found this site http://www.quizdiva.com/ some cute quizzes... like what adult film should you be in I got i dream of jenna lol
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found this site http://www.quizdiva.com/ some cute quizzes... like what adult film should you be in I got i dream of jenna lol
i love tests...
adult film test:
You Should Star in "Sensual Exposure"
It's porn. It's art. It's fashion. It's fetish.
One innocent woman on a sensual journey that changes her life forever.
Okay, secretly kinky one - this porn was *made* to have you star in it.
At least, you'll never look at a garden hose the same way again!
blow job test:
You Are 100% Skilled @ Blowjobs!
Woo Hoo! You are 100% skilled when it comes to sucking dick. Who could have thought that one person could possibly suck and blow at the same time.
You have got it going on in the tongue tango department.
Your lover is the luckiest man alive.
You know how to handle Mr Happy in every way unimaginable.
In your eyes, the penis is your friend.
You enjoy giving oral sex, and it is without a doubt enjoyed!
inner sex gender:
Your Inner Sex Gender: Man
For you, sex is a highly physical act. It's all about how good it makes your body feel.
And while sex with someone you care about is great - it's not a requirement.
You know that sex with a stranger can be hot, sometimes hotter than sex with someone you love.
Besides, when it comes to sex - you crave varity. If your lover doesn't offer it, you might look elsewhere.
what size do you take quiz:
You Prefer Guys On the Small Side
You're a bit sensitive when it comes to sex
And a horse sized dick leaves you with more pain than pleasure
So forget Ron Jeremy - you'll take guys who are half his size
Added bonus? They work extra hard to make up for their shortcomings!
breast test:
You Have Ample Boobs!
No doubt about it, you have one hell of a rack
No matter what you wear, you're a walking boob attack
Other girls might get jealous - and say your boobs are fake
But you smile knowing their boyfriends are yours to take!
oral sex tip quiz:
The Oral Sex Tip You Should Try Is: A Pierced Tongue
When it comes to oral, you've mastered almost every skill around
Besides digging through untranlated exotic sex manuals, you've got one option left
A pierced tongue is almost sure to drive anyone wild, but when combined with your skills...
Watch out! You'll be so good that if you're not careful, you might not have regular sex again
ok thats enough, i have to make dinner......
Adult Movie Star:
I should be in "Stud Hunters." I've never heard of it before but I'll check it out.
DestinyDevine, I've been trying to see I Dream of Jenna but no one in my city has it for rent! I really don't want to drop $50 for it... (I used to love I Dream of Jeannie! and Jenna rocks!)
Blow Jobs:
I am 100% skilled at Blow Jobs!!! :blush:
Porn Star:
I should star in Cumshot Porn... hmmm am I sensing a trend?
Fuckability test:
You are fuckable. (Who isn't?)
Inner Sex Gender:
Woman
Shoud You Go Lesbian:
You should experiment a little.
What Size Do You Take:
You are the Goldilocks of Cocks!
Tongue Talent:
You're tongue's talent is Kissing!
Which Porn Mag:
You should pose for Playboy!
What Sex Crime Will You Be Arrested For:
You will be arrested for Prostitution. (Great, just what I've always dreamed of...)
Virgin or Whore:
You are 1/2 Virgin 1/2 Whore!
god there are a ton of these!!! I have to stop now.
You Should Star in "Cleopatra"
A sexy tale of archaeologists that raise Cleopatra from the dead.
And the old queen of the desert has no trouble getting wet!
This powerful, erotic sex movie is perfect for a sensual person like you.
You'd never would imagine where Julius Caesar likes to put his sword!
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You Are F***-able!
And boy do you ever take advantage of your do-ability. And why not?
If you can score, why not go for it? And no matter how many steamy affairs you have...
Well, you always seem to find more. And no wonder - you are hot from any perspective.
Hot attitude, hot appearance, and hot passion equals tons of hot screwing!
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Your Inner Sex Gender: Woman
For you, sex is the best possible emotional connection. It's all about making your head spin.
You think twice about having sex with a stranger, unless you think romance is in the air.
And you choose comfort over novelty. You rather have sex you know you enjoy.
This doesn't mean you aren't kinky... just that you choose your kinks rather carefully.
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You Should Consider Going Lesbian
If you think you're straight, you're fooling yourself!
