Proposed Lap Dance Points System
SCJ is kind of thin on new topics at the moment, and my shallow and immature side seems to be getting a hold of me this evening.
The threads about dances in every state and the one that Aussie Vee started got me thinking (with the wrong head of course).
Just for kicks and grins, I propose a lap dance scoring system:
For the record, this should be considered a fun way to document where you've been and who you've met, and NOT a competition or scavenger hunt. I know some of us have more travel opportunities than others.
Customers would get points from each state, province, territory, and foreign country that you've had a contact dance (at least one way) in. To add spice, quadruple bonuses will be given for dances received from registered SW ladies, with a smaller bonus for additional SW dancers from the same state. Air dances (no contact either way) do not count.
Dancers would similarly get points for lap dances given in each jurisdiction, with a quadruple bonus for dances given to registered SCJ/SW members of either gender.
My scoring chart is as follows:
| Jurisdiction |
Lap Dance |
Lap Dance
from
SW dancer |
Additional
SW dancers
(same state) |
U.S. Lower
48 states |
5 |
x4 (20) |
+2 |
Alaska, Hawaii,
Washington DC,
Canadian Provinces
U.S. Territories |
10 |
x4 (40) |
+4 |
Other
Foreign
Countries |
25 |
x4 (100) |
+10 |
Each jurisdiction and each SW/SCJ member can only be counted once. You may however transfer your points in a manner to achieve the highest score possible. (I'll explain this more throughly to anyone who wants to know).
Verification for scores is on the honor system. Any new "scores" and updated point totals should be recorded in the Trip Reports thread on the Club Chat forum.
I welcome any proposed changes to the scoring system. Points changes? Should some states be worth more than others? Should there be bonuses for certain cities? I'd like to keep it simple.
So how many points do you have currently? I'm sitting pretty low on the board with a paltry 20 (four L-48 states, no SW ladies). Hope to change that next month though. ;)
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Well, let me see, here are my totals thus far:
Dances in 9 states = 45 points
Dances from 1 SW member in RI = 20 points
Dances from 2 SW members in NJ = 22 points
Dances in Mexico = 25 points
Total = 112
Question: Do we get points everytime we dance with the same SW dancer or does it have to be a different one to get points?
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six states =30 points
dances from 1 SW member = 20 points
no foreign countries
total 50 points
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I got 15 pts. but can I have extra credit for having phone sex while typing this?
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I got 15 pts. but can I have extra credit for having phone sex while typing this?
Do you get extra points if you have phone sex with an SW member? J/K And no I haven't.
Dances in 5 states = 25 points
Dances from 1 SW member in RI = 20 points
Dances from 1 SW members in Ontario = 40 points
Total = 85 points
I hope I did that right.
~Sad~
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Sad, I like the idea of extra points, so I brought back the extras list.
Dances in 8 states = 40 points
Dances from 1 state SW member = 20 points
Dances in 2 provinces = 20 points
Dances in 1 other foreign country = 25 points
Total = 105 points
Note: You can't get lapdances in DC.
For extra points, only the highest extra value per state counts, multiplied by the base value. For example, DFK in RI is 5 x 18 = 90. The extra has to be INSIDE the club.
Total with extras = 885
If you can count US states and Canadian provinces separately, you should be able to count provinces separately in foreign countries.
Two years ago there was a guy named Shotdisc on TUSCL who reviewed more than 100 clubs in the southern states and got blown in half of them. But anyone who's been to eastern Europe could easily outscore him. Somehow that doesn't seem fair.
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I thought there would be some confusion. I was too busy making sure the YaBB code for the chart was just right.
To clarify scores, think of this much simpler chart with respect to each jurisdiction. I think that this was kind of what Sporty was gettting at (correct me if I'm wrong). You would only get the highest value on this chart for each state/province. There would be no compounding.
LD non-SW gal..................5 pts
LD w/ 1 SW gal....................20 pts
LD w/ 2 different SW gals......22 pts
LD w/ 3 different SW gals......24 pts
LD w/ 4 different SW gals......26 pts
...and 5 SW gals woould be 28, 6 would be 30 and so on.
