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Do Customers Blow on You?
A lot of times when I'm giving dances a customer will start to blow air on me...seriously. I've asked other dancers and a couple of them have had the same experience. Not only do these guys blow air on me, they do it with passion, some of them will even close their eyes and just blow away. I've even stopped mid dance and asked coyly "Am I too hot?" they usually just look flustered and shake their heads. I have a few suspiscions as to why these guys do this. In my club no contact is allowed so I figure they want to touch me with something so bad that they'll settle for touching me with their breath, or they want to make my nipples harder.
I don't really mind the blowing, I was just wondering if anyone else has had the same experience or like a reason why guys do this
:P
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I don't care if they blow on my back as I sweat from the long hair being on it, the air is cooling. But when they try to blow on my ass or onto my crotch, to this day, after this many years, I will still crack up! Its just retarded!
I guess they think we get turned on by it, just like they think we have orgasms just from the sheer fact that their dick is in there. Idjots!!!
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Yes, they do and it's annoying as hell!
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I have never blown on a dancer....at least not on purpose. On this board, I have heard of this phenomenon and find it amazing. I have, however, held my breath when a dancer's face was close for fear of having stinky beer/smoke breath....then when she turns there is a natural exhale.....which concerns me, now, thinking to myself - I wonder if she then said to her friends in the locker room - "This asshole just blew on me!" I'll have to make sure that doesn't happen, again.
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LOL...I've had that happen. You wonder what the hell is going through their mind that they take this deep breath and blow on you. Is it supposed to turn me on or be sexy? Did they just burp and are letting the air out quietly? :shrug: I'm like Katrine, though. When I feel someone blow on me...anywhere...I just stop and laugh.
One time, this guy was blowing on me...he's all into the dance and blowing on my back my arms, my chest, through my hair...and I started, laughingly, saying "Oh, baby...oh, yes, that feels so good...oh, God...oh, God". I thought it was funny, he however, thought he found the fine art of orgasm through hot air. LOL After that...I didn't care much...we went to CR and 2 hours later he was gone. That was the funniest thing!!
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Gah. I remember that all too well. I don't understand what effect that's supposed to have on us, other than repulsion.
I actually stopped once and asked a guy why he was doing that. He said "Because you're a *fire crotch*." First time I'd ever heard that term for a Redhead. I just informed him that it did absolutely nothing for me.
Any guys on the board do this? If so.. Why? Share with the class.
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Ive had a guy blow on me before on stage. I really dont get it, and its weird, heh.
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Originally Posted by FoxyRoxIt
In my club no contact is allowed so I figure they want to touch me with something so bad that they'll settle for touching me with their breath, or they want to make my nipples harder.
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There is contact in my club, and custys still do that... I dont get it either!! I do get the nipples hard thing, even though it's annoying as hell!! My nipples always look hard because they are big, and yet they want more...:O Sometimes, i think that men have NO IDEA how to trun women on! But then again no boyfriend has ever done that to me in bed.
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I've posted on this before, I don't get it myself....I would think the last thing a guy would want is the air he blows on a dancer being expelled back at him(most likely happens more in nude clubs)....I mean let's face it, the orifices he is blowing air, or trying to, aren't meant for air to be blown into and the air does need to be ejected back out........:smellie_p :butthead: :cloud9: :yikes:
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That's a gross thought Blade.
When I'm hot, sure, it's nice. But when you're trying to turn me on, I just want to laugh. I think it's funny when they do it to you on stage and they look like they're going to pass out from blowing so hard. When they have beer breath, it's not exactly a nice thing to do.
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There's a lot of things I don't understand in strip clubs - wadding up dollar bills, wearing unhealthy shoes, spanking oneself, licking one's nipple, hanging out one's tongue as a "sexy" look, and blowing on a lady - yeah, I don't get it, but I don't set the rules of behavior.
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We've all talked about this at work too and haven't been able to figure it out either.
In general when someone does it to me it goes something like this:
Guy: *blows*
Me: Omg! Are you ok?!
Guy: *confused look* Uh ya? I'm ok?
Me: Oh good! *smile* I thought you were having an asthma attack or something!
The usually stop after that lol!
