Mean People Suck: Mean People of the Week, Jerks and so on.
Since there is an idiot of the week topic. There should also be nominations for Mean Person of the Week.
There are a lot of ways of being mean, Cruelty, Insulting, or just being Rude. Here on SW, Insults are quite common. Rudeness is common as well as just simple Arrogance. This should be a place for noting those instances of when a person can be mean to another. Sometimes people can be intolerant of the views of others and they respond by using Ad Hominem Attacks (Against the Man) . They do so without addressing the Topic but attacking the persons character or being.
Nominate and Post a Summary of some Meanies. I.E Jerks that you have encountered over the past week.
While walking my Dogs I encountered a neighbor 5 houses down from my Street who comes out screaming telling me to "Get those F' in Dogs off my Grass and pick up that S^&*t! The thing about it that my Dogs did not Poop on his Property as I have them trained where to go so they do not poop anywhere else.
So I just ignored him and walked as though I was ignoring him and he kept saying insults and the like. The next day, I noticed Poop on my Driveway. Apparently, this Jerk of a guy picked up the Poop and then went to my Yard and threw the Poop on my Driveway. It was not even Dog Poop.
Here in Florida, there are Frogs. These are big Frogs called Bufo Toads. They are poisnous Frogs and they can get huge. These Frogs Poop all over the place in Yards and everywhere they go. You can tell Bufo Toad Poop because it has a Mildewy Smell of undigested Grass and Bugs.
Apparently, this neighbor of mine thinks that my Dogs are pooping in his yard when it is actually the Bufo Toads doing the Pooping.
The reason he has such Poop is because He is a Yard Fein. He Is so meticioulous about this Yard, that he Waters it every day and Fertilizes it with Premium Stuff. Because his Yard is so Green and Often Wet with Sprinklers on at night, it attracts the Bufo Toads who Love Water Sprinklers at night on Hot and Muggy Nights.
Also, I have another Neighbor is is not as bad but he has 2 Dogs himself. A German Sheperd and a Bull Mastiff. My Dogs are a JRT and a Mini Dachsund. This Guy has the audacity to call me at night claiming to be a anonymous caller wanting my Dogs to be Quiet as he is going to Sleep and says my Dogs are barking all the time. My Dogs only bark when my Door is knocked on and they stay in my House at night sleeping with me. They will not Bark unless They are awakened with a Phone or Door Bell or Knock. Yet his Dogs do make a lot noise.
I think he is sore because my JRT is a very defensive and Territorial Male. He does not like any other Male Dogs but he does not attack his Dogs. In any case My Dogs do not threaten his Dogs nor Bark at night and even if they Did they are always inside except when I might take them out a few minutes to pee.
This second Guy I can deal with as he is just trying to get me to get rid of my Dogs so his Male Shepherd could be the Dominant Dog as he wants to Stud his Dog with Female Shepherds but his Shepherd will not act dominant unless my Male JRT was out of the area. He apparently wants his Male Shepherd to be more aggressive.
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Wow....quite a treatise on frog poop, dog poop, and angry mean neighbors. :-\
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On a serious note here, Florida has a very strict leash law. Are your dogs walking with you on a leash at night, does not matter how well trained they are, your Terrier is known to be "high strung." Are these indoor dogs? Do they ever run lose at all?
I know lots of questions, but neighbours don't usually get pissed unless we don't keep our dogs quiet, leashed, indoors or pick up the poop.
A BIG no-no, don't ever let your dog step foot onto anothers lawn. That really is bad practice.
I have had problems with a neighbour down the road who let her 2 dogs run. First, i don't want to be the one to scrape the animal off the street.
She moved after a fine from animal control....... Lol.
Are you sure you are not refering to the Cuban Tree frog......Friggin huge!!!
Pamela
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This is an easy problem to solve.
First, you call up neighbor #1 and pretend to be neighbor #2. "It is me, the fucker who has been crapping on your lawn at night. Well me and my pet frogs... we like crapping on your lawn the best cause your grass is the greenest and softest on the block." Then you hang up.
Then you call neighbor #2 and pretend to be neighbor #1. "Hey guess who it is? Can't guess can you? If your fucking german shepard takes a crap on my lawn again I'm going to kill it and feed it to my pet frogs for dinner".
Whenever you are feeling tense just make these two phone calls and let off some steam. Pretty soon the problem will take care of itself. Neighbor #1 will kill neighbor #2's shepard, and your puppies will no longer be blaimed for the frog poop.
(and yes I am J/K :))
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just go take a dump on the guys doorstep and be done with it!
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ROFL Scorpio.. Good Answer! :10:
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Originally Posted by Darren link=board=1;threadid=11307;start=msg142477#msg142 477 date=1090550111
This is an easy problem to solve.
First, you call up neighbor #1 and pretend to be neighbor #2. "It is me, the fucker who has been crapping on your lawn at night. Well me and my pet frogs... we like crapping on your lawn the best cause your grass is the greenest and softest on the block." Then you hang up.
Then you call neighbor #2 and pretend to be neighbor #1. "Hey guess who it is? Can't guess can you? If your fucking german shepard takes a crap on my lawn again I'm going to kill it and feed it to my pet frogs for dinner".
Whenever you are feeling tense just make these two phone calls and let off some steam. Pretty soon the problem will take care of itself. Neighbor #1 will kill neighbor #2's shepard, and your puppies will no longer be blaimed for the frog poop.