You're at least bi - and there's a good chance you may find yourself a lesbian.
Don't be shy about liking women. It may lead you to the best sex of your life.
As you may know, some say that no one can please a woman like another woman... :-)
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You Prefer Guys On the Small Side
You're a bit sensitive when it comes to sex
And a horse sized dick leaves you with more pain than pleasure
So forget Ron Jeremy - you'll take guys who are half his size
Added bonus? They work extra hard to make up for their shortcomings!
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You Are Thong Panties!
Lusty, and a little slutty.
You turn heads everywhere!
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Your Stripper Name is Candy Delight!
You are always the feature dancer at the best clubs.
Your customers pay big money to see you, even if it means starving six days of the week.
For you, stripping is an art form, and you are a grande artiste.
Very classy and never trashy - you won't stoop to doing anything sleazy.
You are constantly posing in magazines and winning Miss Nude contests.
In StripperLand, you are the ultimate queen.
Other strippers may be jealous by all the attention you get, but you walk away with the most money!
(UGH.. Candy Delight? LOL)
I should star in "I dream of Jenna" I never saw the movie.
You Should Star in "Sensual Exposure"
It's porn. It's art. It's fashion. It's fetish.
One innocent woman on a sensual journey that changes her life forever.
Okay, secretly kinky one - this porn was *made* to have you star in it.
At least, you'll never look at a garden hose the same way again!
***hmmm...a garden hose?? whoa...I'd rather be in 'I Dream of Jenna', it was a good movie...and I looooooove Jenna Jameson***
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Woo Hoo! You are 100% skilled when it comes to sucking dick. Who could have thought that one person could possibly suck and blow at the same time.
You have got it going on in the tongue tango department.
Your lover is the luckiest man alive.
You know how to handle Mr Happy in every way unimaginable.
In your eyes, the penis is your friend.
You enjoy giving oral sex, and it is without a doubt enjoyed!
***lol...woohoo!! go me! my parents will be so proud...hahaha***
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You Are F***-able!
And boy do you ever take advantage of your do-ability. And why not?
If you can score, why not go for it? And no matter how many steamy affairs you have...
Well, you always seem to find more. And no wonder - you are hot from any perspective.
Hot attitude, hot appearance, and hot passion equals tons of hot screwing!
***rawwwwrrrrr*** ;)
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You Should Consider Going Lesbian
If you think you're straight, you're fooling yourself!
You're at least bi - and there's a good chance you may find yourself a lesbian.
Don't be shy about liking women. It may lead you to the best sex of your life.
As you may know, some say that no one can please a woman like another woman... :-)
***tell me something I dont know...lol...***
ok thats enough for now...maybe more later...
ok a few more:
your candy heart is fuck me
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You Are A Lesbian
Okay, game's up. You were just playing along with this quiz.
You're a lesbian, and you know it... or at least you should.
You're all about women - and you don't need a man for much.
That's what vibes, strap-ons, fingers, and tongues are for.
odd consitering i am married to a male, and i enjoy it....
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You Are F***-able!
And boy do you ever take advantage of your do-ability. And why not?
If you can score, why not go for it? And no matter how many steamy affairs you have...
Well, you always seem to find more. And no wonder - you are hot from any perspective.
Hot attitude, hot appearance, and hot passion equals tons of hot screwing!
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You Will Die Overdosing on Poppers!
Yup, even if you're not quite sure what poppers are right now...
Your kinky ways will lead you to them - and you'll be hooked.
Don't be so sad, a freaky mofo like yourself has to go sooner or later
Be glad it's not from a one eyed French midget. Don't pretend you don't know!
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Your Sign Is: Curves Ahead
You've got a lot of sex appeal, but you don't overplay it.
You know you're hot. And you don't have to prove it to anyone else.
Instead of being the center of attention, you tend to lure your crush away from the crowd.
It's hard work to get with you - but you are worth the effort.
the last line is so true
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The Aphrodisiac You Should Try Is: Honey
Honey is an ancient aphrodisiac... seen in the Kama Sutra and used by Cleopatra
And honey is even the inspiration for the term honeymoon - where newlyweds drank honey wine
Honey can be found as a the first Viagra in practically every civilazation!