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Originally Posted by foxyroxit
Not only do these guys blow air on me, they do it with passion, some of them will even close their eyes and just blow away.
For some reason, this had me rolling with laughter...I guess because I've seen guys do it too - eyes closed, lips pursed, and they gently shake their heads as they blow. I stopped one time and just looked at the guy until he opened his eyes and gave him a look like "WTF?".
I don't mind the blowing (it's funny to me) - it's better than them trying to touch me!!
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LOL!!!!! Take Blade's thought into consideration and next time you're asshole being blown on, foof in the custy's face, wink, and say "Right back at ya babe!"
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Originally Posted by Sirona
We've all talked about this at work too and haven't been able to figure it out either.
In general when someone does it to me it goes something like this:
Guy: *blows*
Me: Omg! Are you ok?!
Guy: *confused look* Uh ya? I'm ok?
Me: Oh good! *smile* I thought you were having an asthma attack or something!
The usually stop after that lol!
LMAO! I am definitley going to try this some day. Although, as has been pointed out, it is one of the LESS repulsive things custyies do!
OTOH, now the cops are looking for a guy in my area who has TB. He hangs out is the strip clubs on my strip . . . . don't think I want HIM blowing on me!
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Once in a while,a customer will blow on me.On my neck or my back,I don't mind,but not on my crotch.
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LOL, the thought of blowing on a dancer has never crossed my mind. LOL, I don't think I'd do it. I always keep my breath fresh when I go, and keep it that way, but I still don't think they'd appreciate that. Doesn't do anything for me, and probably less than that for her. My ex told me the only time blowing on her felt good was when someone was lightly blowing air on her area while they were going down. IMO, that and lightly blowing on the neck ar the only times it's sexy. :)
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Originally Posted by Sirona
We've all talked about this at work too and haven't been able to figure it out either.
In general when someone does it to me it goes something like this:
Guy: *blows*
Me: Omg! Are you ok?!
Guy: *confused look* Uh ya? I'm ok?
Me: Oh good! *smile* I thought you were having an asthma attack or something!
The usually stop after that lol!
This is very funny,got me laughing!
I work in a nude no-contact stage show only club and occasionally you'll feel a guy blowing air,but not on your back or other body parts,but right on your crotch or ass.This makes me instantly mad.A few times,I would stop dancing,face him,look him in the eyes and ask him without yelling or overreacting :"Now seriously,why did you do that for?".Usually they will feel embarrased and apologize after that,but not every time.
I too would like to know why they do this.
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Yes they do..lol. I have no idea what they are trying to accomplish by doing that.
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<groan>... yes, I have, and its just plain dumb.
I find it completely irritating. for some reason, it makes me want to snap when some ass starts blowing on me. This was my response to a recent blower:
me: uh, what are you doing
him: blowing on you
me: can I ask why?
him: because, it feels good for you
me: oh yes, how'd you know. (rolls eyes) Being blown on turns me on soooo much. Please, whatever you do, dont STOP! ooH oooh! yes, yes, keep going baby!
I finished with a complete fake orgasm while standing straight up in front of him. He had this *wtf is she doing* look on his face. needless to say, he was perturbed, but that was just one blower too many for me that night! UUGGGHHH!
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::)
I think the blowing is amusing, and definitely NOT a turn-on, but whatever...
There are a lot more offensive things to worry about.
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Some of these responses are classic. Next time a fool blows on you, tell him how much his lung power impresses you and ask if you can borrow him for a few hours next weekend seeing as how your Craftsman broke and you have nothing to blow the leaves off your lawn. ;D
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Its so wierd when youre on stage and they blow on you??? WTF....do you think Im going to bust out w/ a huge orgasmic grown...no.
I had a guy blow on my cooch when I was on stage and I turned around and gave him this scary look and didnt come near him for the rest of the night. It wierded me out the 1st time....I dont care just dont blow in my holes.
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So we're talking full-on blowing here obviously, not just a contented sigh/exhale.
I know! It's because they...uh...ah, hell, I got nuthin'. ::) Hell, I breathe through my nose to avoid the aforementioned potential bad breath issue. Besides, you smell good.