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Differences between PINK and BLUE
I posted this yesterday in some SW thread about the SCJ site. I was inspired by Doc's excellent Superbowl contest.
This is like a warning label, so no one ends up disoriented. I know you all can think of more...
Differences between
PINK..............and....................BLUE
Sometimes it's blue...................Sometimes it's pink
Katrine and Cali rock................. Katrine and Cali rock
Jenny writes less..................... Jenny writes more
Money for nothing.................... Chicks for free
Djoser lives here...................... Mr Punk lives here
BJs while talking.......................Complete concentration
No hair pulling......................... No problem
Be nice.................................. Try to stay out of trouble
No Superbowl contest.............. Excellent Superbowl contest
Girls don't get off in clubs.......... Different girls
Ladies only section................... Nothing like that
Guys are jerks......................... Guys are jerks (but it's okay) ;)
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The Surreal Life .......... The Real World
Bulls .......... Bears
Bedtime Story .......... Horror Flick
Taste great .......... Less filling
Cinderella .......... The evil step-sister
Ladies only section .......... NATO
Nice guys .......... Wolves in sheep's clothing
Thanks. That'll be $$$$$ .......... Thanks. Here's $ and a nice tip. Don't ever swallow unfamiliar jizz.
Kat purrs so incredibly well .......... Kat purrs so incredibly well
Pets are cute .......... Woof Woof!
Make love to me .......... Fuck me
Diamond rings .......... Pearl necklaces
Tushie .......... Ass
Utopia Uni .......... School of hard knocks
Cute .......... Gettting cuter with age
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I knew it belonged over here. :) You have good taste in jewelry, MW.
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On the Pink Site people can talk about a customer's "buying out" a stripper for a night in the club without anyone pointing out that, on the customer side, only a deluded loser moron with no self-respect would even think that's something one would do.
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Originally Posted by Rath
On the Pink Site people can talk about a customer's "buying out" a stripper for a night in the club without anyone pointing out that, on the customer side, only a deluded loser moron with no self-respect would even think that's something one would do.
Ooops, I did that for one afternoon when a beautiful favorite was depressed and only wanted $150. It's a fond memory. Guys would send the waitress over with $20 tips and invitations to champagne, but she wouldn't go.
You're right, though, because I wouldn't even think about doing it again. ;)
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I thought this related flashback was interesting.
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The Pink Site inhabits a universe where a purported expert in the strip-club business could, with a straight face, advise a stripper confronted with a customer who demands to be made to orgasm that she complain to management in a loud voice, in the middle of the strip club's main room, that a customer "IS TRYING TO PICK UP A PROSTITUTE HERE".
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Pink .................................................. .......Blue
The Reptilian Brain in check.......................The Reptilian Brain, Check
Energy Policy ........................................ Mileage
NATO disbanding .....................................NATO with dis band
The Election ..........................................well, duh
Limbo .................................................. ..High Jump
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my ob/gyn .................................................. misogyny
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PINK..............and....................BLUE
Political Poo ………......…….................. Mr. Punk and Jenny
Custies are Cheapskates ………..................………... Custies Are Selective
The VIP Room Is Worth It ……….......................……. Shop Around First
Ivory Towers ………...............………… Holy Grails
Supply ………......….........…….. Demand
Dancer Wealth .................................... Customer Poverty
Breasts ……….................………… Boobs
Dom Periginon ………...............………. Samuel Adams
Body Businesss ................................. Have Another Cheeseburger
High Hustle .................................... High Maintenence
Romance Novel ............................... How To Book
Monday Morning Quarterback .......................... Monday Night Football
Shopping In Vegas ………….................….. “Privates” at the local Red Roof
Katrine Pulls No Punches ............................... Katrine Pulls No Punches
Generous Benefactor ……..................………. Ass Kissing Fucko
Scores ...................................... MBOT
All-nighters ………...............…………. Overnighters
Pay Up Front ................................. Find Another Dancer
Hot Babes ................................ Really Cool Hot Babes
Gated Community .................................. Open Range
:flirt: ......................................... :eye-poppi
Extras Girls Are Bad …….........…......………. Bad Girls Go Everywhere
Warm Fuzzy Fantasy ………..................……. Cold Ugly Reality
We Miss Kobi ................................. We Miss Chuck
Fiesty Redhead Bridgette ............................. Fiesty Redhead Lilith
That Girl Is A Nasty Skank …................………… So Where Can I Find Her?
