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:rotfl:
Ewwwww...
Welcome, Barbara!! And, you were right with that title! ;D
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OMG. I honestly don't know what to say.
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Lol, I am so sorry for you, that is nasty, but really funny. I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh. You could def do better, I feel a little bad for the guy, he'll never live that down.
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OMG thats sooooo nasty!!! I feel so bad for you that you have to go through such trama. Thats a story for the kids...jk. I bet youll never forget that one EVER!
Welcome BTW :)
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OMG that is too funny. I bet his friends are stilling ripping on him!
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LMAO! Poor boy will NEVER live that down :rotfl:
My only question is why he started bucking when he knew he was gonna cum? What was he trying to do? Get out of the cuffs? :laughing:
Nice way to introduce yourself to the community. Welcome ;D
Oh yeah, check around and for info on other clubs in your area you might want to try ;)
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LMAO! Poor boy will NEVER live that down :rotfl:
My only question is why he started bucking when he knew he was gonna cum? What was he trying to do? Get out of the cuffs? :laughing:
That's what I was thinking..."GET ME OUT OF THESE...I'M GONNA BLOW!!"
That's not something I'd care to see...but damn...that must have been hilarious...especially since you KNOW his friends were raggin him on the way out...heh
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I was really nervous. I just stared and this is the kind of thing that could get me into trouble.
I don't understand how that could get you into trouble? Any way, men, what a species, eh? Blech!:yuck:
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tighty whities and not masterbating enough...
LAMER!
:D
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lol thats a riot!!!!!!
I would have paid to be the dj that night!!!!!!
sorry to burst yer bubble,but the old guys do it to,only they got viagra prescriptions!!!!
Lol!
Just keep your head down!
its all fun and games till someone losses an eye!
welcome aboard!
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LOL, I would have loved to have seen that!
Too Funny.
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hi barbara, welcome! i agree that is an awesome first post!
that is frickin hilarious! i don't think you woulda got in trouble, everyone saw that he just exploded, you weren't jacking him off or anything!! lol!!!!
good luck finding something else, you will make more im sure, i always do better when there is alcohol, the guys stay and spend more, and i am able to talk to the tards better than when i am stone sober.
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Thank you for making me laugh really hard today =)
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LOL.....
Very funny!!
Nasty...........:P
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My only question is why he started bucking when he knew he was gonna cum? What was he trying to do? Get out of the cuffs? :laughing:
maybe he was pseudo-humping to intensify the feeling?
and yes that was an awesome story! ;D
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LOL,poor young punk......
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Hey guys
Yeah I guess I can laugh about the whole thing now.
Everyone is still talking about it at the club.
The guy was bucking but how dumb can you be...you're not going
to get out of steel hancuffs. I was like calm down but he was completely
gone and he sprayed everywhere. No kidding we were still finding spots
the day after.
People are teasing me at work....My new nickname is the Milk Maid.
Poor guy though....
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HAHAHAHA!! That guy is gonna have to live with that forever!!
I'm sorry you had to endure his "accident" though <snickers> i'd suggest finding a club that attracts an older, more established clientele
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LMFAO!!! Milk Maid :rotfl: Girl you sure know how to make an entrance ;D
Heh, Milk Maid ought to be very marketable for you :P
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thanks you guys
All is not lost for him though
He can be the new poster boy for the 'Got Milk ?' ads
And trust me he had plenty of milk.
Ohhhh now I'm just being mean.
But you have seen him before he got on stage.
Acting all macho and stuff, heckling the girls.
Maybe that will teach him to be more respectful in the future.
By the way bridgette I like your cow picture.
So has similar stuff happened to any of you girls out there ?
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you should have made your screenname MilkMaid. haha.
I'm sure most of us have been spooged on at some point but yours is the funniest story I've heard by far.
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That's pretty funny. I'm sure no one felt more embarassed than he did that night!
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People are teasing me at work....My new nickname is the Milk Maid.
Poor guy though....
OMG this post was funny until I hit this point...then it became fucking hysterical! hahahahahaha