I've sold:
shoes, g-strings, bras. dress, wig, pee, shit, pubic hair, head hair, bed sheet, pictures, fingernails, toe nails, bath towel.
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I've sold:
shoes, g-strings, bras. dress, wig, pee, shit, pubic hair, head hair, bed sheet, pictures, fingernails, toe nails, bath towel.
Ewwwwwwww some of that stuff is disgusting why would a normal person buy shit from somebody ?? But you don't care he's paying you !! LOL
well, that's one way to sell your body, he he
We have a thread on this topic. I think it's pretty nasty to sell/buy shit and piss from anyone. :loco: To each his own...... ::)
Sanitary concerns aside... :yuck:
In what other profession besides adult entertainment could somebody sell a piece of their business capital for more money (sometimes WAY more money) than they originally invested in it?
I could make a Mastercard commercial wisecrack here but... :rotfl:
The straw out of my drink and a hair clip. :shrug:
HAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild link=board=27;threadid=13809;start=msg181355#msg18 1355 date=1096137228
I have seen a dancer sell her breast milk before
Urine, old shoes, lock of hair, college papers (no shit, I had a customer who paid me for getting good grades in a sociology class where I wrote a lot about stripping), thongs, stockings, etc.
K, domino, I'm curious, was this all/mostly all to the same customer? I ask because I have only had a few offers for maybe my outfit in 9 years. Are you offering to sell this stuff, or are they asking you out of the blue? I agree with verfolgung that some of that is just psycho! I have never heard of selling bodily waste to customers in a SC. I thought I had heard it all...
I sold a fake phone number to a VERY persistant customer back in my first or second year, I told him I'd give it to him for 20 bucks. He said ok, I felt bad about it after ward and I was a little scared he'd come back for me, but he was stupid for thinking I'd give him the right number anyway, right? lol
i guess all ive sold is panies, bras and garters... to very persistant people and all for lots of money because i need that stuff!!
i've also taken phone numbers for money... i've said a few times.. right your number on a $20 and i'll call you... its worked twice i think..
when selling pee and poo,do you put it in a convienient to go box??
A doo doo doggie bag??
I dunno,just sounds over the line to me.To each his own but i dont see this as being part of the stripper world or fantasy.
I've only been dancing for a week so I've had no unusual offers however a couple of years ago a stripper friend of mine was offered $500 to pee on a guys face in the VIP room. He was a regular and when she agreed to do it, they set a date and time on when it would happen. He instructed her to only drink water on that day and to not eat too much. When the day arrived, he bought some time in VIP and she did the deed.
I'm tall athletic kinda strong looking, So people will ask me for wierd shit I don't know why. Kinda domenetrix stuff even though I look like Barbie. A Barbie that will kick you ass and is fetich freindly.
All have been different people the repeats have been for the same thing. I guess it's because I'm open, I don't care what your kink is or why. I hear a girl say 'Oh my God this guy just asked me for...' I say were is he?
Just the other nite I sold my thong, bra and butt wrap. I think he was going home to put them on but not sure just a feeling.
Don't get me wrong this doesn't happen all the time. I've been dancing a long time all over the place. Most wierdos in NY I have to say.
I consider it a waste of time to leave a customer without a single dollar, so I have a habit of selling random things to customers who refuse my offer for a lapdance.
I sold two high-fives to a customer for $1 each.
I flashed a customer (boobs) for $5...and considering I work at a full-nude club where it only costs $2 to sit at the tip rail, that guy was basically an idiot.
I have told customers my FAKE "real" name in exchange for a dance ($20).
I have given customers my ex-boyfriend's number (of course they thought it was mine) in exchange for a dance.
One time, a customer paid me $10 to go away :ashamed:
My favorite non-dance-related hustle story is: One day I was standing outside the dressing room scouting for my next victim *ahem* customer, when I saw a lighter sitting on a vacant table. I put it in my purse even though I am a non-smoker, and on my way back to the dressing room a customer approached me and asked me if I had a light. I told him I'd sell him one for $5, and he was so surprised (or maybe just in need of his nicotine fix) that he paid it! LOL just a bit of random luck I guess.
Im just going to assume that she didnt have to clean the VI-PEE room afterwards.I hope she tipped the clean up person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freyja link=board=27;threadid=13809;start=msg182695#msg18 2695 date=1096305494
I again have to say that i dont think the transfere of bodily fluids or waste is what we do.I think it crosses a seriouse line in the sand.
I also have a hard time beliving this could happen in a club,maybe a hotel room afterwards,but not in a VI-Pee room.
Talk about a health code violation!!!!!
Thats just what this industry needs,a growing customer base that expects to get pissed on in the VIP room.
one of the clubs i used to work at, big swanky rather nice place though it was, of course had its share of freaks. there was one guy who was into piss, and everyone knew it. he was also ubercreepy and most of the girls avoided him like the plague. anyhoo, there were a few new girls on one night and two of them were sitting at his table. the MOD came and sat in the booth with me and we watched and waited. sure enough, after about 20 minutes, one of them got up and walked into the bathroom WITH AN EMPTY CHAMPAGNE GLASS. well, you know the rest. she brought it back, not empty anymore, and the guy gave her 100 bucks, and then sniffed it, smiled, and downed it. very few things turn my stomach, but i have to tell you i think i gagged and puked a little in my mouth on that one. (oh and for the record, they banned the guy and suspended the girl.) yup, different strokes i guess.
Um, selling poop is really gross. Even for me and I can deal with mostly anything.
I will tell you tho, my ex bf once peed on me by accident. We were going at it and I was bent over the couch with him behind me. He pulled out to cum on my ass and he just started peeing instead. When I realized it wasn't just a big load I started laughing. I know, I know....getting pissed on is not funny. But the look of utter surprise on his face was priceless. He started crying and locked himself in the bathroom until I convinced him it was an honest mistake and that I'd forgive him if he let me in to take a shower.
Just thought I'd share. ;D
selling poop may be gross, but how about BUYING it!? that's far worse.
I must say I agree with you 100% there Christopher.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrChristopher link=board=27;threadid=13809;start=msg183353#msg18 3353 date=1096387320
I had on worn out Levi's 501 cut-offs and old jean jacket on stage and a fellar asked me, "How much for the jacket?" I asked him how much he had and he got the jacket and I got the cash and everyone was happy.
actually,i would think its one of the few situations where you always get what you pay for.Quote:
Originally Posted by onlythebest link=board=27;threadid=13809;start=msg183355#msg18 3355 date=1096387462
At the risk of sounding like a school girl....
ewwww
A doodoo doggie bag?! That is so awesome. I've only sold a lock of hair but this whole thing scares me. A bunch of my family is from Louisiana where witchcraft is rampant and most of my family practices so I hate giving anything that is 'me' away. Never know what they're going to do with it though I imagine it is something closer to a scene from that horrid Demi Moore movie than a voodoo doll.
who do voodoo with poo poo??? ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Aleah link=board=27;threadid=13809;start=msg183396#msg18 3396 date=1096390343
Yeah,I grew up in Nawlins,so I can vouche for the voodoo mambo jumbo.You don't want any of that bad gris gris.Trust me!
Very funny,BigGreen.LMAO!!!