Sweet smelling and smooth, honey is perfect for spreading around naked bodies
What you do with it after that is up to you!
It's often said that the sugar and B vitamins from honey gives you energy to keep going all night...
Try mixing your honey with a little nutmeg, a potion designed to heighten orgasm.
Or mix it with ginger like the ancient Indians did for sexual potency
And if you're looking for a kissable bod, try getting some honey lotion or powder
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You Would Make $500 a Night!
You won't have to resort to the streets to earn your cash...
But you will spend most of your time at a brothel on the wrong side of town!
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Your Freaky Fetish Is Asphyxiation!
Definition: having your breathing deprived
In this case for heightened orgasm
Usually done alone, but sometimes with a partner
Bottom line - you're one kinky mofo!!
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You Are Pussy Whip!
And you're also kind of pussy whipped.
This little oral enhancer is meant for going down.
And in three yummy flavors - just like you like your women.
Will it be Cherry Rum, Cinnamon Schnapps, or Blackberry Brandy tonight?
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You Will Have Sex With 7 People!
Mostly, you're a relationship skipper
So you'lle rack up a lot of your partners via serial monogamy
But a couple of those partners will be pure experimentation
For a guy, you're about average... for a girl, a little wild
well this ones wrong....at least the number, the rest is right.....
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You Should Try the Cross!
Kinky, yet close. Penetration with a twist.
Here's how to do it:
The girl lies on her back, with the guy lying diagonally accross her.
The girl opens her legs to let the guy enter her - and he rocks gently from side to side.
The girl can guide the guy's movements, with the pressure of her hands.
To make this position easier, reverse it - with the girl on top
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You Are a Passionate Kiss!
When you kiss, the world either stops or spins
At least for the minute that your lips are locked
No question about it, you tend to get carried away
It's no wonder your kissing often leads to other things :-)
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You Are a Perfect Lay!
All sorts of guys long to hook up with you, but your standards are set high.
You don't just give it up to anyone, but when you do...they can't get enough of you!
You have a knack for pleasing and receiving, and sex with you is never boring.
Only problem is ~ they all seem to be falling in love with you...
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You Are Dreamy Sexy!
Your sex appeal stems from your constant dreamlike state.
Not only do you think about fairy tales, you have the ways of a fairy princess.
You're sweet, soft manner attracts similarly dreamy guys
And your natural girly beauty lures all men in, so be discriminating!
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You Should Tutor Physics!
You're very good in chemistry... but not the type that will get you a good lay.
Many people find you attractive - but aren't looking for the kind of commitment that you are.
Use your brain to your advantage! Help out that hottie struggling in your physics class.
The reward may be more handsome than you imagined!
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Your Far Out Fantasy Is Sex With Robots!
A lover you custom mold would be heaven.
It won't happen now, but maybe in 2027.
A machine who will do it all night, and never drop.
A little weird, but at least a robot won't ask to be on top.
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There's a 26 - 50% Chance You'll Cheat!
Sound about right?
You're not totally in the clear, but you probably haven't done anything wrong... yet.
See, you're pretty typical when it comes to relationships.
Which is what puts you at a little bit of risk.
Ever feel tempted to cheat? If so, stay away from those tricky situations.
Never feel tempted? Then you've probably reached a happy balance.
Sound completely wrong?
Ah, so you have cheated!
Tone down the flirting and fantasizing, and you'll survive.
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Your Stripper Name is Candy Delight!
You are always the feature dancer at the best clubs.
Your customers pay big money to see you, even if it means starving six days of the week.
For you, stripping is an art form, and you are a grande artiste.
Very classy and never trashy - you won't stoop to doing anything sleazy.
You are constantly posing in magazines and winning Miss Nude contests.
In StripperLand, you are the ultimate queen.
Other strippers may be jealous by all the attention you get, but you walk away with the most money!
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You Are "Fuck"!
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Your Tongue's Talent is Giving Head!
Your thick, wide tongue is the perfect size and shape for giving him pleasure. Not to mention, you know just how to work all the curves.
You'll do just about anything to make others happy, and when you're uncomfortable, you don't like to say so.
So that probably means your mouth is starting to get worn out. Slow down, and learn how to speak your mind!
You'd be most compatible with a Nipple Sucker. They're sure to give you the attention you so desperately need.
