...THE GOLDRUSH-HATERS!!!!!
1st of all, i DO not need to get drunk, and i usually don't Drink drink at work. i used to have like one or two drinks bc im underage and the managers were like oh lord!! no no drinking when they found out. so we worked out a system, where, i would order, let's say: "a tangarey and tonic" and i would get only tonic water. because this way i can nurse a drink and converse with a man, you know? ladies- you know its beter to ask for a drink if he offers you a drink, not some $7 cranberry juice.ya'll know what im saying.. so they said fine. ALL the girls know to just give me a "vodka" redbull or a "tang" n tonic. SO ANYWAYS...so *manager that i hardly work with!* see me drinking all these drinks (of tonic water!!...one DIRRTY martini and the bartender JUST gave me olive juice....you know, so i could get my grub on with them olives.) and he says im drunk?! im like uh no im not. and hes goin: but have you been drinking? i said: YEAH!!! TONIC WATER!!!
and he didnt believe me! EVEN the bouncer was werkin who is ALWAYS on my ass, he'll come up outta *no joke* no where and sniff my drink to make sure its just redbull. so i mean, really? why would i risk that shit for no reason? i told this manager that we (all the other managers,even the GENERAL manager said it was okay!, the bartenders, waitresses...)had a system, the girls know what i ask for...its not alocoholic. he told me to come back when im 21....he wouldnt even listen to me!he wouldnt even ASK the bartender!!
but ill give him something, i was acting billigirant-BUT IT WAS AFTER THE FACT- when i was sitting on the couch, waiting for my ride, every customer walking out was like: "why you look so sad?" And i would yell biligirantlly (EVEN\ THOUGH I WAS NOT DRUNK...drunk with rage maybe!!!<--pl excuse my caps..."Because the people who run this place are fucking retarded fucks who can't run a restauranut, let alone a strip club muther fuckers raorroarROAR...-" i dont even remember i was so heated...i just went off on everyone because it was such bullshit. if you made it this far through this rant, i give you mad props. so uh yeah ladies!!! YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT GOLDRUSH!!!!! i am now a hater.
fuck that, i worked there a total of 2-3 weeks and i was in that champagne room like 5 times! nah, i was in there for like 3 hours sometimes. and i dont snort coke or get drunk!!!i dont even smoke WEEd before work, b/c i get too lazy! isnt that bullshit??? but i know i wont go broke. i KNOW i made them money, im not losing out. he'll feel dumb when everyone explains he didnt know what he was talking about.
oh well i look at it this way-I got to go home early and i didnt tip NOBODY out so i went home with like $900 (all in hundreds....i could tell it was going to be a good night that motherfucker!) and it was only 11pm! i went to the dj: "talk to *manager*, he just lost you like $100~ PEACE~!" and i was out.
i dunnno, wouldnt you ladies be pissed off?? i mean, he wouldnt even let me explain how it was NOT alcohol?? hes like well then how are you drunk??? and im like-EXACTLY! I'm not drunk!!jebus!! and he thought i was being a smartass-which i was!
im taking at least a week break.PROB> TWO....i can even take three if i wanted...i might even just say fuck it, and get a bartending job for awhiole, dance on the weekends maybe. cuz this shit is just plain annoying. that was too stressful!
in other good news, i came home early and my *boy* loved "her" while i smoked and watched Saturday Night Live. it was really helpful to all my frustration. hahaha<3<3<3
ok ok im done. havent been here awhile thought i should update on my crazy misadventures!
mad <3
