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But wouldn't the crack dealers taste like crack? Then you'd be a crackhead vampire and could only drink the blood of crackheads? ;)
I guess I would have to begin with the Christian Coalition, then move onto the KKK, continuing with neo-Nazi groups......
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I know vampires are supposed to be immune to disease...but indeed I wonder about the effects of drugs.
...damn...can you imagine a drunk vampire? He looks at your neck...drooling...fangs growing...moves in for the bite... SMACK...whacks his head on something and falls down....
"I vant to suck you......HUUUUUUUUUURL....I'm neeeever driiiinking agaaaain, I sveeeear."
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LOL Mojo!
Since this is hypothetical, because in reality I have a major blood thing (I can't see it without getting faint.. lol), I'd have to say I'd go after the lowest of the low.. Child and animal abusers. Of course, that alone would make me give up blood from humans and turn to rats just like Louis.. LOL
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Oh damn...wouldn't that suck! (so to speak)
"Yeah...I'm a vampire...but I hate blood. Dammit....anybody got some cranberry juice?"
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I'd looooooooooove to be a vampire. ;D
You don't know how many times I've fantasied about being one... I totally dig them ;)
I would probably be more along the lines of Lestat. I wouldn't have a problem with the killing... I would go for the evil doers... then for a nice change of pace... a nice young attractive male here and there... hmm...
Actually.. I've always wondered what it would be like if I got those fangs you can get made and plastered onto your teeth as a dancer.
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Yeahh, I'd drain the morally crapulent. They might taste bad, but I'd feel good!
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I'd take a trip to the middle east and drain a few million radical muslim terrorists. Then I'd come back home and lay the vampire smack down on pedophiles.
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GCG... you sound like me lol I would love to be a vampire too!!!! I find them very sexy. Me and Blade just recently bumped into a hubby and wife that make the fangs and was thinking how they would go over at work myself!
Back to the question..... I would most definately only kill those who didnt deserve to live anymore.... drug dealers, pedophiles, abusers(kids animals or spouse)killers you know what i am talking about. But I would also have a few good looking guys and girls around to "snack on" every once in while ..... not drain them completely and kill them ,just to nibble on from time to time.... like the lil boy in the vampire theatre in "Interview".
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I would love to be a vampire! "Interview With The Vampire" is one of my favorite movies.
I would try and seek out all the bad individuals before ever laying a fang on another...LOL }:D
A link for all you night creatures.... http://wwwfangclub.com
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I'm with Deanna. I'd mainly feed on the scourge of society, but would have some hot, tempting snacks hanging around! ;)
Ever since I was in high school, and read the Vampire Diaries, I've fantasized about becoming a vampire. Cool thread, Madcap. ;D
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That would be great....b/c then I could go down all month long :P
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I would imagine I would be a cross between dracula and Lestat...I would feed on groupies of boy bands! I would also rid the world of the evil boy bands, and fake punkers like blink 182, rancid and green day!After that.....country western singers, not the cool ones like shania twain or kenny rodgers but the guy who sang feed jake is lunchmeat!
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hmm...i'd have hot vampire sex (whatever that is!) with a tom-cruise- or- brad- pitt- look-alike. and feed off of those who drive too slowly.
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I have been a vampire before. It has nothing to do with sucking blood. it is the absorbsion of energy from people, whether they give it or not. Dont you notice how you can be drained or depressed or tired after being around certain people? Most arent aware of this power, but some are, and use it to "harvest" energy from others. If you feel like this is happening, do not accept it. most vamps dont have the power to get around someones will (there are some who do) so make a concious effort to not let your energy be taken.
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Let's see.:thinking:
Well, as a vampire, the first thing I'd do is fly to Florida to pay a visit to Miss Vaden.}:D
Oh wait, that's what I'd do now./:O
As a vampire:-\ ...hmmm...:idea: Oh yeah!
Same thing.:)
(just a nibble, I promise;) )
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Evil doers mainly. But then again, I live in NYC.. so that includes everyone huh??
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I'd be in the White House Staff with the rest of my Vampire Kin....
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Thank god Ferrari's not a Vampire. She'd have already done killed me. I'd be cooked.
:P :-\
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To be different, I'd "release" those that want to die in nursing homes but cannot bring themselves to committing suicide. Sort of a welcomed Grim Reaper. Hmmm. You know that wouldn't be that bad of a premise for a vampire novel.
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Let's see.:thinking:
Well, as a vampire, the first thing I'd do is fly to Florida to pay a visit to Miss Vaden.}:D
Oh wait, that's what I'd do now./:O
As a vampire:-\ ...hmmm...:idea: Oh yeah!
Same thing.:)
(just a nibble, I promise;) )
Awwwww...you vant to nibble my...............LOL ;)
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Well I would start with the religious right , Jerry Falwell first..... then I dont know. Only the truly evil, except ugly people . I hate ugly people, not physically ugly ..you kow what i mean.....I need to think about this more.
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Originally Posted by Madcap
Thank god Ferrari's not a Vampire. She'd have already done killed me. I'd be cooked.
:P :-\
LOL! ;)