:rotfl: This just proves men will stick their peckers in anything. Geezuz christ I'm glad I'm not a man!Quote:
Originally Posted by erotictonic link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg116180#msg1161 80 date=1086051246
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:rotfl: This just proves men will stick their peckers in anything. Geezuz christ I'm glad I'm not a man!Quote:
Originally Posted by erotictonic link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg116180#msg1161 80 date=1086051246
You said it, baby! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg116186#msg1161 86 date=1086051696
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Originally Posted by erotictonic link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg116180#msg1161 80 date=1086051246
Wasn't that on an episode of cops???? OMG.. that was funny.
And, no, I would hope that no one would eat that poor chicken, but the thought crossed my mind and I had to ask.
Without reading the story, it sounds like a bad case of being henpeckered.
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Guy's walking along a road in Scotland and meets MacDuff, who's finishing up a wall. It's a nice stone wall, and so he tells MacDuff.
MacDuff says, "Aye, it's a fine wall. Built it with me own two hands, gatherin' stones, mortarin' them, takin' years. It's a fine wall, last for a thousand years. But to those people in the village, am I MacDuff the fence builder? Nooo.
"Look at my house. Cleared the trees and rocks, put up the walls, thatched the roof, fired the brick, everything. My own two hands. That house will last for a thousand years. But to those people in the village, am I MacDuff the house builder? Nooo.
"Look out there to the dock on the ocean. I built that dock! Sunk the pilings, planed the boards, nailed them together, all meself. That dock'll last for a thousand years! But to those people in the village, am I MacDuff the dock builder? Nooooo."
MacDuff gives the traveler an evil look, and then says in a bitter, angry voice: "But ya fuck one goat.....!!!!!!!"
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Jay! That's great!
Well I guess I can cross chicken in a cream sauce off my list of things to eat now!
LMAO ewwwwww!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade is a D.j. link=board=1;threadid=9659;start=msg116553#msg1165 53 date=1086133139