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Originally Posted by Darren link=board=1;threadid=11537;start=msg146756#msg146 756 date=1091220234
See how easy that was to answer? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Originally Posted by Darren link=board=1;threadid=11537;start=msg146756#msg146 756 date=1091220234
See how easy that was to answer? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Emu for me then as long as it cums on my face!!! ;)
Is this a frank perdue chicken? I mean if I was gonna bang a bird it would have to have less fat than all the others.So if it's a perdue chicken than I reckon(rectum?Damn near killed 'em!) I would be the chicken fucker type!Creamed chicken anyone?
Well, you know what they say... using a feather is kinky (okay, it's an old joke..) but using the whole chicken is perverted.
I'd definately go with the chicken choice since it's the only one where 'getting caught' is involved, whereas the emu decision is private and with no one to help you, thus having to suffer the moral consequences of living with that secret for all of eternity... likely leading to serious intimacy issues well into middle-age, total isolation from senior years bingo (hearing "EMU-27" instead of "E-27" etc.etc.), and other serious and immeasurable emotional ramifications.
I chose being raped by an emu. LOL Atleast its not my fault and im not getting caught trying to pleasure myself with a nasty chicken!!! :laughing:
Well, maybe the chicken tricked you or blackmailed you - not your fault really - we have to do what we have to do :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=1;threadid=11537;start=msg146828#msg146 828 date=1091232916
Does it count if my boy bunny has humped my arm?
Sure......but only if my dog humping my arm counts...Quote:
Originally Posted by whirlerz link=board=1;threadid=11537;start=msg147134#msg147 134 date=1091296291
How could you not love that face? That is one good looking weenie dog :wink:
LOL LOL LOL
See...the way I see it is,
If you are caught fucking a chicken...then it was obviously consentual since YOU were doing the fucking...if you're fucking a chicken, then you must be enjoying it! So I picked that!
Besides, although i've never been raped by an emu...one DID steal my earmuffs one time...and didn't even give them back!
Bitch. >:(
CROP!!!!!!!!!!!
RESIZE!!!!!!!!!!
OMG.... :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiff_7_17 link=board=1;threadid=11537;start=msg147407#msg147 407 date=1091345828
Is it just me or does this doggie look like he's holding on to Hottie while getting down to business with the Teddy Bear? Hottie, I must say...I certainly hope that the bear gave it's consent to post this pornographich picture of it!! LOL :boobies:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hottie7268 link=board=1;threadid=11537;start=msg147381#msg147 381 date=1091338526
Actually VG....We doped the bear with roofies for this photo shoot. ;D What the bear doesn't know, won't hurt it.......
Your weenie dog is having a threesome with the bear AND your arm! Playa!!!
Hmm, well if you ever tire of that cute doggie I will adopt him. I think he'd get along with my cat. How could anyone not love a dog with such a cute "smile"?Quote:
Originally Posted by VenusGoddess link=board=1;threadid=11537;start=msg147999#msg147 999 date=1091467220