Did you finish high school?
How much education have you had? None, right?
Of course you have kids, all strippers have kids. So how many kids do you have?
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Did you finish high school?
How much education have you had? None, right?
Of course you have kids, all strippers have kids. So how many kids do you have?
^^ response:
"And all customers are assholes. How big an asshole are YOU?"
Oh and I had one that asked me how much will I cost after work, to take home.
Ugh, I had fumes coming out of my ears....but of course, I covered it with a smile & a fake airhead personality. LOL! Yeah, that one is def. going to be asked often! ::)
Oh my, I normally dislike insulting my customers too much, but I danced for this dilusional, fat, balding old man (I guess I only stayed because he had £££) and he kept telling me how much he was turned on. Then he said he 'knew' that I was turned on too and that I must have found him sexy in some way because he could ''feel the chemistry''. :yuck: Uck!!! And the ickiest part was that he was deadly serious and thought that I fancied him! (uh, I fancied your pay-packet mister. Get with it for goodnes sake!)
I'm glad guys don't normally tell me that I seriously must find them hot. I would much rather prefer the other way around, at least to stop me retching at the thought of me ever falling for a reject.
If I had a penny everytime they told me that, I would be broke. I guess I'm actually pleased about that.
It might also be interesting to have a thread in which dancers shared some of the more original, memorable, engaging etc conversations they have ever had with customers. Maybe it would even inspire some of us to come up with new and better conversational gambits of our own.Quote:
Originally Posted by myiah
-Ww
Hmm, I thought THIS thread might inspire some to try coming up with something different to say than the same old tired crap.
On the flipside, I often wonder if guys hear some or all of the lines I use alot and get bored with them....
Yeah this young guy last night, when I asked if he was ready for a dance, said "Are you ready to go to a hotel?" I said "YEAH!!! Do you have 50 grand?" And walked away. He and his friends were like "Wait, wait! Come back!" But I bet that between them they ddn't even have enough for ONE dance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyanka
PS: Don't use this line too much in a city where Vice comes and tries to find girls who are soliciting... Naming ANY price, even like "five kajillion dollars" in some cities will get you arrested, I hear.
I bet even vice would go to bed with someone for five kajillion. ;)
It was so funny, one of DJ is doing a developmental psychology project on dancers. So he interviews everyone that will let him. What does he ask? THE SAME STUPID QUESTIONS. He's DATED dancers and worked as a DJ for several years, you'd think he'd have heard them. "How did you get started doing this?" "Why do you do this over any other job?" "Are you in a relationship?" "Any children?" "Do you go to school?"
I didn't mind being interviewed, but didn't realize I would only be using my rehearsed for customers lines for it! :P
I was thinking of smiling nicely, giggle & tell him," Oh sweety, i'm sorry i'm not in that profession." "I'm flattered though." ((wink wink)) ::)Quote:
Originally Posted by noelle
That is what I do. Some guys just do not realize that we are not available for sex, they're not trying to be rude. Some girls DO go home with the right customers for the right amount of money, and I assume they've learned that.
Might be the same lines, B, but few dancers have that sweet drawl you purr, not to mention the Cheshire Cat-thing you do with your eyes.Quote:
On the flipside, I often wonder if guys hear some or all of the lines I use alot and get bored with them....
If I ask any of the girls if they could help me with hair or makeup, I MAKE IT A POINT TO DEFINITELY TIP THEM!! I don't care if they are taking 5 minutes or 50 minutes to help me wiht my hair or makeup, I MAKE SURE IT IS WORTH THEIR TIME.Quote:
Originally Posted by kryssy
I have to agree with Kat on the boob comment -- I am always going back and forth on whether to get my breasts done and then I will hear two or three guys say "God, I love those tits! Don't ever do anything to them!" Then they go off and buy dances all night long from the "plastic fantastics" of the club! What gives???
