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Some Funny Stories
Subject: El Vaquero
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> > >El Vaquero &Chilito
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> > >El Vaquero and his Chihuahua, Chilito,
> > >are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and both are
> soon
> > asleep.
> > >Some hours later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful friend.
> > >" Chilito, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
> > >Chilito replies, " I see millions of stars, senor."
> > >What does that tell you?" asks el Vaquero.
> > >Chilito ponders for a minute.
> > >"Astronomically speaking,
> > >it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
> billions
> of
> > >planets.
> > >Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
> > >Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past
> three.
> > >Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are
> small
> and
> > >insignificant.
> > >Meteorologically, it tells me seems we will have a beautiful day
> tomorrow.
> > >What does it tell you, senor?"
> > >El Vaquero is silent for a moment! , and then says, Chilito, you
> > estupido . Someone has stolen our tent!"
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Detective Sui
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous
Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities
that might
develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
fall out of tree, not see.
......NO FEE
SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!
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