I was reading about this subject in another forum and I was curious as to what input I would get on this poll. What type of pants are the best to have on during a lapdance or a couch dance?
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I was reading about this subject in another forum and I was curious as to what input I would get on this poll. What type of pants are the best to have on during a lapdance or a couch dance?
Okay, any other requests?
OMG
this is repulsive...do you want a dancer's or customer's POV?
Only asking a question here because I was curious and from both dancers and customers. I generally wear khakis or slacks with soft fabric and the ladies say "nice pants." The reason I included all those options is I've heard of those types being recommended by other customers.
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Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
yes, as a matter of fact. NEVER wear sweats or warm-ups unless you plan on being a TOTAL gentlemen and *ahem* keeping them up. :laughing:
seriously though... despite what you (men) may think. We DON'T want to feel your penis on our ass! (or anywhere else for that matter)
I've worn shorts in the summer. Is that a no-no ladies?
Shit, I don't even pay attention to pants, but I guess I don't rub as hard on harder fabrics. So khaki or slack is fine.
One thing to add is that whatever the choice, make sure what you're wearing is *clean*.
Who the hell wears sweatpants out in the first place? That's what I kick it around the house in. Other than that, unless I'm off to the gym or a quick run to the store they stay in the drawer. Not exactly the look that drives the ladies wild.
One point that I'd like to make against wearing shorts. Even in summer time when its 100 degrees outside, I wear full length pants for a variety of reasons. MG hit one on the head here:
You can also be assured that in a lot of clubs during the summer that they'll have the air conditioning cranked up. I've damned near froze my ass off in clubs in the middle of August because I elected to wear a short sleeve shirt and shorts. Never again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss George
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Another reason is to hide my tiproll. When you're reclined enough, things tend to fall out of pants pockets a little too easily, not to mention that you're more vulnerable to pickpockets, therefore I never place my war chest in either them or my wallet. I make "extra pockets" by wearing two pairs of socks and hiding the money in between. If you wear shorts, these secret stashes can be exposed, esspecially if you put white socks on top. Blacklights and light colored fabrics simply do not mix well.
ok ladies,now we know where doc keeps his stash!!;) lol
What to wear to a strip club can be answered with what to wear when you are going to be around ladies your wanting to attract.
Clean is always the starting point.
If your wearing sweats,chances are,most girls will think your a perv and avoid you.If you insist on wearing sweats,the wad in your pants had better be bigger then the lump in your pants or you will be sitting alone most of the night.
Shorts are kewl if its hot.If an entertainer doesnt want to give you a lapdance because you have hairy legs,her loss,there will be plenty of entertainers there who will take your money and not give a shit about hairy legs.Just know, shorts in a club is a casual attitude,so expect the same in return.
Wear what you would wear if you were going out on a date for dinner and dancing.Doesnt matter if its a suit and tie or an outfit from page #47 out of GQ magazine.
Dress to impress,the ladies will.
^^^ what he saidQuote:
Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
You wouldn't wear sweatpants to a nightclub, right? Shower, Nice slacks, nice shirt, a little (note little) cologne, and you'll be good to go.
I voted for Khakis. At least, that's what I prefer a customer to wear. We have gone over this before in another thread and the majority of us said, NO SWEATPANTS! ;)
Just don't wear the jeans that have the crotch seam at your knees. I had to dance for a guy who had those on and it was rather difficult. Basically I had to stand in front of him and dance, no special moves. Otherwise I would've tripped over his pants.
eh if I'm in a stripclub as a customer I wear the same thing I'd wear to work, usually board shorts or jeans..of course I usually don't get dances so I'm safe.
I dont mind shorts but you better wear long ones...otherwise im stayin the hell away...
dont need the mouse poppin out of its house.. BLEH :O
i votd slacks but Khakis are just fine too... and for the love of god wear stone washed jeans or jeans that are soft.. i dont need a chaffed ass! :butthead:
all my shorts come below the knees just to keep the mouse away from the cheese! LMAO!!!!!!
I suppose corduroy sucks also? I was just actually thinking of a change from jeans.
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"The mouse poppin out of it's house", LMAO! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by tragic-beauty
Corduroy sounds fine to me, it's way softer than jeans but not too thin.Quote:
Originally Posted by sadbuttrue69
Unfortunately, I never have to worry about that problem...;)Quote:
Originally Posted by tragic-beauty
I'm a shorts guy. I wear shorts almost everywhere unless it's really really cold.
I never wear shorts unless its really really hot and even shorts are way below knee. and i try to dress nice every time i go to night life :sly:
I did not see jeans in the poll. I almost always wear jeans and I haven't had any complaints from dancers. So I chose "sweats" ;D
I know a lot of guys were jeans, but doesnt that defeat the purpose of a lapdance plus its rough on the girls too. However, apparently they're not too fond of sweatpants or warm-up pants lol.