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Conversation
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Boobs
Booty
Conversation
Hustle
Other
I love a nice booty :D !
As a stripper, I would say conversation and hustle because I'm tuned into those two techniques and if they are good, then I'm tuned in so much more. Good looks are a dime a dozen esp. with the availability of plastic surgery and good makeup/club lighting nowadays (of course, this does not apply for every stripper!).
Conversation is important, but what can catch my eye quicker than anything is attitude and enthusiasm.
Attitude.
It's an intangible that supersedes physical appearance any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays.
Two cents.
LOL, what a surprise that you would value willlingness.Quote:
Originally Posted by mr_punk
The best thing ever is a good attitude.
For me it's a two-step process. You have to have a look that appeals to me to make the first cut (eg. to be invited to sit down next to me), but after that it's all personality.
Amen to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by FONDL
Although for tall, pale, redheads, I tend to be a bit more lenient on the personality side of things. I'm kind of shallow like that.
The following song will tell you exactly what gives me instant tunnel vision.
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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
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Booty and Conversation
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Seems like some things are left off the list... nice long hair, flawless back, smouldering gaze, a light touch of the hand, thick lips, and YES - a drive to please(attitude).
Haha, I love that song MW!
I think it's a good attitude with me. because attitude can change the way I preceive someone greatly. I also like tall girls. Mmmmmm. Long legs.
a nice smile :D
Lips
Large, round Breasts & Ass (that are proportinally fitting to her frame)
Petite
Good hair
a fun attitude of course
at first eyes
then her smarts
Conversation for me. Affection, also. Someone who blows in my ear or runs their hands over me when they tip is much more likely to get a private dance with me.
I would have to say a SMILE. I've seen more dancers than I'd like to admit that are missing teeth! Smile, and then a good conversation. The ditzy routine doesn't fly with me!
I have to say attitude. I love dancers that smile, are embracing and who have that glint in their eye. Looks will generally come in at a close second.
I also dig stage presence. I like girls who make an effort on stage.
Assuming a "5" or better dancer and a customer looking to spend money...
I would have to say attitude (real or faked well) and/or hustle to open. Nothing catches my eye faster than a happy woman who seems exited about how well things are going. This is important because attitudes are the most contagous things in a strip club. A genuine (or really well faked **it's something in the eyes**) smile is an open door. Happy dancers usually make happy customers.
As far as the hustle: Look busy, but be willing to "put everything on hold" for a minute to say "Hi, I see you there and want to spend time with you". It can be done verbally, but subtle gestures are better.
Once hooked, all it takes is subtle, innocent gestures and touches to keep someone interested long enough to buy some time. Think back to high school. Those little things worked then and usually will still work now. ;D
If you're asking what attribute is visually most important, that's a bit more complicated. ;)