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Some Funnies.. Hehe
"A bet with blond"
A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down
next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00
news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll
jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset
and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here
is your money."
The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again"
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******* Water to wine ********
A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding.The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Hallelujah "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey, singer--
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LOL...Thanks for sharing that :)
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Did Mariah really say that?
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LOL DD.. I have no idea if she did or not. It was in the email with the rest of the jokes. It was under the heading "Did she say it?". I really hope she didn't, personally.. lol
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Hmmm.. After reading another Mariah quote from a site, I'm beginning to think that's a real one.. LOL.. Here's the one I just read...
Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again".
When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".
I love it.. LMFAO
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OMG. That's awful! How could someone that stupid be so successful? Dear me. How sad!
Rhiannon, you always post the funniest things! :rotfl: :rotfl: