What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's Department Store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of
bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even
with
all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose
from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the
Salvation
Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
HAHAHAHA!!!
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hahahahha funny!!!! :) I would like to say that my bras are Baptists. ;)
:boobies:
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absolutely no racist intent here, but when you trail a line like that you've got to expect a bite or two.
Without a doubt my bra would have to be Muslim. They have the most experience with tent-making !
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I think Melonie's bra would be Unitarian Universalist!!
Add: On further reflection, they would be Moremams.
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My Bra is an Atheist.
(It had to be said sooner or later)
Ask me, as well, what religion my Condom is and i'd still say Atheist... One use and then it's History. No Reincarnation for rubbers thanks, that's nasty....
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I guess my bra is Catholic even though I hate having anything associeated with that religion. Since I have 34D's natural yeah unless you guys have a better option.
Kitana