Here is your dose of humour
I received this today via email from a good friend - it's a classic!
:laughing: :laughing:
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. ::)
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. ;D
And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not ... ;)
Here is your dose of humour :crackup: ...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names....
;D ;D ;D
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. :laughing:Put more laughter in your day. :laughing:
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Mine ended up being
N = Zippy
B = Toilet
I = Lips
Which is Zippy ToiletLips
LOL!!!!!
My flatmate is
Pinky GirdleBrain
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
That's so damn funny considering he's a male and dislikes girly pink.. LOL!
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Re:Here is your dose of humour
LMFAO.. I remember getting something like this in my email before. It was a little different though. I like this one better, and have been laughing my arse off since I found my new name.. Ready?
I am....
Pinky Girdle-Juice...
ewwww... :rotfl:
Re:Here is your dose of humour
I'm Chimchim Girdlefanny! ;D
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Re:Here is your dose of humour
I'm Snotty Bubblechunks!
How's that for a sexy name? ;D
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Heehee...Poopie Apple-Nose
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Re:Here is your dose of humour
boobie cootietush
lmao :)
Re:Here is your dose of humour
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
These are so damn funny....
from Zippy ToiletLips ;D
How's THAT for a stage name... LMAO !!
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Greasy AppleSniffer ;D
mmmmmmmmm... apples
Re:Here is your dose of humour
I'm Oprah Girdle-Brain, my son is Pinky Girdle-Brain. Pretty funny because he acctually wanted to change his name to 'Brain Dust' at one stage!
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Greasy Bubble Fanny
hot and sexy just the way I like it. ::)
Tee hee that was a riot.
My sister's was Zsa Zsa Bubble Brain...I kinda like that one better.
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Re:Here is your dose of humour
chim chim apple pants!! haha
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Skipper Girdlebrain says hi
:)
Re:Here is your dose of humour
I am known as Gadget Appletush. Anyone wanna bite? Hehe. Great post GCgirl :)
Re:Here is your dose of humour
Loopy Bubblemouth. I saw another bubblemouth listed too and lots of us are "bubble" something.