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Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
If you are one of the many young men, regular men and older men who believe that strip clubs are a good place to find a girlfriend, then this is dedicated to you.
I can't even remember how many offers of dinners and a movie, serious relationship, or meaningless paid for sex I have recieved from hopeless males in the club. Not to mention the clueless 18-25 year old guys who think that we just claw at the doors to get them to take us home for an alnighter of unsatisfying worthless sex.
1- Most strippers are moms. They are not going to go out with someone met at a strip club and subject their children to your severe mental illness
2- Most strippers have boyfriends, Or are already married. Think about it. They are so pretty they can meet a nice normal guy somewhere completely different and sane, so why would she go out with a pervert like you?
3- It is a uniform beleif that every man that walks through the door is a perverted dollar sign, so unless you are undeniably rich and good looking (for example Prince William), You are just a dollar sign with a hard little penis that we need to grind on to get your money.
4- Women like average sized and or big dicks. When a stripper is dancing for you and you pop a boner, we can tell how big you are. Most are very very small. Unless she only likes anal sex, then you have no hope.
5- Some men think strippers are cum bags. For example, while she is giving you a dance, you will allow your stank, disgusting ass little dicklet to ejaculate. This is viewed as intolerable and extremely disgusting. Do you think you can hide that warm wet spot on your pants? Maybe she won't notice. Maybe she likes it. Maybe you are a sick disgusting fuck who wasn't raised with manners or personal hygene.
6- When you are drunk in a strip club, then you are a liability to us. When you are drunk, you are retarded. If you get kicked out for slapping an ass or trying to put your disgusting mouth on a dancer, it's your own fault, and jsut because you are there to spend money(most of you aren't though) no amount of money is worth rubbing your disgusting little penis and having your uncontrolable putrid mouth fouling our skin.
7- A lot of girls are putting themselves through school and are too smart to go out with some dude using an allowance or some big mouth with an ego.
8- Those of you who come in the door with $40 should know that we would rather you stay home and jerk off rather than waste our time and space. Birthdays are the only exeption.
9- The girls are there to make money. Sure it can be fun and we can share some laughs and flirt, but we are all ultimately there to make money. If you are there to meet a girlfriend or cheap fuck, then go for the kind of girls listed below. Stop hounding the hottest girls you can see. They won't go out with you. 10- If you are approached by a stripper and she gives you some dances and tells you she likes you and would go out with you if you gave her your number, then she is lying because she wants you to come back again like the knob that you are to get more dances and rewrite your number again because she "lost" it. GET A CLUE!
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Well, I, for one, live for that kind of loathing.::)
No wonder, I keep falling in love.:heartbeat :lovestruc :cupid: :iloveyou: :worship: - ;D
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Lmao! that was funny in a purely entertainment value sorta way!
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Wow. Somebody is really, seriously pissed off.
I wonder if this was built on an existing list of reasonably accurate observations. Each of the items starts out with an interesting point, but then veers off the road and sails over the cliff.
Also, it doesn't sound like something a dancer would write. It sounds like something a guy thinks a dancer would write (note the obsession in repeatedly insulting dick size, which is a dead giveaway).
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Hey, I could appreciate many points of the diatribe and it made me laugh.
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
It wouldn't surprise me a bit if the actual author of this list was a male. For example:
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2- Most strippers have boyfriends, Or are already married. Think about it. They are so pretty they can meet a nice normal guy somewhere completely different and sane, so why would she go out with a pervert like you?
Has this person seen some of the "completely different and sane" guys some dancers actually date?
:loco:
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Not just dancers, women period. You and I both know quite well that there are many women, hell people in general, out there that date people that are less than optimal.
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
LOL! I like it! Got a chuckle out of it!
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Interestingly enough. I was on a date the other night with a dancer friend of mine and we were discussing many of these issue....
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
LMAO! I like it! :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
That was harsh, some of it is true, I dont view my customers like perverted money bags....eek
harsh
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
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Originally Posted by NinaDaisy
Hey, I could appreciate many points of the diatribe and it made me laugh.
