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Share your useless information.... about YOU!!!
In the spirit of the Mojojojo's thread (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41586), I thought we could personalize it a little more.... what are some useless facts about yourself? :D
about me:
I can move my small toe without moving any others.
I can hold my breath for two minutes only when in the water.
I can whistle and hum at the same time.
When I was 4 years old I told my mom I wanted to have a tan just like the guy at the pool - a black man!
The most times I’ve had sex in one day - 6
I dream most frequently about tornados and women
I can consciously control my dreams.
When I was running marathons I had a resting heart rate of 39 bpm.
I’ve worn a hat nearly everyday since I was 8.
I once woke up to a spider crawling in my mouth, and termites crawling all over my bed!! :O :O ... one thing I don't miss about college!
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I can cross one eye
When I was 14 I beat everyone in my school with a 6 Ft. 10 in. Long Jump and was in the top three of the school for flexed arm hang with 45 seconds.
From 50 Ft. away, I can make a smiley face on my target with my Glock 40.
I have a taurus in my mouth, which is an extra bone on the roof of your mouth. Dentists have said that most people with an idian nationality have it. It basically means that if someone punches me in the jaw, they better hit me damn hard if they want to do damage. My mouth structure is a little stronger than the average..::) (Gee...I feel all super human...LOL)
I have three small moles along my tummy leading up to my chest that star freaks have told me it's "Orion's belt"...
I love the smell of matches....sulfur, gasoline.....I'm crazy....
I know some sign language and I speak german.
I can eat a large pizza by myself....LOL
I have been swimming with dolphins
I love waterfalls, tigers, butterflies and white roses
Ted Bundy murdered my aunts best friend
I have been sky diving
I have ran scared shitless through the woods with my brother while being chased by wolves..
I have a photographic memory
When I awake in the morning, I can tell you my dreams in full detail, smells, tastes, dates on papers, etc...
When I was little, someone delivered a tarantula in a cookie can to our front door, rang the door bell and left. My asshole step-dad kept the damn thing in my bedroom in an aquarium! It got loose and my mom flushed it down the toilet! And you wonder where I get my fear of spiders!
I have 2 brothers that I don't know...
I grew up with a clydesdale horse as a pet
I whistle sucking in instead of blowing out.
I have never broken a bone.
I want my ashes released in space....
I'm a neat freak, all labels on cans, products in the bathroom, etc...the labels have to be facing me so I can see what they are....Toilet paper is always coming over the top of the roll, not under....
I'm a Salvador Dali fan
I always subconsiously look at the clock at 12:34 p.m., 4:20 p.m., 7:11 p.m. and midnight....
Clowns frighten me and amish people give me the willies...they remind me of "The Children Of The Corn"....
I learned how to drive a stick shift in a Lotus
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I can't twist my tongue.
I can't roll my Rs.
I can hold my arms straight in front of me, palms and wrists down, and twist the arms so only the elbows face up - both directions.
When I stand my knees tend to bend backwards.
I rarely remember my dreams, but if I do they're always frightening or waaaaayyy weird.
I remember a waaaaayyy weird dream I had when I was 3, and it still kinda freaks me out when I think about it.
My first conscious memories come from my third year of life.
I had a dog named Spot that I got when I was 3, and when I read those See Spot Run books in grammar school I thought my dog was a celebrity.
I was in the newspaper once in my life, for scoring the highest in the state on achievement tests that year for my grade.
I have a fake tooth that I can flip out at people, which replaces the one I lost in a car wreck on my first date ever as a teenager.
I have an overactive imagination.
When looking up the definition of a previously unheard of word as a kid, I found the definition was "prejudice" (first time I'd seen that word in print) and I ran around pronouncing it "preejoodis".
I haven't been able to chew gum in 14 years, because of the fake tooth - gum gets stuck and tangled up on the plate.
I can remember a person's phone number and social security number for ages, but I can't remember names to save my life.
I'll happily eat almost any food put in front of me.
As kids my brother once threw a dead cricket at me from about 15 feet away and it landed right in my mouth as I opened it to scream.
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My mouth is so tiny that not only do I not have any wisdom teeth, but I am missing two of my twelve-year molars - they're simply not in my jaw.
I have a titanium rod in my right femur (from my car accident)
I performed in a draq queen show, as a draq queen. I was a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl - and it worked!! The audience thought I was a male and I got hit on by gay men all night. tee-hee.
I can't curl my tongue (damn genetics)
I used to have a honda shadow and miss riding sooooo badly. need to get another bike sometime soon }:D
I'm always late everywhere.... including the lunch date I'm supposed to be at in... oh shit, 30 minutes. gotta run.
love
kali
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I can roll my tongue.