Manass …………...................….. Moneywise’s Sig Pic
Houston, we have a problem. ………...............…….. The Eagle Has Landed
Pretty Woman ……….....................…… Showgirls
and last but certainly not least....
Wanna Dance? …………..................…… Maybe Later
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Great boys, keep em coming!
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Originally Posted by Rath
The Pink Site inhabits a universe where a purported expert in the strip-club business could, with a straight face, advise a stripper confronted with a customer who demands to be made to orgasm that she complain to management in a loud voice, in the middle of the strip club's main room, that a customer "IS TRYING TO PICK UP A PROSTITUTE HERE".
Why is it that you seem to turn every lighthearted thread into your shitty misoygynistic soap box? What a party pooper. If I didn't know what I know about you I might be a bit peeved, but all I can feel is pity.:'(
Take some hints from Punk's posts. He does mysogyny with style and pannache. ;) Yes I did just say that it its not getting rescinded!:O
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Kat, you're right that I'm a party-pooper, so I'll stop pooping your party.
But I've gotta say that, from what I read, I think I'm one of the very LEAST misogynistic posters on either colored site.
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Generous Benefactor ……..................………. Ass Kissing Fucko
LMAO! :D
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I didn't realize some of you guys had so many feelings built up inside. :O
It's all good. :)
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Damn funny stuff.
<S> SCJers
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But I've gotta say that, from what I read, I think I'm one of the very LEAST misogynistic posters on either colored site.
I'm actually really interested in what makes you say that. I think all the guys here (on both sites) are pretty misogynist - but you know, I'm a rabid feminist and I generally prefer to eat men for breakfast. You guys are safe, due to the anonymity of the internet and all.
I won't even argue about it. I'll just say "That's facinating" and then leave it alone.
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Originally Posted by Rath
The Pink Site inhabits a universe where a purported expert in the strip-club business could, with a straight face, advise a stripper confronted with a customer who demands to be made to orgasm that she complain to management in a loud voice, in the middle of the strip club's main room, that a customer "IS TRYING TO PICK UP A PROSTITUTE HERE".
Really, how silly. That's not pragmatic at all. Just call your undercover cop friend and have the guy busted. Or stalk him to his home and leave an anonymous note to his wife and kids. Sheesh. ::)
Seriously about your post - What are you, formatically deviant?
The humor's structured like this: 8)
PINK ........... BLUE
Bitchy adolescents ....... Whiney babies
Sheds clothes ...... Sheds money
A few flat busts ....... Many flat busted
Much is augmented ......... Much is inflated
Wants his tips .......... Wants his tip sucked
Not this: :P
Blah blah universe blah blah purported expert blah blah straight face blah blah customer orgasm blah blah complain blah blah loud voice blah blah main room blah blah prostitute.
-Ev
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Sorry. Sorry. We differ as to the kind of boards we like. I'll stop wasting your and my time.
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Evan, you're right up there with Jenny now. That is HOT!
PINK.............................................. .....BLUE
blah blah fuckin blah :(..........................blah blah ::)
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pink site - dressing room lite
blue site - aspd lite
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Mr_punk brings KY to an SC?
Pink .......................Blue
Misandry...................Miss Ann's dry
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Cha-ching ................Bada-bing
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I really like this thread. Funny is how the truth lies somewhere in the middle.
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Pink........................................Blue
oh honey you're beautiful.........................um, you need to tone up your ass
how do i make more money......................how do i spend less money
maybe later sucks.....................................maybe later - send over that hot girl
oh my GAWD can you believe he touched my butt?.....................mr_punk
men IN the industry........................men supporting the industry
dj/dancer cat fights..........................dj? there's a dj? music? there's music? i only knew
there were boobs!!
extra girls are sluts..........................extra girls are great! (but not necessarily what I'm
looking for)
sluts ruin our money.........................sluts? what are sluts? it's a mutual profitable
relationship.
take it the FUCK OUT OF THE CLUB!!.............take me out of the club and FUCK ME!!
my night sucked.................................NATO
(silence)......................................... ....holy grail
oh my god i was so drunk tonight................stoned or something thread
how can I make more money for doing less?.................how can I get more and pay less?
"I don't even do lapdances"........................."I got a bj in the VIP"
more later.
love cali
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funny shit, I just posted under my girlfriend's name. didn't even realize it. that above post was mine!! tee-hee.
love
cali