Yep, probably so. It is certainly very rare to have a dancer try to start a conversation in some way that I haven't heard endless times before. The guys could easily make their own"If I had a dollar..." list, but that would be more appropriate for the blue side, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridgette
Imo, the problem is not that we (customers and dancers) are all so socially dull and uncreative, it is simply that there are only so many ways and topics with which you can start a conversation with a stranger and in the specific environment and context of strip club. Any dancer or frequent sc customer is soon going to have heard them all many times, at least all of the ones which are remotely sensible or plausible.
-Ww
You're the prettiest girl in here (guys say this to EVERY girl who sits on their lap that night)
Do your parents know you do this?
I bet you date some stupid pretty boy who does steroids
Do all you girls get along? Or do you pretty much hate eachother?
I bet you make a lot of money
Will you sit and talk to me for a while?
And then there are the really stale ones
Are your boobs real?
Do you have a boyfriend?
You must work out a lot
What do you like about doing this?
Do you give a good dance?
How old are you/ Are you old enough for me to buy you a drink?
Do you like doing this at all?
You're hot/pretty, etc.
I love you (said by drunks, to which I reply..."ty, I love me too")
What do you do besides this?
Do you go to school?
What does your boyfriend think about you doing this?
How is your pussy shaved?
You've got great nipples
I wish I had met you someplace else
If I give you my number will you call me? Tell me the truth
I agree. There are guys who are actually nice to sit with, are good tippers, and don't have any problem coming up with good conversation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wwanderer
No thanks, but you're really beautiful! (thanks, I'll tell my landlord that when they come looking for the rent - no $, but by the way, I'm really beautiful, will that cover it?). If I'm so beautiful, why aren't you buying?
Come back in five minutes. (what's going to happen that five minutes needs to pass?)
Five minutes later: Come back in five more minutes (yeah, okay, you have a problem with simply saying no thank-you)
Okay, but I want you to really do it *good* for ME (yeah, I usually dance terribly unless told to do otherwise - that makes for great repeat business - dancing badly for all to see and decide "nah, not her")
What's your real name? (I always answer "Bambi - but it sounds so fake I don't use it")
Back to five minute guy: Oh, I said five minutes - it's been ten minutes, you missed your chance! (yeah, right, you were clocking me - STILL can't say a simple "no" - they gotta make it seem like it's somehow my inability to circle them on a five minute basis until the mood strikes them as perfect)
Are you red down there?
I can always tell a real redhead, and you're one! (duh, I'm not so stupid as to keep my eyebrows black after doing the hair...)
Can I get a two-for-one? (no, you have to wait until the house forces me to do one, and I'll be in the bathroom then anyhow)
Can I just get half a dance for half price?
How about leaving right now to hang with me and my friends - we have a limo! (yeah, I can just walk out in the middle of my shift, and I'd like nothing better than to leave with a bunch of total strangers in a car...)
I don't want a dance, but I'll buy you a drink... (drinks cost as much as the dance, why not just give me the damned cash - it takes the same amount of time and I'll still be talking to you...)
After the dance: I don't have cash. I'll have to charge it. (a twenty minute wait now tacked on to what was supposed to be a three minute dance)
I only like black girls (fine, I send over my friend who's black...)
Same guy, two seconds later: I only like white girls.
And on and on....:-)
It's my birthday (or whatever excuse)... give me a discount ?
Do you work here?
(I've had this question asked of me when I have been in costume: Dorothy as well as School Girl....)
I thought this was a nightclub/I didn't know it was a strip club (and versions thereof)
I'll have a whole heap more after I go back to work Sunday. It's been just over a week since I last worked so I have kinda forgotten (that.. and I had another bigger issue at the time to deal with over the past week)....
"Go on, just a quick peek"
and my favourite ....
*low voice* "seriously, do you get... y'know... turned on doing this"
Yes. I love having ugly old men stare at my bits.
Does anyone have a good comeback to this one?
Ooo-ooh almost forgot...