You've been giving everything for so long that you forgot what's it's like to be pleasured. It's time for you to lay back and get licked.
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and finally:
You Are 100% Quiz Whore!
adult fim test:
You Should Star in "I Dream of Jenna"
A wild XXX remake of "I Dream of Jeannie," with Jenna Jameson as a sexy genie
Besides showing her navel, Jenna shows every thing else with ten hot sex scenes
This movie would have been perfect for a playful, sexpot like yourself
Maybe you'll just have to settle for a remake of "Leave it to Beaver"
-(mmm jenna jameson, sooo hott lol)-
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what naughty barbie are you:
You Are Backdoor Barbie!
You come complete with easy to remove velcro panties, a bottle of lube, and a home HIV test.
Enema and butt plug sold separately.
Not recommended for children under age 6.
-(haha backdoor barbie keepin it real haha)-
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What sex sound are you:
You Are a Four Letter Cheerleader!
-(soooo true)-
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Whats your freak factor:
You are a Circus Freak!
Sex standing on your head? Check!
Prison sex fantasies? Check!
Triple penetration? Check!
You've done more stuff than Dr. Ruth has heard of!
A peaceful Saturday involves installing a sex swing...
Or recovering from last night's flogging section.
Advice? Well, you don't need any in the kink department.
But I'd say, slow down, let your partner take the lead.
You might be surprised how it feels to be the one with your legs in the air.
-(haha a circus freak go figure lol)-
lol fun quizzes ill do more later when i get a chance...
ahh lol your stripper name:
Your Stripper Name is Britney!
You're the stripper that everybody in the club talks about.
You'll do anything to stay off the streets - even if it's a bit sleazy.
Sex shows? Fetish acts? No problem... as long as you have a little nose candy first.
You'll do anything as long as you make money, even work at the Bunny Ranch!
Your "anything goes" attitude is evident in your videos and websites.
So what if you're slutty? You're a freakin' millionaire!
-(fuck man i took that honestley and they made me sound like a fucking slut lol atleast im rich right? lol)-
Sensual Exposure. Ok, sounds cool. I was as honest as i could be as well. I love performing while a man watches!
Pamela
Your Stripper Name is Britney!
You're the stripper that everybody in the club talks about.
You'll do anything to stay off the streets - even if it's a bit sleazy.
Sex shows? Fetish acts? No problem... as long as you have a little nose candy first.
You'll do anything as long as you make money, even work at the Bunny Ranch!
Your "anything goes" attitude is evident in your videos and websites.
So what if you're slutty? You're a freakin' millionaire!
You Should Star in "Beautiful"
A modern day Snow White tale - with gimps, sexy evil witches, and plenty of sex
In the end, Snow White does bed her prince... but not without having the erotic adventure of her life
Your split personality of naughty and nice is perfect for this film
You could star in any role. Just make sure not too have to much poison apple martini!
I should star in "Space Nuts" :rotfl: wtf? hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA LEXI! I got Beautiful too, somehow I don't think the role suits me tho
LOL Blade. :highfive:
I Dream of Jenna-bleh!! That's totally not me! More suitable is something like this:
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinf...6274&style=ice
75% blow job skilled. 100% cunni skilled (hehehe, I'm the queen!)
I'm a lesbian ass-master who will die of asphyxiation during sex. If I was a drug, I'd be alcohol.
I'm going to use these results as a personal ad if I am ever single again LOL!
Porn---I Dream of Jeannie
My Street Sign----Curves Ahead
Beauty Type----Exotic
Dick Size----It said I prefer Smaller dicks.....(not true)
A modern day Snow White tale - with gimps, sexy evil witches, and plenty of sex
In the end, Snow White does bed her prince... but not without having the erotic adventure of her life
Your split personality of naughty and nice is perfect for this film
You could star in any role. Just make sure not too have to much poison apple martini!
You Are the Goldilocks of Cocks
You're a bit picky when it comes to the size of your man
Too small? You won't feel a thing. Too big? You'll feel too much!
Luckily, most guys fall within your acceptable 5 to 7 inch range.
Just watch out for the Justin Timberlakes and Tommy Lee's of the world
LOL those are my results!
Porn--- Beautiful
Street Sign--Slippery When Wet
Which swear word--Shit
There are so many of these, i will have to take more later on, there great.