(and yes I am J/K :))
Don't say you're joking--that's AWESOME!!!! I'd do it!! LOL
Sgt--I feel your pain. I used to live in an apartment complex and one of the guys there was a lawn nazi....which is really kinda funny cuz we didn't have much of a lawn and he didn't exactly own it. Anyway, my dog almost always went down to the end of the parking lot to poop in a muddy/grassy area where most of the other dogs went. Well....this guy had put up a little sign saying that the dog owners all needed to clean up after their dogs because he didn't like smelling their poop when he was sitting on his balcony--which, btw, was on the second floor--what he THOUGHT was the smell of poop, was really the smell of rotting garbage from the dumpster across the street. Anyway, he kept getting angry at those of us that walked our dogs in the complex which made me very angry because all of us got our dogs to poop way out where it wouldn't bother anyone. Who he SHOULD have been complaining to were the people that let their dogs run loose. In our complex there was someone who let their German Shep. run loose (and we weren't even allowed to have Germ Shep's). Also, there were some assholes that lived way up the hill that let their nearly deaf lab run around with no leash and no supervision. I myself called the dog warden on them several times but to no avail. Now, THESE were the dogs pooping on his lawn. Ok, now to my point....one day, my stupid dog decided to poop right in front of this guy on "his lawn". The guy started screaming at me and I honestly didn't feel like fighting with him so I just walked away. This creep followed me to my apartment to see where I lived. Then he bagged up the poop and taped it to the building door and left a nast note. Me being the vindictive bitch that I am, took it off the door, walked right over, and put it right back on his lawn in front of his precious sports car. I ended up getting cited by the landlord....but of course I fired right back saying that he had an illegal grill on his balcony, that everyone is always violating the rules (such as my bitchy neighbors who play music at 6 AM just to piss me off), and that they need to talk to the people that have "illegal" dogs (large dogs aren't allowed in the complex and to have a dog, it has to be licensed, registered with the landlord, and the owner has to pay an extra security deposit and additional rent) and dogs that have been running free in the complex. I never heard back. Thank god I moved!
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They come in w/their dogs w/frogs on their backs, popping & pooping. I shall buy a Frog Statue, it croaks when someone walks on my prooperty It shall join my talking/singing Fish.
Pooped..er posted this accidently on "dancer profile" thread. Sorry, it belongs here. Them darn thread keep gettin tangled. I take my bunny's poops, (odorless & dry) sometimes put them on my lawn, & plantsfor fertilizer. As I have prev. stated, My Neighbors have asked about my employment, car, showering habits (everyday) & who I sleep w/. My take is to ignore their existence, keep to myself, avoid getting my mail at "busy" times. A couple are cool & we discuss gardening, & painting tips.
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Originally Posted by whirlerz link=board=1;threadid=11307;start=msg142876#msg142 876 date=1090609371
They come in w/their dogs w/frogs on their backs, popping & pooping. I shall buy a Frog Statue, it croaks when someone walks on my prooperty It shall join my talking/singing Fish.
LOL how funny.
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Yeah, I have a mean person story...but it's more of a mean/borderline retard story...prepare for a long haul, i'm in the mood to ramble.
My dad drove my car up from BC (That's where it's been, i've been driving my mom's echo in the meantime...much to her dismay) and it's an out of province car. I have been researching for THREE WEEKS what I had to do with an out of province vehicule and all the crap I had to go through, paperwork I needed etc, to pull it all off smoothly. It needed an inspection from a specially certified mechanic (Try finding one of those in a 2000 people town) and all this other crap, just to register and insure it. Anyways, to make a long story short, when my car arrived I was no longer legally insured on my mom's car so I had basically no vehicule I could drive. I went down to the insurance agency with all of my information and needed a temporary permit to be able to drive my new car to get it's inspection, which was necissary to properly insure/register it. The woman at the registry's/insurance office informed me that I didn't need one (?) and told me I didn't even need an inspection! These things made me happy because it would save me about $200 dollars and a lot of running around. Too bad she's just retarded, and shouldn't have even had a job there. I needed both, so while I was in my appointment with my insurance agent, she sent me back to the registry to get the stuff I wanted to get in the first place. SO I went back to the dumb woman, and demanded I get the necissary pieces of documentation...unfortunately, she didn't know how to do it/give them to me! So, she called her boss who took an hour to come down and help her do her job. By then, I was two hours late for my appointment with my mechanic to get my inspection. So, I gave them my $12.50 to BUY the form I needed to give to my mechanic, and pay the 70 bucks they wanted for a one day only in-transit permit. Then the head boss woman mumbled something about missing her tee-time as I was leaving!!! I FREAKED! and set her straight about how she'd made me fuck up two of my own appointment's that day, because they were incompetent! Anyways, This is getting long, but I went back to my insurance agent to get insurance, which would then enable me to go BACK to the dumb registries office to actually register my car. The insurance agent refused to take my check. I went to my bank, which had some computer server meltdown, and couldn't deposit my check and give me cash and in the meantime I am driving around with a one day permit that cost me 70 bucks! So, my dad LEFT WORK and wired me 500 bucks and I paid the stupid insurance money and went back to the Registries office...which was CLOSED FOR LUNCH.So, I waited about an hour and a half (Because they were late opening the office up again) I went in, paid another whatever ridiculous amount it was to get plates on my car, told them to go to hell, and left. The end.
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Thanks guys, I feel 101% better!
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Thanks guys, I feel 101% better!
Glad to be of help. I know surely dont want to get you angry.
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wow, Tiff, that's almost as incompetant as visiting any US DMV office! Almost.