Now that the ATF has moved, I'm dreading my next trip to the club. ::) It will be open season on Fish. LOL. One of the reasons I set play dates up in advance was to avoid all the hustle. I hate being sold anything! I love to buy when it's my decision. My only safe haven's will be the tip rail. Then only the girl on stage will be able to ask for dances and the photography studio. Lots of girls go in there so the studio won't be too safe. ::) In other posts I've mentioned that the girls don't miss anything. They keep track of who is in the club and where they are at all times. One of the guys wrote a parody of what is about to happen. It is a conversation between 2 dancers discussing how to get my business. They refer to my ATF as Lotto or the Lotto Princess. LOL. The author is Sway and this is too close to the truth. LMAO!!! :o
"The Fight For Bob."
"Have you heard the news, Tits?"
"What news, Skankus?"
"She's out of here."
"Who?"
"Lotto."
"No shit!"
"Shit."
"The Lucky Lottery Princess is out of the picture?"
"Yep."
"Doesn't change anything. I'll bet you a carton her boy follows her wherever she's off to."
"Nuh-uh. Unless he goes airborn or relocates."
"She's that far away?"
"The Desert!"
"Damn! .....That means.........."
"It's on."
"You're damn right it's on."
"Remember, he'll be in mourning, so if we try any--"
"Fuck that. Moneybags can mourn with my ass in his face."
"Not if his face is already buried... in here!"
"You wouldn't."
".....Hmff. Apparently we've never met. Hello, my name is OF COURSE I WOULD."
"Okay, but I wouldn't like you as much after you got him and I didn't."
"I'd find a way to go on living."
"How many people know about this? Most girls have been laying off of him for a long time out of courtesy. We can try and get to him first, before the line forms."
"I think she sorta announced it Friday. Did the 'I'm leaving' hug fest."
"Fuckety Fuck."
"But there wasn't hardly any time for it, cause he had her trapped in the lounge all night again. So there's a chance that most people don't know she's gone yet."
"We just need to find out who else knows and beat them over the head."
"Or we can all play naked twister, with Bob spinning the wheel, and the one who wins is the new Lotto Girl."
"Cool. I'll just go out on the floor and see if he's here yet."
"..... No. I'll go."
"Why you?"
"Why do you think?"
"You don't trust me? Fine, we'll both go."
"Nuh-uh. You can stay here."
"Take your hands off of me, ass."
"Wait your turn."
"Why you little *@#&!."
"Ouch! You tore my strap!"
"Because you didn't get out of my way."
"Make me."
~ punches thrown
