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DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
This would be me, but my baby does not drip or drop....... ;)
You forgot PONTIAC (no offense to anyone in any way, and I am not racial. I heard this at some point growing up...) :-\ :)
Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It's A Cadillac
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Bought my wife....i wish it was that easy :rotfl:
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine?(sp?)
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=13957;start=msg184018#msg184 018 date=1096431938
Bought my wife....i wish it was that easy :rotfl:
I cost $1,ooo,ooo,ooo but for you, a duckie and pickle pic. What a bargain!!!!
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For now.. An effin FORD. Blah.. LOL
F-ound
O-n
R-oad
D-ead
F-ucked
O-ver
R-ebuilt
D-odge
or backwards...
D-river
R-eturns
O-n
F-oot
:laughing:
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Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=13957;start=msg184018#msg184 018 date=1096431938
Bought my wife....i wish it was that easy :rotfl:
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine?(sp?)
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
LMAO.... stings a bit. :yikes: Then again you can pretty much say that about all LA drivers.
I won't dignify the shallow wife part. I bought it for the articles.
FIAT alternate : Fix it again tony
FIAT : Found it at trashheap
For H:
SATURN - Stripped and Travelling Unbelievably Rapid Now
SATURN - Sad attempt to upgrade repulsive neon
SATURN- sucky audi to use round neighborhood
SATURN - Stylish and trippy unfortunately removed nitro
Mercedes - gave up
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I have a VW...but, I found that I love my VW more than my old Beemer. Blech. :D
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PINTO - potentially incendiary, not tiny otto
VW - Venus' wheels
VW - very wasted (applies to van passengers)
miata - molded into a tiny auto
miata - miniature imitation automobile to annoy
for V:
Dodge - Driver only does good ex-boyfriends (was ecstasy)
Dodge - driver on dashboard giving excitement
Now, if only this were somehow remotely useful...
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Hyuandi, Accent. Luvs It! I don't think I saw this one, Ford, F*cked on a rotten deal. Definately true. Had a Rav 4, 'nother piece of worthless sh*t.
Here's a couple more: BMW, Break my window, Bowel movement weekly.
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Oh and I have a JEEP too...so whats that mean?
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Yeah, Jeep here, too. Anything for Jeep?
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JEEP- Just Enough Essential Parts
GMC- Generic Made Chevy
Chevys rock though. My Camaro's engine sounded like Alex Van Halen's drumming, but it ran forever and far. Until the engine exploded.
My crazy brother rolled his Jeep Cherokee SEVEN times down hill and it ran when it landed. That jeep whipped ass.
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Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=1;threadid=13957;start=msg184504#msg184 504 date=1096492823
My Camaro's engine sounded like Alex Van Halen's drumming, but it ran forever and far.
LOL! My TA sounds like the beginning of "Hot For Teacher" idling, and has been noted as much many times.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Jeeps kick ass..I used to have a bumper sticker on mine that said (Upside Down)
:if you can read this, flip me over!:
was great...would roll it almost monthly, and it drove for years (offroad rolling, I only rolled it once on the road)
now I drive a VW Jetta TDI soon to be run on BioDiesel...not sure what we can acronym for that
Valuable Workhorse Turning (gasoline) Drivers Insane
(I get over 50 MPG with a wagon!)
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Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=13957;start=msg184219#msg184 219 date=1096463119
Oh and I have a JEEP too...so whats that mean?
That's funny, I have a Jeep and a BMW too. They both are convertibles.
I spend most of my time driving the Jeep.
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I drive a Pontiac Firebird. Pretty with fat, low tires, blacked out windows. Looks like a vette...mmmmmm
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Honda
Had one, never did again.
They're great cars. (they'll blow out like 200,000 miles now problem when they're new.) But this car is kind of pissing me off. (Has graphic art, dipped low, and drives really loud. I didn't buy it, my friend got it for me at an auction.) I'm trying to sell a '95 Dx Coupe-automatic, 94K. Anyone????
;)
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Why so many ford haters :'( I own 2 ford trucks and none of this is true. STOP THE HATE!!!!!!!!!
;D ;) ;D
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Big Daddy, I drove a Ford Escort. It was terrible. The Ford trucks are better because there is less to break off of the truck......
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Originally Posted by Deogol link=board=1;threadid=13957;start=msg184577#msg184 577 date=1096500315
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Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=13957;start=msg184219#msg184 219 date=1096463119
Oh and I have a JEEP too...so whats that mean?
That's funny, I have a Jeep and a BMW too. They both are convertibles.
I spend most of my time driving the Jeep.
:highfive: both mine are not convertibles ;)
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So far my car has been what ever my boy or girl has been sporting. Why buy a car wnen you have game enough to get a ride in whatever car you want?
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JEEP - just entered early puberty
JEEP - just envy everyone's penis
I like - J_ E_ easy parking, can't think of j and e to fit well
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in the process of locating a CLK mercedes. i dont think there is a joke about them unless i havent heard it.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!