Funny stories? Ladies please share!
I was working at this club in Florida ( like there's tons there ) and we all use 'weave' or hair extensions at one time or another - anyway, this cute little girl was on stage with her -hair by bobby- ( bobby pinned in ) so shes bopping and her hair flies off! Right into the guy I'm sitting with lap, okay so now things start to get freaky. He freaks out, starts screaming about things coming to get him and all I can do is sit and stare. But wait, it gets better!
He tries to 'kill' her hair by stomping on it. What am I doing? Umm, sitting and trying not to hurt myself by laughing. I had to get up and go take a breather in the dressing room when she came up to him and with an indignant sniff told him that she was very upset that he killed her hair. Oh my goodness. I was giggling about that ALL night long.
Thats my funny story.
Rhiannon
Southern 'gal and sister in the thong brigade.
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besides queffing (sp) that sounds pretty funny
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one time i queffed during a lap dance
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I had a couple squares of toilet paper stuck in the back of my black thongs and didn't know it (I was in a hurry in the bathroom! ::) ) and a customer pointed it out to me on stage and said "What a pretty bow!"
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A guy found out my best pal and I were dancing together and asked if we would kiss eachother in front of him.
I said, "No, that would ruin my lipstick."
She said, "No, that would ruin our friendship."
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i had in a hair peice (like a ponytail) and i was totally rockin' out to this song and it went flying off
more recently, i was giving a guy a lapdance and i think i farted in his face. i didn't hear anything but i felt it and was sure he could smell it (i was sick that day). he bought a second dance though so i don't feel too bad about it
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When I first started dancing I forgot to tuck my tampon string in, and a guy points at it and says "Hey, you've got a string hangin' outta your ass"!
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ditto on the toilet paper! lol!
after i was told by a customer, i mused to him that i should tip him from now on. we had a good laugh about it. at least he was a good sport and didnt freak out.
pre-floor/stage butt checks from now on....
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One time I was on stage with brand new shoes and fell flat on my ass. I raised one hand in the air and shouted "I'M OK!!" and carried on..