My left thumb is double jointed.
I am hyper flexible. Not only can I fold myself completely in half forwards, but I can do a backbend and have my hands even with my feet.
I have always had a photographic memory. If I see something once, I can remember the most minute details afterwards. But, I can't remember for fuck-all what day and time a doctor appointment is. :D
I have a singing range of 3 1/2 octaves.
My hair grows at a rate of about 1/2 an inch per month. (More when I was pregnant. When I was first pregnant, My hair wasn't even touching my shoulders...9 months later, My hair was 1/2 way down my back...and that was after having my hair cut 3 times during that time).
My nickname as a child was "Question Queen" because I would constantly ask questions about everything.
When I was 4 years old, I thought my parents made me come in from outside too early, so I climbed out of my bedroom window and went back to the park.
I started learning how to program computer animation when I was 5.
Took my first piano lesson at 4.
I wrote my first musical at the age of 12.
If I had a choice between having a huge apartment with beautiful furniture or a small crampy apartment with a 9 foot grand, I would take the small crampy apartment. :D
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I got you beat A_Guy....9 times in one night :)
and I can do that 2 min underwater...or at least i used to be able to....but why is it when i'm not underwater i can barely go 1 minute?
I can fix anything(i dont know how...i just do it)
I'm nice on rollerblades(i have the same ones ive been using since I was 13...they are a little tight...size 9....now im size 13/14 :rotfl: )
I twitch at night(like the dreams where you're falling and you wake up right before you hit the ground and you kinda twitch)....yeah I do that like 5-10 times a night....it used to be 30 or 40 times as a result of a bad car accident I was in.
I broke my nose twice...now i snore :(
My mom used to put me in beauty pagents when I was a kid :( (i still hate her for it :-\ )
I was walking @ 7 months old....i knew the alphabet at 13 months....what the hell happened to me? i used to be smart.
I grew 7 inches in one year when I was 15
I hooked up with a girl for money once. Then she turned gay :(
Actually I dated two girls who ended up being lesbians later in life. (what the hell did I do?...oops)
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I can squirt saliva directly from my saliva glands under my tingue in a near-invisible fine spray. On a good day I can spray it up to 6 feet.
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Originally Posted by Bridgette
My first conscious memories come from my third year of life.
Sooo.. what was it? ;)
I had to think about it for a little bit... My first memory was of me crawling, finding a chocolate chip on the ground and eating it. what a great memory ::)
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Originally Posted by AinNY
I got you beat A_Guy....9 times in one night :)
9 times!! whoa.. I got my work cut out for me :relieved:.
Well, I'll keep on trying... you know, practice, practice practice! :hyper:
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Originally Posted by VADEN
From 50 Ft. away, I can make a smiley face on my target with my Glock 40.
ohh... he he... nice Vaden.. nice Vaden :O
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8493/smileyshot.jpg
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i can hammer a nail straight back into my face in my nose, like you see people do in freak shows. then pull it back out with pliers. it's a fun party trick.
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I have no desire to remember me as a child
I can curl my tongue
my middle fingers are double jointed
I don't remember my dreams, unless they are sexual,weird or nightmares
I read war and peace and crime and punishment just for ha-has
I've tried to commit suicide more times than I can count
I envy my kids
I've broken every bone in both hands except the middle knuckle on my left and right hands
I broke all the ribs on the left side twice
My nose has been broken so many times I can break it without trying
I once fell 25 feet and only broke the big toe on my left foot, and was rushed to the hospital at the same time my best friends wife gave birth to her first child
I'm petrified of heights but have gone skydiving, and rock diving
I learned how to surf on the island of maui
I have a scar over my left eye from a headbutt in an Anthrax moshpit, which resulted in me meeting the band
I've met or gotten high with just about every rockstar I've ever wanted to
I have a tendency to bullshit my way backstage at concerts without trying
I have no concious
I was arrested at my stag for assualt and weapons charges and was released an hour and a half before my wedding
I was knocked uncouncious once by 2 bodybuilders(my stag, dont ever discuss religion in the company of drunks) and ended up hospitalizing one of them
I refuse to fight one person, I prefer 2 at a time
I've lost one fight in my entire life
I was almost killed by a stray bullet on my 13th birthday
I do have a soft sensitive side, it's just deeply buried
If I like you I will go to the ends of the earth for you
I'm a published poet and am the relative of a nobel prize winning poet
I once was pen pals with Charles Manson
I've been on tv with John Popper and dated his sister( he threatened to kill me on public acess tv if I broke her heart)
The tv show has been seen worldwide
I've turned down 6 nationally signed bands who wanted me to tour with them as security and/or roadie because my family is more important than the rock and roll lifestyle
I plan on opening my own strip club within the next 5 years, and aspire to go world-wide
I would be nothing if not for Dea and my girls
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I was reading at college level at the age of 10.
