Whats the strangest sight you've seen??
You know..your jaw dropped,,,.
Was it a PL?? wearing his pocket protector?? Polo shirt buttoned at the neck??
a real big spender??? Ever watch the guys tht just do lap after lap?? (relax
they probaly don't tip)
I'll always remember a fellow who liked the dancer to spank him with a paddle,,in plain view of the rest of the club.
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I was at a nude club in Myrtle Beach once, I paid a girl for a dance and she had to get change(it was early). Well one of the other girls came up and told me to get a dance or leave pretty much, I told her I'm waiting for a dancer. When my dancer came back they got into it and started pushing each other around. Nothing quite like two nude women fighting with my money flying around :o
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Now THAT is major dancer politics.....LOL
Even I would have paid to see that one!
Question though- did you get a dance from either after that scene?
Tiana
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Hey Tiana,
I had just finished a dance with one of them, they where both hotter than balls. Temperment too ;D
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One of the clubs where I used to hang out in younger days was a bikini bar, no-touch, no LDs (just bachelor party-type chair dances on the stage, $5/pop). Quite a few times a woman would get a chair dance...she's wearing a short skirt...oops no undies! And then there's the ones who like to get up and strip for the dancer - always a riot.
Same club, different kind of strange...the dance floor was like a square U, with the DJ booth in the center. Guy gets a chair dance, but he's drunk, so he falls backward, and hits his head on the corner of the DJ booth...youch!
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saw one guy get so drunk he jump over the bar to get to the stage. dont know what he was going to do, but he was quickly tossed. saw a dancer drunk onstage and whileshe was slowly rolling around, she passed out. whata performance
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I once saw a dancer who got her hair lit on fire during a table dance. She had awesome very long hair and some of it apparently fall into the candle- I was across the stage but saw her flame up and jump around untill it was out :o
I have seen a few customers try to get up on the stage with a dancer as well. Not exactly strange but the flaming hair was memorable.
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I knew a cute, slender dancer with perky small-C boobs and nipple rings. We took helium baloons from the xmas party and tied the three-foot ribbons to the rings. She started ballet dancing lightly as if the ballons were about to lift her away. It had a nice surreal effect, and she made lots of money on stage.
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WOW that's got be it! I heard some crazy DJ's play some stupid sounding music. Musta been having a seizure LOL
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A few strange sights:
1) A very large dancer with almost every millimeter of her skin covered by tattoos (even some on her face). Also had thick piercings on numerous parts of her body. That woman was frightening.
2) A nude drunk/drugged dancer who fell off the stage and onto me. That hurt .
3) Customers performing cunnilingus on dancer while on stage.
4) A dancer peeing into and filling two champagne glasses in the champagne room of a bilkini club. She drank her pee from one of the glasses and asked me to drink from the other.
5) A dancer without underwear pulling her pants down while seated at a table in a moderately busy restaurant. She asked me if I thought she had a pretty pussy. No one seemed to notice.
6) A dancer puffing on a lit cigar placed in her pussy.
7) A drunk dancer peeing on stage.
I know there were others but I can't remember them at the moment. I can't decide which one of these seven is the strangest.
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nostradamus, where is this club that you go to????
Here's one:
I'm getting a private dance in a booth (the booths have no doors, so you can see in the booth across from you), in the booth across from me I see a dancer drunk/drugged falling all over this guy. I thought it was funny, till she fell on the floor. If I was a real a-hole, I could have took all her money or screwed her in the booth (no, I didn't do either - although the jury is still out on whether or not I'm a a-hole). It was just strange cause she was way beyond f*'ed up and I was surprised management didn't send her home.
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I've always wanted to meet Bill Clinton.
The events occurred in different clubs over a number of years.
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Well glad to meet you :)
I'll vote for #4 or #1 as your strangest sights.
We've had some similar experiences:
1) No, I don't want to see this one. There's a place in San Francisco - Lusty Lady. Just a peep show, girls dancing behind glass. Some girls are cute here, others are like the one you describe, big, ugly, pierced, tattoo'ed, and really hairy (pits and puss). :o
2) I can't remember a dancer falling on me, but one time this dancer was swinging around the pole and one of her high heels comes flying off and smacks me in the head. ;D
3) That was me you saw! :D
4) So did you drink the other glass?????
5) I dream about this one.
6) Seen this one many times, not strange for a strip club.
7) Never seen this one.
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Four more strange sights:
A dancer giving a uniformed police officer a blow job through his pants in the back of the club- I thought about reporting the bastard but didn't.
A dancer started throwing bottles and glasses at the barmaid and another dancer. After bouncers caught her, management sent her to the dressing room. About 15 minutes later only 12 police officers arrived to go into the dressing room and escort her out of the club. Amazing - 12 cops for one dancer.
A dancer with multi-colored Led Zeppelin caricatures tattooed all over her boby. This girl was so hot, tall, incredibly tight body, blond hair, blue eyes - if only she didn't have those ugly tattoos.
Naked dancers in the men's restroom.
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Naked dancers in the men's restroom.
I've seen this...dancer was in restroom asking guys if they needed help taking a piss. She's a strange one...come to think of it, I haven't seen her since December...
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Well, I didn't actually SEE it, but one time at a nude club I was watching the dancer on stage when I heard this hooting and hollering behind me. This particular room had a partition behind the tables where there there was your standard dive bar pool table complete with the requisite Budweiser canopy light.
When the DJ inquired about what was going on back at the pool table, a black customer yelled out "Hey man, [dancer's name] just gave me change for a dollar with her coochie!!"
I turned around and all I could see was a pair of legs with high heels attached bumping into the canopy light. Apparently one of the dancers was entertaining the guys by doing pussy tricks on the pool table. About half the guys who were watching the dancer on stage went back to check it out. I just stayed in my seat. I'll bet that gal on stage was pissed having her set upstaged like that.