What is the funnest time you had dancing?
Mine was about 8 years ago. There was a famous (one time blind pig) all black club in Detroit that was in business since the 1920's and was torn down about 6-7 years ago for the new Tiger stadium. The party was for a 75 year old black great grandmother, I was the only white person in the bar and also one of only maybe 3 people under 50! This granny got up and danced with me, dirtier than I was dancing... even though I was giving her a lap dance!!!! She asked me if I liked black women and what I was doing after the show. The place was roaring with cheers, tips were flying around like rain and people kept buying me drinks. One woman called me the coolest white person she ever met. I'll never top that fun! I probably could have gone back just to hang out and been welcome. I don't know why I never did. They were nice people.
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LOL!!!! I dont have any funny stories.
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Hehehehehehe, that's an awesome story Devil. :D
Too bad I don't have any fun stories. :-\
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I have a funny story that I would have gotten in big shit for if anyone ever found out. There was this guy at the club, been drinking, he was getting all grabby. He grabbed me so many fuckin times, and I was like look bud, do it one more time, you'll regret it. He did it again, and thought he got away with it. Little did he know that when another girl took him back to the lapdance area, I was back there also about to do a dance for a guy. The grabby guy set his beer on the table, and the girl proceeded to give him his dance. I calmly got up, stood directly in front of the table he put his beer on, picked it up without him seeing, then spit my gum in it. The satisfaction was seeing him take a swig after he got through with his ld :) Might seem cruel, he pissed me off though. Watch out all you grabby men! ;)
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That reminds me of something I thought was funny that happened just recently. I danced for a grabby idiot as well, he was short and skinny and looked frail. Well this jerk decided to steal my cab even though I yelled at him that it was my cab. The driver wouldn't let him in because I get select drivers that I know personally. So out I came and pushed this guy right over! I mean I just pushed him and he fell over onto the ground. I laughed because of this guy's weakness (I wouldn't of pushed him or laughed if he wasn't a jerk tho) and proceeded to jump in my cab with the cracking up cab driver. Now that must of been a blow to the ego having a woman easily push him over and laugh at his frailness. No wonder he was such a jerk, he was probably trying to make up for his pussy body and small dick!
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Lmao, I hate those kinds too. Idiots. He deserved to be pushed to the ground anyway, specially if he was stealing your cab. Hopefully there were other people watching as well :)
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Mean chicks rule!!!
Well one night this guy went to tip me in my g-string. He was so wasted and beligerant that he almost tore the damn things off. I slapped him so hard on the top of his bald head that you could literally see my hand print. His friends were all embarassed and ended up giving me like 100 bucks altogether saying "please, just don't hit me" it was funny. Talk about empowerment!!!!
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I've had lots of good times. The tops was working in a bar in New England where I made a lot of money, and got along with the DJs and staff. Most of the customers were great too.
The second best times were when I met cool people through dancing and got to be pampered like a queen. I grew up so poor, thinking no one would want me and I'd have a boring awful life, and here I am now, partying, wearing cute clothes, going to beautiful places and doing exciting things.
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Most fun I ever had was one night about a year and a half ago in Puerto Rico. No blue laws there (or at least minimal) so no set time to close. We normally closed down at 5am on weekends but could stay in champagne room upstairs until whenever if guys were paying. So everyone would go home except a bouncer, manager, upstairs waitress and whatever customers/dancers were in champagne. One busy Friday night, every single girl had a customer staying after closing in champagne (they had to buy some of the expensive bottles to stay after hours), so the whole upstairs was full of partying customers, champagne bottles and half naked drunk chicks. We made the DJ play whatever we wanted, all the girls were jumping around from guy to guy, it was a huge party. All the guys went up separate but all wound up partying together because all the girls started it that way. Everyone stayed til 7am. All the girls made money, everyone had a blast. People were talking about that night for weeks (dancers and customers).
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Am I allowed to post in this thread, hehe?
I was invited to go out with some mates for a goodbye bash for a friend heading back home after a six month secondment at the store they work at. So, naturally, we took him to the local club.
As it so happened, a good friend of mine worked there. They'd met before (outside work) and I knew he had a thing for her, as did the others (as did she). (Unbeknownst to the others, but known to yours truly, she also had a thing for him) So, as was only logical, we got her to come over to give him a table dance. I was just chilling at the time, leaning back against the wall while the others were engrossed in the stage show. Coincidentally, said patsy was sitting in front of me.
Normally, I wouldn't screw with her at work (other than bumming cigarettes), but this was too good an opportunity to pass up, as while giving him a dance, she could see me over his shoulder. So she starts, and everything's going fine, I'm keeping an eye on what's going on in the corner of my eye. Then she glances my way. So I look her dead in the eye, completely innocent except for a barely noticable grin. }:D
First crack in the armor. She knows what I find funny. I can see the laughter welling up. From that point onwards, I keep looking at her - and she knows she shouldn't look over, but now she can't help herself. And every time she does, it gets a little bit harder to concentrate on what she's doing and not lose control. Somehow she manages to finish the dance - at which point she loses it. The people sitting near us are looking over with these WTF? looks on their faces. Poor whats-his-name is looking confused, until she reaches over and smacks me upside the head. At which point he is grumpy but trying to look like a good sport.
Hey, I defend my actions. It broke the ice at least - the dancing around each other was getting silly. They went home together that night and all's well that ends well. Of course, she paid me back by giving me a good kicking a few days later, but it was worth it.
So, has anybody else had trouble keeping a straight face (in a good way, I'm sure there's more than enough horror stories) while dancing?
I wonder what work would think if they knew they were paying me to do this