I've had 11 orgasms in one session.
Out of my three children, the smallest was 9lbs, the largest 10lbs, I had them all naturally with no drugs.
My doctors have told me I have a freakish tolerance for pain.
I once had my nose broken with a children's pop up tent.
Reptiles, amphibeans and arachnids are a hobby of mine. *see pic
I once locked my finger in my car door.
My gag reflex is almost non-exsistant.
http://silena.homestead.com/files/MissBFT2.jpg
http://silena.homestead.com/files/BallPython.jpg
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I like this post! Lots of you are super intelligent!
I can't seem to keep things. I'm always giving my stuff away.
I would much rather be dead than alive, but won't kill myself because I have lots to do here.
I LOVE to read! Mostly non -fiction now.
I don't watch tv unless it's at the theatre.
I can't read the paper or watch the news because it's too sad and depressing.
I can't remember names either.
I'm always switching things I want to do. Haven't found one to stick with yet, besides stripping.
I'm on a search to find what makes me the way I am, and how to be a happy person most all the time.
I prefer the holistic approach to things rather than the medical.
I eat super healthy because I get cranky or sick when I don't (and I just don't like much junk food).
I'm craving chocolate cake right now.
I have mood swings too much. Sex and exercise seem to help!
I love to learn new things, but don't like classroom settings.
I don't like to remember the past and try to focus on the now. Along with the future, to a point.
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I can pick up a hammer with one foot. (actually I can do alot more with my feet)
I can have 2 conversations at once.
I have had a lucid dream.
I am really a sweet person on the inside.
Everything I learned about stripping is from StripperWeb.
I was the only african-american-like girl in my elementary classes from K to 5th.
I cry at TV shows.(like on Oprah)
I have a passion to love again.
I love being outdoors but rarely do it.
I think exstacy has scewed up my ability to retain information for a long period or even short period of time.
Ive always wanted to be a gymnast or an ice skater.
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I have never broken a bone or had stiches.
I poop rabbit pellets cuz my tubings all fucked from eating too much cheese when I was little. I used to get a lot of enemas because I was constantly bound from too much cheese.
My IQ is currently 134. I could read a newspaper at the age of 3.
My carpet doesn't match my drapes (wink, wink)
I've had no sex in 2 days.
I speak Polish fluently.
I can make myself sneeze by sticking my finger up my nose.
I once had sex behind a church during Sunday mass while the organ music was playing.
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I can roll my tounge
I have a photographic memory
I was walking at 7 mos, climbing at 8
I never studied for my ACT and I got 99% or better on every section except math.
I got an 8% in math. Doh!
I was in honor classes in HS but never once did my homework. ever. I aced all tests though.
I lucid dream-I can control what happens.
I am very intuitive.
There is nothing you can keep from me-I can smell a secret from a mile away.
I can turn off my emotions. Good sometimes, scary though.
I never give up. ever.
At my strongest, I could bench press 250#. I weighed 135# at the time.
I can will things to happen.
I have had 29 previous lives on earth.
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Originally Posted by A_Guy
Thanks AGuy, I updated my post......;)
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*I've had brain surgery 3 times.
*Almost died 2 out of those 3 times, given "Last Rites" (Even though the hospital knew I wasn't Catholic) one out of the two times. They were going to take my Son by C-Section early while I was comatose and let me go.
*In real life, I am antisocial, and hate most people.. LOL
*I held the record for the Mile Run in school for 2 years straight.
*I ran track for 3 years.
*I have Asthma.
*I can sleep through ANYTHING.. Except the sound of my kids crying.
*I was 2nd Runner-Up in the Miss American Pre-Teen pageant.
*I hate chocolate.
*I can and do get lost driving in Rhode Island.
*I have 6 major scars.
*I broke my arm when I was 12 by falling UP a hill. (Figure THAT one out.. LOL)
*I was a cheerleader AND played basketball in high school.
*I won every single spelling bee in the 6th grade, until the final one. They stumped me with the last word. That word.. was.. "Phlegm" (Freakin silent Gs piss me off.. hahaha)
*When Titanic came out on video, a friend and I waited outside Blockbuster to get one of the first copies.. We got on the news.. LOL
*I detest online "lingo" and the abbreviations. But, unfortunately, I use "LOL and LMFAO" a lot. It's worn off on me. Grrrr!