2x the points on this scale for AK, HI, Canadian province and US territories, 5x for foreign countries.
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Question: Do we get points everytime we dance with the same SW dancer or does it have to be a different one to get points?
Each SW gal can only be counted once, but can you still get more points from the same one? Well yes, provided that she moves.
For example:
Let's hypothesize that Chuck has never gotten a LD in RI. He goes to K2U in the pre-Amber era and gets a LD there. He can count RI as 5 points.
Amber joins the SW community and goes to work at K2U. Chuck goes and has a dance with her. He can now count RI as 20 points.
Amber moves to Florida. Chuck goes down to see her and has a LD. Since Amber has already been counted, he can't count her again, BUT since the dance was in FL, he can now count FL as 5 points.
Then, one of Amber's former co-workers at K2U joins SW, and Chuck goes and has a LD with her. Now Chuck can transfer his Amber points to FL and count it as 20, and use the new SW girl in RI to count as 20 there.
Then Chuck finds out Amber and Trixie are working in the same club, and makes another trip to FL. He has dances with both of them. He can now count FL as 22 points.
Amber decides that she misses the snow and moves to Ontario. Chuck goes there and has another LD with her. So now, he can transfer his Amber points up there. So now, he gets 40 for ONT, but FL reverts back to 20. If not for the dance with Trixie, it would revert back to 5.
So for those three jurisdictions, he'd have a combined total of 80.
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If you can count US states and Canadian provinces separately, you should be able to count provinces separately in foreign countries.
Sporty, I thought about that with respect to Mexico, the UK and maybe Austrailia. My reasoning against that was that most of us probably couldn't name the subjurisdictions of most foreign countries. Can anyone name what country the following states/provinces are in:
Oaxaca, Puno, Groningen, Chaco, Zealand, Yunan, Bashkortostan, Sancti Spiritus, Karaganda, Vesturland.
I was pretty good with my geography, but not that good. :P
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Besides stroking their egos what other benefits does the system bestow upon the participants?
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What do Amber and I get for being SCJ dancers, ok ok, besides my spankings.....LOL
Licks Cyn
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Do you get extra points if you have phone sex with an SW member? J/K And no I haven't.
Dances in 5 states = 25 points
Dances from 1 SW member in RI = 20 points
Dances from 1 SW members in Ontario = 40 points
Total = 85 points
I hope I did that right.
~Sad~
Actually I lose points for Maryland I realized. In went in and out of 6 or so clubs in Baltimore and was so disgusted I never got one dance. So I only have 80 points, but I get an honorable mention for cussing out one of the SC owners for the clubs all being that way and having the good sense to walk out of each of the clubs....lol
~Sad~
;)
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NY(5) + FL(5) + Canada(10) = 20.
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Wow... way too confusing for me!!! LOL
Do I get any points for being a SCJ dancer?
heehee
Luv,
Amber
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What do Amber and I get for being SCJ dancers, ok ok, besides my spankings.....LOL
Licks Cyn
You know ladies, the more I think about it, this particular scoring system doesn't work for dancers, so we need something else.
You should get points for each state/province, but you should get bonuses making us guys come and see you, regardless of location.
I'm all mathed out. Any ideas? :P
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I think any male SJC member who has dinner with a female SJC member should each get 50 points ;D
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O-o-o-h! I'll take any of the ladies who post here out to dinner, if I'm around...lol. I could've used the company at the CN Tower in Toronto.
And "no, you don't have to do what my pop-top avatar is doing"...lol
~Sad~
;)
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Perfect timing Chuck!!!! LMAO. You make this propsal just as CarmenNY resurects your "Taking a dancer out to dinner thread." ;D
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Dr C., the point transfer in case of the SC/SW dancer moving is a bit confusing.... but the rest seems good.
For me:
FL, TX, NV, SC, = 20
Italy, New Zealand = 50
Total = 70
Max