Re:Noisy Apartment Neighbors
Hell, I don't know what to tell you on this one. I'm usually the one who is partying the night away. I had my next door neighbor's landlord come over to my house the next day and tell me to keep it down. I told him to piss off, I am buying my house; they are just renting his trailors and if they don't like it, then they need to move. He never came back over again. And they moved like 2 months later(but not because of me).
Um, I guess you could try being sneaky and rude. That always works. VG had a good one by being loud while they sleep. Always a fail proof plan especially if they are hung over.
Kitana
Re:Noisy Apartment Neighbors
I suggest leaving a note on their door that says, "Having a fun night from time to time is cool. Being loud and obnoxious ALL the time isn't. Some of us like to sleep at night so please be considerate or next time the police get called. Thanks!"
Re:Noisy Apartment Neighbors
I had thesame problem many years ago, and was asked by the apt. manager to call the police. That way, there were police records to prove grounds for eviction.
And yes, they did get evicted.
Re:Noisy Apartment Neighbors
I think you should just light a bunch of fireworks outside their door.
Or, stuff dog poop in their mailbox.
Or, nail their front door shut.
Or put Marshmellow Fluff in the keyhole/lock in their door.
Or, tack up a formal notice of eviction on their door.
Or, release a tarantula or venemous snake into their apartment.
Or, as they are leaving/returning to the apartment, shoot them with a tranquilizer gun and give them laxatives so they wake up in their own poop.
Or do all of the above.
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Noisy apartment neighbors reminds me of my old college days when I lived in a crappy apartment.
The first set of noisy people who lived below my unit had to put up with me hopping up and down in the apartment, making the floor groan and creak. I waited until things were quiet downstairs (in other words, when they were sleeping) to start running around the rooms. Since I only had to work 3 days a week while they had to work full time, they lost alot more sleep then I did and soon quieted down.
The neighbors who shared a wall next to me kept making loud sex noises all the time, keeping everyone awake in our building. I found a male college buddy with a really deep, loud voice and had him stay over. When the couple started going at it, he knocked on the wall and yelled really loud, "OH YEAH! MAKE MORE NOISE! HELP ME GET OFF!" He then proceeded to talk dirty to them all night every time we heard a peep out of them. We never heard loud noise from them ever again.
The people on the other wall next to me kept partying all the time, late at night and not just on the weekends. I invited some friends over for a video game marathon. We put the speakers up against the walls and started playing video games that only had loud explosions and gun shots in them. Not only did this stop the neighbors from partying (they thought there was a shoot out going on) but the police would come over to investigate, ruining their party.