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If i had a dollar for everytime somone said.....id be rich!
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAID..................ID BE RICH
"how do you walk in those things?"
"you make a thousand dollars a night at such and such a club"
"gosh your tall"
"how much for sex?"
"would you come to my hotel with me?"
"the prices of lapdances are too much, can i have a discount?"
"those are big tits"
"can i see your.....?"
"do you have a boyfriend?"
"would go you out with me sometime after work?"
"are you a model too?"
"your only talking to me,cos you want my money" ( well duh!)
"bet you make alot of money"
"are all the dancers here friends?"
im sure you can think of more...
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Originally Posted by mermaidnz
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAID..................ID BE RICH
"how do you walk in those things?"
"you make a thousand dollars a night at such and such a club"
"gosh your tall"
"how much for sex?"
"would you come to my hotel with me?"
"the prices of lapdances are too much, can i have a discount?"
"those are big tits"
"can i see your.....?"
"do you have a boyfriend?"
"would go you out with me sometime after work?"
"are you a model too?"
"your only talking to me,cos you want my money" ( well duh!)
"bet you make alot of money"
"are all the dancers here friends?"
im sure you can think of more...
.........except for the tall part.
My contribution....
"NEVER do anything with your boobs, I hate fake boobs!"
Next thing ya know...they are getting dances with a dancer with implants! That is fine, but why bother saying this to me???
Kat (I want falsies cause I HATE wearing a bra!)
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Originally Posted by Katrine
.........except for the tall part.
My contribution....
"NEVER do anything with your boobs, I hate fake boobs!"
Next thing ya know...they are getting dances with a dancer with implants! That is fine, but why bother saying this to me???
Kat (I want falsies cause I HATE wearing a bra!)
Yeah, they are so full of shit......
I hear this all the time........::)
"Whatever you do, don't change your tit's, they are perfect"
"I'm waiting for someone"
"So, if you don't mind me asking, how much money do you make?"
"I bet your boyfriend could kick my ass"
"So, do you know where I can get some stuff?"
"I might come back later"
"Do him good, hes'e my boy"
"So, what do I get if I go in that room?"
"you have the best abs!"........;)
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What's your real name
Where do you live
There is no way you're single
Are there any girls you don't like
blah blah blah :)
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"Is your hair real?"
"How do you do your hair?"
"You must spend ages doing your hair!"
"Great tan!"
"What's your accent?"
"How long have you been in Australia?"
"Oh so you came here when you were 2 then?"
"Why do you work in this shithole?"
"Can you get back up on stage please?"
"Where did you learn to dance?"
"How long have you been dancing?"
"Can you teach me / my wife / my friend / the other dancers how to dance?"
"Do you / did you do ballet?"
"Hey it's my mates birthday / bucks night can you pay him some special attention?"
"Your so flexible!"
"How much extra to touch?"
"If I can't touch you, can you touch me?"
"Arn't you cold?!"
"You fucking rock!"
"Will you come and dance on my yaught / at my function?"
"Did your piercings hurt?"
"That's the smallest bikini I've ever seen!"
"Can you swing round the pole next time your on stage for me?"
Geezzz, no wonder I have dancer burnout - just realised how bored I am with my work!
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And, of course, the ever famous: "You're too beautiful/smart to be working here..."
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and the other famous "SO when can I take you out to dinner?"
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^Some, but few...
A few more additions:
"So are you into girls?"
"I bet the girls that have boyfriends are all guys that leech of them."
"Do the managers get to fuck the girls?" (!)
"So how do you stay awake to work at night? Coke? Meth?"
"You have a great ass/pretty smile/great boobs"
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Are those your's? - yeah I paid for them, so their are mine now
do you wear contacts? I have a very unusual eye color
can you make me some cd's? - sure for $10.00 a piece (this is from the girls)
Can I borrow something to wear? - also girls
Will you do my hair/makeup?
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Okay here is my contrubution
-Do really like that kind of music (No, I just happen to stumble across some Van Halen, Metallica, and Ozzy in the ghetto)
-Why should I spend money on you in here, when I could take you out (Who the hell said you could take me out)
-If I was your man (I would probably be in jail, or you would wish I was)
-Id really like to touch you (Id really like for you to be Donald Trump with a Will Smith face a body too, but my genie has left for the night so how about we just dance instead)
-*At the stage* That all I get ([email protected]%&er its a dollar, thats all I get should have been my line)
-Come on, nobody going to see (Hello, what about me?)
-I bet I have the biggest [email protected]#% you have ever seen. (Wow, really? You are the first guy to tell me that tonight)
-Baby drop it like its hot (I just dont think that fits this Skid Row song sorry)
-You only like white guys huh (No dumbass, I like old guys, preferably dead ones, who have a green tinge to them)
Okay Im good
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KC Joe, it's not that we dislike compliments, but we DO hear the same exact stuff thousands of times and it DOES get old. Imagine if you had to hear the exact same string of lines day in and day out for years - bet you'd get tired of it too ;)
Anyway:
Are those REAL???
(buddies betting loudly among themselves while I'm on stage) #1: They MUST be real, look the way they hang!, #2: No they can't be real, they're too BIG to be real!, #3: Whaddaya wanna bet? Let's ask her! ....blah blah blah
Guys, we CAN hear what you say to each other about us while we're on stage. ::)
(couple at the stage) She: Wow! Honey! See? THAT's how I want my boobs!
He responds in 1 of 2 ways: #1(if he's cheap) - Noooo, you don't want 'em THAT big, that's TOO big (a signal for me to ignore them); #2(as he throws $s my way) Well let's get her over here! (he can't WAIT to get a dance so he can watch his wife drool over my boobs)
Ummm, can you lick your own nipple?
