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me being silly again
New Canadian Liquor warnings
Be careful of what can happen when you drink. Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all bottles of liquor.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
ass kicked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
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Re: me being silly again
Too funny. I am a non-drinker (20 years sober this Dec) and these warnings are exactly the things that make me laugh at my drunk friends. Thanks for the giggles.
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Re: me being silly again
LOL, That was great! Thanks Susan.....;D
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Re: me being silly again
LMOA :rotfl: I always wondered what caused all those things ::)
Thanks Susan!
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Re: me being silly again
I personally like the first one. LOL Gotta love those Canadians.