Mr. Hero-- Has money and wants to rescue girl from the evil clutches of the life, commonly gets involved in club buisness that doesn't concern him.
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Mr. Hero-- Has money and wants to rescue girl from the evil clutches of the life, commonly gets involved in club buisness that doesn't concern him.
Mr Pisstake: Always looks at you like he wants a dance. You go over and he tells you ''maybe later'', you leave and 2 seconds later he grabs the next girl he sees and takes her private.
Do you prefer "You so ugly! Ow! My eyes! The ugliness! Oh! My brain hurts! Bad dreams! Bad dreams!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Malibu
Mr. Cheapskate: Comes in, gets a beer, sits in the second row or at the stage, never tips, and when he's asked if he wants a dance, he says he only comes here to get a beer and enjoy the scenery. I say take yer ass to a damn sportsbar.
Mr. Lonley Loser: Sits in the farthest, darkest corner hoping not to be discovered. But when a girl approaches he bombards her with personal questions and talks her ear off about how much of a loser he is (or an untrue, exaggerated story about how much of a NON-loser he is) and gives the girl no opportunity to speak. When asked to have a dance he offers a drink instead and expects an hour's worth of company
Mr Fuck my night up-He used to tip 20 bucks for the same 3 GnR songs(same got dammed freekin songs,IN ORDER,EVERY FUCKIN NIGHT)now he only tips you 1-2 bucks and a handshake hello and still expects the same got dam songs,in a row of course.
Then if its a slow night,he is the same guy who pays the top 2-3 girls early out fee and takes them all out drinking while im left short girls for the rest of the night.
Mr Fuck my night up,
i call him "Fucker" for short.
If he didnt take such good care of one or two of the girls,who in turn take good care of me,I might not like him as much as i do.
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Originally Posted by merely_lurking
IMHO, I hate taking my clothes off for men who simply want to oogle naked girls. If we got a cut of the cover charge, then I might not have a reason to bitch, but hey, you come into a strip club, realize the girls dont do it for their own entertainment, they do it for a living.
Mr.I Forgot My Wallet:This guy will call you over to sit and chat and when you ask him if he wants a dance,he says he forgot his wallet in his hotel,car,etc.Hate these types.
If someone doesn't want to buy any dances, cest la vi, but a few bucks at the stage every so often should be at least minimal. If someone can't afford to part with a five dollar bill a few times in a couple hours, why are they in a SC in the first place? Must like dirty looks, i guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by RetiredDancer
I agree ^
Christ, Deogol and ML, I think this thread is supposed to be fun spirited response to the "Typical Stripper" thread. You didn't see all of us "defending" the stereotype because we know its somewhat myth, somewhat reality......jeez, no sense of humor :(
Mr stir shit up-
he is the regular who has 2-3 "favs"who are all working on the same SLOW night and he is trying to bounce between them all at different tables,on different sides of the room.
That ones actually fun to watch as long as you stay out of the dressing room with the "favs rampage".
Im kinda fond of him also.;D
Mr. 2 -4-1.
Tries to bargain the dancers for free or discounted lapdances. Never tips onstage. Moves around the club to various areas so that management can't find him to kick him out. Always claims that dancer x, y, and z always give him 2-4-1 because he is a pimp like that. Dissapears as soon as a lynch mod starts to form looking to kick out his scrub ass.........
You're right, I think I was being a bit of a sourpuss in retrospect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Katrine
Mr DJ Wannabe,
Criticizes the music you play and suggests gangstah rap or Techno (coincidentally, his favorite kinds of music) instead. claims to have been the Top DJ in some faraway city, though never worked at a strip club. claims to be able to "get the house jumping", if only you'd let him take over the booth for twenty minutes. Doesnt tip very much to the girls, never buys shows either. Just wants to hang-out
Mr Jukebox,
Requests songs for the DJ to play, but doesnt tip him to play them. He want you to play them "just to be a good guy". if you dont play the song, he starts yelling from the seat for you to play it or keeps coming back to the DJ booth asking when his song is coming.
I dealt with my latest Mr Jukebox when he came back to the booth asking how soon his song was playing. I looked into my impromptu tip jar, saw nothing and told him "I have no idea." With no tip forthcoming, I didnt play it. He tried to get a girl to request it and i asked her if he tipped her for the request. He hadnt, so I told her I didnt have it
I think there's already somewhere between 85 and 1032 threads on the "do you have to spend more than the cover charge" thing. It's very polarizing and agreement will never be had, nor will anyone be convinced.Quote:
Originally Posted by RetiredDancer
Anyway, stereotypical customer. Filthy heavy breathing raincoater. That's why the rest of us are always sure that strippers are going to see us as different and fall in love withy us cause we're such nice guys.::)
It's such an eye opener when, one day, you realize that you're surrounded by nice guys. And, that book, "To Serve Man" ---It's a cookbook!:O
mr.PARTY til we puke: wants you to drink til you vomit.
after passing out and on his way out the door still tries to buy you a drink!
as the bouncers remove him for climbing on stage to help you BREAK IT DOWN
he screams woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
fuckin yeah party man!!!
Mr. Sweatpants: He comes to the club wearing old dirty pain-stained sweatpants that portrude at the knees and buttocks with no underwear. He's a close talker and wants you to tell him all about your sexual experiences. When you go for a dancce he wants to give you a "massage" and claims it's for your pleasure. When his little poker starts to get hard he wants you to grind him while he sounds like he's having an asthma attack
ewwwwwQuote:
Originally Posted by Meea
not to mention his shaky hands!!!