats tragic. Nothing worse than a person who abuses kids or an animal. UGH!
This reminds me of a guy who got his pecker caught in a suction in a hotel pool and had to call the paramedics. lmao.