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LOL, I thought the party in the pants one was funny.
But if a guy says come back later, I won't even bother. 9/10 times, that's just because they're too spineless to say that they don't want a dance.
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i have quite a few, but they work because of my piercings and tats.
often i'm asked to do a full turn so people can see all my ink. they marvel and then i say, ' oh, but you haven't seen the best one' (it's you-know-where)
asked the same about the metal in my face. i tell the guy how many piercings i have and then he says, 'where are the rest?' i smile and can get a dance.
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I love the one about the party in your pants!! The one I use seems really simple but it works: Go up to a table (or just 1 guy) introduce yourself, chit chat where ya from blah blah, etc. Then when there's a lull in the conversation just say "So do ya wanna see me naked?" Simple, but I tell ya it works!
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Then when there's a lull in the conversation just say "So do ya wanna see me naked?" Simple, but I tell ya it works!
Ha...what guy could say no to that? Along those lines is another I sometimes use: "you've either got to be gay or crazy not to get a dance from me.." Let me tell you, no guy wants to be lumped into either category.}:D
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Stole this off a post Brigette did quite a while ago.... "Let's go have some one on one fun" ;D
Works best when whispered in the guy's ear or if you don't or can't do that... say it whilst pointing to him and you (and nodding your head yes and giving a cheeky grin).
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I say "So, are you ready to have some one-on-one fun in the back room?" If they're a little hesitant, I tell them that the dances are the most fun we can have with our clothes on. Once they agree to a dance, I try to get two dances right away. When they are getting ready to pay for the dance (at my club, customers must pay for the first dance up front) I say "Would you like to get two of them right away? The second song is even better than the first." or "My dances get even better as they go along." More often than not it works. :)
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Ok, I borrowed the basic idea for this one from a post I read here some time ago. BUt Wednesday was my birthday. I don't have great boobs, but I was wearing a georgous gown and a push-up bra. My line was "Hi, my name is Colleen, and these are my boobs. Today is my birthday and now we are gonna have a dance--got it?" Worked like a charm!
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Ok, I borrowed the basic idea for this one from a post I read here some time ago. BUt Wednesday was my birthday. I don't have great boobs, but I was wearing a georgous gown and a push-up bra. My line was "Hi, my name is Colleen, and these are my boobs. Today is my birthday and now we are gonna have a dance--got it?" Worked like a charm!
LOL if that works, it's my birthday every night.
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...dances are the most fun we can have with our clothes on...
I say something similiar - "it's the most fun you can have with your clothes on"
The only :( about this line is that sometimes the patron will come back with: "Well, that's the problem now isn't it.. I want to take my clothes off as well" or something similiar. I might usually then use another line: "Just go ahead and treat yourself to some harmless adult fun"
Another lot of lines I use is "You derserve the good things in life, don't you?" (Yes or Affirmative Nod) "Then go ahead and treat yourself to some one-on-one fun with me." or "I'm one of those good things and the fun you will have with me will give you a smile that will last a week"
;D
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Any time I use some kind of a line they say "oh, you're good!" (like a good salesperson, I guess) but they don't want a dance! WTF?
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LOL, I just ask guys if they are ready to be molested yet.
Or, So are you ready to let me take you in my back room and do bad things to you? You know I have been banned in 14 states and 3 countries.
Cheesy but it works.
Kitana
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I have had the same problem as Meea one to many times .... I think i am being forced into retirment . I am burntout and need something new to motivate me so I can motivate them
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for private dance i use
"wanna play with me" in cutsy voice or sultry voice (depending on age)
"i need you to come with me" or "i have something for you"
take the by the hand and gently drag them back
for tipping on stage i pull out my t-bar strap and say
"stick it in me?"
if they tip one dollar, i grab the dollar and ask them if they "enjoy pleasing women", they say "yes", i say "well then if you're gonna give me a little one, gosh i hope you give it to me twice!" and pull out other t-bar strap
or say "can i have one for the other side so i don't tip over and walk in circles?"
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if they tip one dollar, i grab the dollar and ask them if they "enjoy pleasing women", they say "yes", i say "well then if you're gonna give me a little one, gosh i hope you give it to me twice!" and pull out other t-bar strap
or say "can i have one for the other side so i don't tip over and walk in circles?"
That's awsome! I'm sure that works all the time too, what a great technique for getting a little bit more on stage.
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Heres a good one,
Screw me, if we haven't meet before?
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"Excuse me, do you mind if I BUTT in?"
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the most fun we can have with our clothes on.---- hehehe Ive been using this, it makes them laugh or at least gets them smiling.. Works great since I work in a topless/booty shorts club and cant really take it all off
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Any time I use some kind of a line they say "oh, you're good!" (like a good salesperson, I guess) but they don't want a dance! WTF?
I take that as a statement of admiration even if it is one that acknowledges the facade. Just because they know it's a game you're playing doesn't give them immunity to it.
"Oh, you won't know how good until I'm being very very bad. Just let me dance for you and you'll find out."
"I love a man who puts up resistance. It's a sign he has balls. Now bring those balls and let me dance for them." (Okay, so my implication is broader than the actual result. Sue me.)
Nothing like a statement about your alleged urges to turn the tables. "Do you need me now?" is no longer the issue because "I need you now!"
-Ev
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I go up to the guy(s) sit down in a huff and say, augh, im so sorry it took me so long, I know you've been waiting but its ok, im here now. So lets get that dance.
If a guy refuses a dance I say, I know darling, Im very intimidating, I understand. 8/10 times the guy will buck up and get a dance. Hey at least they laugh.
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Did you just fart... because you just blew me away
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lol
totally stealing that one!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here's one from ( this ) news article which appeared on the front of SW.
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The greatest pick-up line is: "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...How ya doing? My name is Chuck."
As stupid as this line sounds, it is extremely effective. College girls, high school girls, exotic dancers, MILFs, cocktail waitresses, young professionals and B-List celebrities have fallen for this absurd line. This line induces laughter, which is a crucial part of picking up a girl. Moreover, its innocence does not make you out to be a total creep. Save it for that special someone. It doesn't guarantee a hookup, but it does get your foot in the door.
It may well be intended for use as a "pick up" line by the article's author however I can totally see a use for it for us dancers. In effect, that's what we're doing... "picking up" the customer even if it means we are doing in a sales way. Part of our "job" is to flirt, titilate, tease and so forth.
;D ;)
Anyone willing to give it a go ?
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Hmmm ...lines... Well this one works bacause of my color...If i have to work the floor I may chit chat for a song where ya from, why ya here, business or play blah blah...lull in conversation so are you ready to let me rub my chocolateness all over you?
I died laughing when i heard a girl say: Everyone deserves a little chocolate with his nuts.
Others I use, yeah, similiar to what someone else said, i usually get a yes with: sooooo are you ready for me to get naked? Works a lot...it can be said sexy, matter of fact, bored any number of deliveries.