Hey this is a bit random but whats the funniest/weirdest/worst stripper names any of you girls have come across in your clubs??
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Hey this is a bit random but whats the funniest/weirdest/worst stripper names any of you girls have come across in your clubs??
Here's an old thread entitled "Worst Stage Names...."
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34300
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For me some are just funny like "chocolate" or "yummy"
But the one that sticks out for me is "Orphelia"
wow you actually know of somegirl that uses "chocolate" or "yummy"!thats quite impressive. The only one I remember from a club near me was "bunny" which I found a little odd but i xpect Il come across way more!!
there are girls at work named 'sassy' and 'a million'. i find those pretty amusing.
Oh! Oh! I have one!
I girl I work with uses "So Soft" as her name. Not only is it wierd sounding, but nobody can remember it! People are always asking me, "What was that girls name? Sonia? Sofie?" One of my regulars calls her "so-so."
lol colleen that is hilarious!! "So Soft" wow wat was she thinking!!(P.S Im not being a bitch just gently playing!!)
The worst are: Sparkles, Precious, Fairchild, Bobo...etc
Oh part of my upcoming comic is going to address all of the overplayed ones like Chocolate, Treasure, etc... I could rant for hours about the insane number of people who use the same recycled names (types of candy/chocolates, cars, etc).... but the weirdest?
Spike (and she had it legally changed to that)
Skittles
LaLa
P-nut
Plastique
Lil One
Smokey
Corona
Tanqueray
Tequila
Hennessy
Plush
*facepalm*
Or a few girls have gone and added Lil' to the beginning of their names to follow the rap trend, I guess...
Lil' Ann
Lil' Desire
Lil' Mocha
*head+desk*
And the silliest feature name ever: Rio Rivers. Dur.
Cotton Candy and Pepsi
Cotton Candy sounds like a porn star name from the 80s. But... Pepsi????!?!??!!
:O
Mercerdes is OK, Lexus, Beemer, and othe car associated names drive me up the wall, no pun intended. Candy, Tasty and Lolipop are ick. Funniest one was Lethal Weapons, she had big Biiiiiig tata's.
Hahahaha girls this thread is even funnier than i expected some of them are UNBELIEVABLE!!eeeewww to all brand names/cars and lil's. loving these replys, keep em comin!!
Just heard this one Monday night - Supernova.
Does she randomly explode on stage? If she doesnt, I'd be very dissapointed.Quote:
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whiskey because she was alway's drinking that.
LOL @ Paige - no, there's really nothing "super" or "nova-ish" about her, bless her little heart.
"Whiskey" is funny. Hmm, maybe I should go by "Dirty Martini" or "Rumpleminze". White Zinfendel (sp) wouldn't really go with my look unfortunately ;)
hey paige, just get off the thread 4 one sec iv gotta tell u Iv just been on ur website and some of those photos are fantastic, ur looking good honey!!
tinkerbell
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Awww! Thank you. :D
while i was working in vegas i worked with a yound lady Named Pie...she was a very sweet girl and after a while i kinda just loved the name ...but yet its still funny...lol!
I know a Cricket. Not quite sure why, but it took my sober self about four times of hearing it before I realized I really was hearing it correctly.
Years ago, I knew a Lucky. That's the name of a three-legged dog, not a stripper.
Monet. Not only is it tacky (IMO) to have a name that sounds similar to "Money" but to name yourself after an artist whose work might look great from far away but looks like crap up close.... that's just wrong.
The new club I'm at has a "Snow" which brings up in my evil mind cocaine. :P
ha ha we had also a dancer who named her self snow-white....
but she really got the look like her.... white skin ,long black hair and very red lips!
ps.... only she didn't bring her 7 dwarfs with her ~lol~
LMAO ick, that was hilarious!!Quote:
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