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Damn... a lot of smart ass mo-fo's round here ;)
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Originally Posted by VADEN
I have been sky diving
YEAH!!! -> been sky diving, bungee jumping, skied off a 30 ft. cliff....
Now what??
oh yeah, I want to get my pilot's license within the next 2 years :hyper:
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Originally Posted by A_Guy
Damn... a lot of smart ass mo-fo's round here ;)
YEAH!!! -> been sky diving, bungee jumping, skied off a 30 ft. cliff....
Now what??
oh yeah, I want to get my pilot's license within the next 2 years :hyper:
Awesome! I would love to fly a plane! ;)
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My right pinky is slightly deformed (doesn't lay flat--inherited from grandmother).
Since age 14, I can self-asphyxiate for pleasure without dying or suffering brain damage...so far, anyway ;)
Needles terrify me--on TV, in person, et al. Must be part of why I'm not pierced or tattooed. :D
I used to play semi-professional paintball in the days of my youth.
I've never been drunk. Ever.
I have a lethal allergy to poultry.
I can roll my tongue, but I have no idea what I can do with that ability.
Seven is my favorite number.
I don't wear white shirts. Ever.
I have a mild obsession with symmetry in all things.
I drove from Seattle to NH in 52 hours straight one summer (don't try this).
I wrote a letter to Fisher-Price once when I was maybe 7, complaining about the lack of a supermarket playset in their product line; they wrote back. And the bastards came out with one a couple years later--no royalties. >:(
I only use Amsoil synthetic motor oil.
Being a stoic and introverted person, I pride myself on my boring facade.
I spend a lot of time at this place called StripperWeb; there's some cool people there.
;)
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Wow. I just fell in love with Rhiannon. Again!
I've never seen so many smart, beautiful people in one place.
OK, here are mine.
I never knew my natural father. He was the seventh son in a prominent Chicago family. He was also in the mafia.
Spanish was my first language from the age of three. Then I forgot it all.
I learned to shoot from a sharpshooter in the Secret Service. He was a close friend of my (maternal) grandfather.
I've been on TV on and off since the age of 14.
I love cats.
My maternal grandmother worked for military intelligence in WWII.
I've had more plastic surgery than any self-respecting heterosexual male ever should
I love chick flicks (so sue me)
I have a Top Secret security clearance
I was once a translator on the Presidential Hotline to Moscow (it's not a red phone)
Oh, yeah, I am fluent in Russian.
The only reason I still have a mustache is that The Angel of the Century, my four-year-old daughter, likes it. She calls it "the snash."
I've had sex in the Smithsonian, the Library of Congress, an office a block from the Kremlin and twice in a concert hall in St. Petersburg (Russia).
I was once auctioned off at a bachelor auction for $4,000 for charity.
I had two imaginary friends when I was a child. They were named "Passysos" and "Locan."
I learned bladder control from growing up with three sisters and one bathroom.
I can juggle.
I was once sleeping in a chair with my neck on the back edge of it and my neck had fallen asleep and the chair edge had cut off my circulation. As I woke up and opened my eyes, I saw the dream I was having in the top part of my field of vision and the actual room I was sitting in in the bottom part. And I couldn't move. I just waited and slowly the dream part scrolled up and was replaced by my vision of the room. It took about a half-hour for circulation to return to my neck.
I have an IQ of 141. So what. I'd rather be able to sing!
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I can find anyplace I've ever been without a map, no matter how long it's been since I was there.
I can't seem to grasp anything beyond the basics in math and foreign languages, no matter how much time and effort I put into studying same.
I can't draw - anything... at all!
I can "disconnect" mind from body and feel no physical pain whatsoever when necessary.
I'm virtually immune to opiates, etc., and almost impossible to anesthesize.
I can think myself into things like throwing-up.
I can find the fallacy in incredibly complex and/or extended lines of reasoning, but I can't tell when I'm being lied to in person.
I can't find the bottom of the gutter.:O
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I have successfully fixed nearly everything I've tried to fix.
I can or have played (to some degree) bass guitar, regular guitar, piano, clarinet, tuba, french horn, drums and the dijori-doo...and still cannot read music.
If I listen to a song enough times, I can play it on the first try.
Everything I know about computers has been self-taught.
I was not allergic to poison ivy as a child.
Discovered in college after weed-eating a wall of poison ivy that I was no longer immune.
I wake up almost every night in the middle of the night.
I have sleep apnea and sometimes my wife freaks out because I stop breathing in my sleep.
I have not yet failed to restart breathing.
I have an addictive personality.
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Oh yeah...I've never taken the ACT or SAT...I lied my way through college - "Oh yeah...I'm scheduled for it next week...."