Oh, just a little bit. (shifting eyes all obvious-like) No one's watching, I promise. ::)
I just point to the 5 cameras within a 5ft radius directly above.
Nah, you won't get in trouble. I wouldn't get you in trouble. ::)
(pretending to feel how soft it is, checking for weaves) Is that really YOUR hair? It's sooo long!
(without asking) There's no way you don't have a boyfriend. I bet you've got 'em lined up for miles.
How come you're not married or don't have a man taking CARE of you? ::)
You don't have to do this, you're too good-looking. ::)
I usually crack back at this one with my usual giggly smart-ass style:
So you'd rather have an ugly chick dancing for you?
How tall are you? (I guess my 5'5" frame looks much taller with 7" heels and a truckload of attitude ;D )
Do you work out?
Wow you have a really flat stomach!
What's your bra size?
So nice to see a girl who enjoys her work...
I'd rather just give all the money to you, why don't you meet me at my hotel later? ::)
Why are you girls always so interested in the money? ::)
because.
we're.
at.
WORK!
Wow I'd love to have a girl like you.
Do you do a good dance?
Oh but I'm DIFFERENT!. (really? different from the 40,000 other dudes who've told me that?)
I don't usually come to THESE places. (you and 2/3 of the dudes who come here)
***and a thousand more I could bore everyone with. Most of the time it doesn't bother me, just part of the job. But sometimes....sometimes I feel like shoving my 7" heel down the throat of the next asshole who says "oh no one's watching" or asks if I do a good dance. >:(
It IS fun to hear someone actually come up with a line I haven't heard before (or perhaps one I've forgotten). I will usually spend a few more SECONDS before popping the question or moving on with a guy who can pull that off, if for nothing else but to get a good laugh. ;)
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So far...
How short ARE you? 4'10" Thankyouverymuch
How much do you weigh? (I'm not kidding-no one has ever asked me this at a club until now, but now I hear it every day-maybe an Ohio thing, cause the guy at the DMV argued with me about it, too, before he'd put the weight I told him on my license! I don't know! :))
I don't want a dance, I'm try to "talk" to you.
What the hell is a Fuschia?
Why-don't you like black/white/old/spanish/whatever men? (preceeded by 'can I get your number?')
Do you do private parties?
If I was your man..blah blah blah
Are you a real redhead?
I love your hair, it's so soft. (Okay guys, it's a wig! LOL)
Fuschia
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Originally Posted by KC Joe
Some of those sound like compliments.
Should we refrain from saying anything nice to a dancer? Or avoid talking at all? You try to be nice to someone, and all they have to say is that they've heard it a thousand times before.
I believe the statement was "If I had a dollar for everytime someone said... I'd be rich"..
I never stated the comments were bad, just that I always hear them...::)
They are full of shit though when they tell you they hate boob jobs but, then they get a dance from a girl who clearly has them....
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Why are you girls always so interested in the money? ::)
because.
we're.
at.
WORK!
Yes, that truly has to be one of the dumbest comments I have ever heard...
Gee, why do you look forward to pay-day at your job? /:O
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Maybe I missed it, but how about this one:
"Maybe later..."
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Good thread!
But come on, we'd all be rich if we got a quarter for each of those questions!!
But it would be nice to get a five along with each one!
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"Do you get turned on dancing for me?" (mmm yeah, your 2 inch boner really satisfies)
"What are you doing after this?" (I'm going home and going to sleep, dumbass!)
"When is there going to be another 2 for 1?" (Not for a few hours, and I'll be hiding in the back anyway)
"When are you going up on stage?" (There are 40 girls here tonight and only one stage, not any time soon!)
"What do your tattoos mean?" (UGH!!!)
"Oh, you're a psychology major, are you going to analyze me?" (Sounds awfully boring to me)
I'll think of more later!
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Originally Posted by noelle
"Do you get turned on dancing for me?" (mmm yeah, your 2 inch boner really satisfies)
"What are you doing after this?" (I'm going home and going to sleep, dumbass!)
"When is there going to be another 2 for 1?" (Not for a few hours, and I'll be hiding in the back anyway)
"When are you going up on stage?" (There are 40 girls here tonight and only one stage, not any time soon!)
"What do your tattoos mean?" (UGH!!!)
"Oh, you're a psychology major, are you going to analyze me?" (Sounds awfully boring to me)
I'll think of more later!
LOL - :D
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"How did you get started dancing?" I got that question a lot from guys, why?....they certainly weren't planning on the career change were they....LOL
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I get most of these all the time! But I'm new so I dont have any good comebacks (except the obvious ones) to those retarded questions. So what do you guys respond with?
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Ok, I shouldn't even touch this thread bc I just started dancing. But some guy asked me if I had stretch marks!!! LOL I hope I don't get that asked often!!! :O
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Originally Posted by Vyanka
Ok, I shouldn't even touch this thread bc I just started dancing. But some guy asked me if I had stretch marks!!! LOL I hope I don't get that asked often!!! :O
Some guys just don't seem to realize that women worry about stuff like that. My friend at work had a guy ask her the other day "Did you have a kid? Because you have stretch marks." Hell YEAH she had a kid, and she's thinner and in better shape than most girls in the club who HAVEN'T had kids! They just don't know better!
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The stuff guys continously say to us shows how chauvinistic and insecure most of them are.
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we hear these lines every night and you would think that someone somewhere could come up with something original. we are there for the money not our heallth and its pretty bad when we can predict what the coustmer is going to say before it rolls out of their mouths. our job is very stressful in the least. our job description goes far beyond dancer.