Hi ND, welcome back.
Yep, me too. But I see a guy standing behind it. And that guy could be a lot more fun and light in his touch and a little less bipolar. ::)
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
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Has this person seen some of the "completely different and sane" guys some dancers actually date?
:loco:
Ha! Good point for sure! When I was working at the clubs in Nashville a few years ago most of the girls were dating losers that spent too much time watching BET. They had no jobs, spent all the girls' money, and tried to fuck the other dancers. It was like some kind of weird disfunctional soap opera.
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
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Originally Posted by doc-catfish
Has this person seen some of the "completely different and sane" guys some dancers actually date?
:loco:
HEY! I resemble that remark!!!! Lmao:crackup:
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
I think every strip club is like a weird dysfunctional soap opera. Honestly. Especially small town clubs, where you're close to the only one for awhile around. The same guys date the same girls who've known each other since 2nd grade. :P
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Does this mean that strippers and dancers don't want to have a relationship with me. Damn what am I to do now. Oh man reality bites the big one huh. LOL. I find it funny cause I see it every week. That hopeless group of guys at the end of the night hangin in the parking lot that someone has to run off cause "I spent all my money on this girl and I don't have money to get home" wants to give her his # or try to get a ride home. LOL. I love these guys, they make my job so worth while. Oh well just thought I would throw that in.
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Yea, we do get tempted though :(
I met a guy on friday that would be perfect. Ughhhh
But i have to keep telling myself i cant find a nice guy in a strip club. Just like they say the same about the women.... :D?
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
If everyone listened to everyone else's version of where you can and cannot find a good partner the only people that would hook up would be librarians and the people that go to church. I always prefer finding out for myself ;)
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
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Originally Posted by CrescentLuna
I think every strip club is like a weird dysfunctional soap opera.
ROTFL so true! so true!
and the original post was hilarious. :thumbsup:
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
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Also, it doesn't sound like something a dancer would write. It sounds like something a guy thinks a dancer would write (note the obsession in repeatedly insulting dick size, which is a dead giveaway).
Agreed.
Clearly, the inverse point should be made here.
The singular reason why I wouldn't be inclined to date a stripper, is that the ladies that I would find most appealing--those with their heads screwed on straight and an attitude to match--are the ones least likely to get involved with a customer.
It's a serious, academic, theoretical quandry, one I call, Casual Observer's Universal Stripper Conundrum. I keep hoping Stephen Hawking will find an answer to this problem before he dies...or before I die.
;)
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
Looks like someone got played big time and decides to unleash this rather harsh top ten list. I would say though that maybe ninety percent of the time, some of the stuff on that list is probably accurate. And as far as dysfunctional soap operas go, I smell a hit! lol
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
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Originally Posted by tampafldancer
But i have to keep telling myself i cant find a nice guy in a strip club. Just like they say the same about the women.... :D?
Sorry hun, but that's not true. Nice guys like hot chicks, too. It's the way we're wired.
Not that i think you should be looking for a BF in a SC, though. I just wasn't happy with the connotation that nice guys didn't go to strip clubs.
After all, plenty of nice girls are strippers, why would it be any different on the other side of the tip rail?
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If everyone listened to everyone else's version of where you can and cannot find a good partner the only people that would hook up would be librarians and the people that go to church. I always prefer finding out for myself
I agree with this guy. I would hang sometimes at an adult club after playing a gig with my band.No reason other then have some drinks and unwind.I or anyone else with me wasn't thinking "I'm gonna get her" nor were they thinking "I'm even gonna bother trying too".Just laying low,tipping if the dancer came around very unassuming we would be.And lots of times the girl would ask too hang out some time with one of us outside the club.And sure enough it always panned out.I never had this "fantasy" thing going.Reality is much more fun.;)
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Re: Why strippers will not date you. Helpful guide for the deluded (found on the net)
WOO HOO! OK let me print that, take it to Kinko's, have it enlarged and put it up on the front door of my club!!!!!!!! That's so great and so true.