"I don't normally come to places like this"
(yeah, niether do i)
I usually go on and tell them about HOW they can help me enjoy myself more:Quote:
low voice* "seriously, do you get... y'know... turned on doing this"
Does anyone have a good comeback to this one?
Only when the customer plays by the rules and treats me right
Can I have a hug?
----Read: "can I cop a free feel of your large chest?"
I get this...
"Lemme guess, youre in school, right?" - VERY sacrastically...
Its so damn rude because I AM IN SCHOOL!!!! But it doesnt matter... I dont bother trying to prove it to them... last few times I heard this I just said no because they wouldnt believe me anyway...
Do you do private parties?
no, I make enough that I dont need a second job
Do you get turned on
giggle, I Love my job
come back in 5 min
Ill try if I get time
Are you in school?
no Im done. I have an associates in...(say something you know something about)
What is that?(pointing at my tatoo)
its a tatoo
what is it?
its a vampire bite
ooohh so u into vampires huh? u gonna suck my blood or something?
where are you from?
atlanta
what are you doing here
i dont know
do you work here
no I wear these outfits out
can I get a discount
um, no, i dont think so. I believe im worth every penny
you have a really great body, how many children do you have?
(bastards)
what are you doing after work
picking up my daughter form the babysitter
cant u ask her to stay late
no, he has school tomorrow
thats toomuch for a dance
we offer a higher class of quality at this club
btw the reason i believe the i love ur boobs guys get dances from the commercial pornstars is they love natural boobs but fake ones intrigue them
"Don't you get cold in here?"
This is Hilarious!!! Eventhough I have heard all these a thousand times like all af you, its funny!!!
My list,
Smoking is bad for you ... as he takes a drag of a ciggarette!!
Uh, really!! I was unaware of that, thatnkyou for informing me.
Why dont you drink?
Because I dont like the taste, I have to drive home
Ten dollars for a water!!!!
Umm Yeah, You are not buying the water, I get the money, your buying my time
So what goes on back there?
Absolutly nothing. You get the same thing you get out here only you pay more for it
do you have a bf
Oh yeah, like twenty ... whatever!!!
so what is a girl like you doing here?
Umm Making more money then you. :)
Who gives the best dance?
I do because thats what you want to hear. If i say that other girl, you will buy a dance from her. Hello???
those are really big shoes, how do you walk in them
Lots of practice
I bet you make thousands a night
Oh yeah!!! all the time!!! because just like your broke ass, everybody just throws money at me all the time!
how old are you?
Old enough to give lap dances
I didnt think prety girls liked computers
Of course not, all pretty girls are ditzy sluts, what was I thinking?
Can I get a free dance, its my birthday
No... because I still have bills, even on your birthday
Why do you work here?
MONEY!!!!! just like you go to your job for money. duh
What kind of partying do you do?
I dont party, just because I work in a bar does not mean that i am a crack head
Are you going to the club after work?
No, I work in a club, if i want drnk ass holes bugging me all night i am at least going to get paid for it
What kind of car do you drive?
an Acura and a Lincoln
Oh you must make awesome money
No I said I drove an Acura nad a Lincoln, I never said that they were brand new or nice, They are an 87 and a 95
Ok cute little story ... Deja, a Very dark skinned black girl that I work with, had a custy ask her, "Do you tan?" LOL!!!!!!! He was serious!!! She told him, um no!! Its in my geans, I am african american!!! LOL!!!!!
back to it,
You re the hottest girl in here, why arent you making money?
Because just like you, broke bastards dont have any money to give me
I want to see you go on stage first
Right, sure you do, why dont they just say no!!!
Do you know wher eI can get some ... ?
No, Im not a crack head, i dont do drugs, so I dont know where you would get them
It isnt fair that you can touch me and I cant touch you'
Yes it is, you want me to touch you, I dont want you to touch me!!! thats fair
Oh the list goes on FOREVER!!!!!