Re: Would you ever pretend to be 2 different people?
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Originally Posted by discretedancer
All the while you're a 6-5 male convict named Butch. Great disguise RD! Fooled me.
LOL (I hope)
You weren't suppose to tell anyone! Okay, Okay...Since it's out now, I must confess the truth. I was working at Burger king, and since I am a vegan....I couldn't stand people eating meat. So I replaced all of the meat with tofu burgers. The manager got all pissy about it, and fired me. I decided to devote 10 years of my life to stalking him. He then put a restraining order against me. A restraining order? Pfft. That just turned me on more. I kept sending tofu packages to his house, and he called the cops on me.
I was thrown in Jail. Judge said I'd get 5 years because of my stalking and spreading the love of tofu.
Anyone want tofu?
:rotfl:
Re: Would you ever pretend to be 2 different people?
I have 4 names....
"Desire" during my dancing hours.....
"mommy"
My real name......
And then there are the times when my man calls me his "little slut"... LOL }:D
Re: Would you ever pretend to be 2 different people?
well this is an odd question since I do pretend to enjoy being someone that likes grinding and dancing for every body that has $30.00 every night And I even answer my e-mails with ashley even when it has nothing to do with dancing or modeling. accidentily might I add...
My moms dumbfounded look as she asked me was priceless....
"who's Ashley"
I said :O wha.....
she said you said "love Ashley" in your last e-mail......
awkward silence.
I just sat there and said....well nothing and played dumb. My sister was laughing her bum off over a bread bucket. so I guess as a dancer I have strangley become two people./:O lol
Can I have some tofu?
Re: Would you ever pretend to be 2 different people?
Ash...chances are she knew anyway. I thought I had it over my mom too, when all of a sudden she asked me (over Xmas) - 'How's your work with the strippers and pornstars going?'
I just smiled and said...have no idea what you're talking about
and quickly got out of there.
Re: Would you ever pretend to be 2 different people?
Red, which personality told you that cuz one is wrong? LOL
I used to do that like when I was 15! hehehe. It was fun to spy on my bf's and guys I liked. But, its not nesseccary (sp?) just seems childish to me.
Re: Would you ever pretend to be 2 different people?
Well, online I am VenusGoddess...in real life I am Angelina Jolie. ;)
Re: Would you ever pretend to be 2 different people?
Don't all of us dancers do that ? Well I guess maybe not the ones who dance by their real names.
Online ? It might be interesting to see the different reaction others might give you.
I disagree with those that say doing so makes a person nuts, though. That seems a bit extreem of a judgement to make.
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If she knew, my dad would have been down to the club with a shotgun already dragging me home by my stripper shoes and swearing at me. My Dad is a lil crazy....well no a lot crazy....picture a mountain man with dead animals stuffed all over his house and office and looks like a cracked out santa clause....OMG I even shuddered when I typed that. lol
I love you daddy.............:shy: lol
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Originally Posted by discretedancer
Ash...chances are she knew anyway. I thought I had it over my mom too, when all of a sudden she asked me (over Xmas) - 'How's your work with the strippers and pornstars going?'
I just smiled and said...have no idea what you're talking about
and quickly got out of there.