I guess you are all wonder where I have been. I sold my house and business. Left my wife and kids and found the women of my dreams here.
OH SWEET LIFE. Spank Me.
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I guess you are all wonder where I have been. I sold my house and business. Left my wife and kids and found the women of my dreams here.
OH SWEET LIFE. Spank Me.
LMFAO.. That's great!
Ive seen it all now !
Omg one of the ladies love a "Romantic evening out." I guess you provide the pick axes.
Is this site for real???
There's also http://www.writeaprisoner.com
I wish they put the reason why they are behind bars, but I guess like most prisons they are all innocent.
I like how some say they are willing to relocate and they'll have like a 50 year sentence. Doesn't look like they are going to be relocating anytime soon....
Yep.. That site even let Susan Smith (The scumbag who rolled her car, with her two small children inside, into a lake) have an ad there. She took it down herself shortly after it was created because of all the publicity and "negative letters" she had received. (Guess she wanted "nice" responses? Pfft.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stipperella
Yeah, that was my first thought as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by onlythebest
Other thoughts were...
What are they in for? I mean if I'm going to pretend to be Blade and set him up a hotty, I want to make sure I get him a good Grade-A psychopath serial killer. :rotfl:
Why no Asian women? What? No Asian women commit crimes?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I like this one!
Honest loyal and caring... but release date is 12/2045. Ya must have done some wild shit to get that kind of sentence!
What the hell is that hot chick doing in prison?! Damn!!! :O I must be naive... I thought chicks in prison were fugly..... she's hotter than me (imo). Doesn't look like there's a whole lot going on in there though...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deogol
Here's WriteAPrisoner's write-up on her: http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-762120Quote:
Originally Posted by erotictonic
I guess she must have done the ultimate bitch slap. :D
Odd. I click through probably over a hundred to see what they were in for on WriteAPrisoner and not a single one was in for prostitution. Being a libertarian, I'm glad ... but I thought that was a crime where you served time. Or is it just a monetary fine? Then again, maybe prostitution is no longer illegal in the US. Yeah, that must be it. :rotfl:
Jesus, she must have battered the other bitch very severely:-[Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin Pie
Yea... I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley.... :OQuote:
Originally Posted by sol_de_pr2
Another one for murder.
Don't want to be sleeping with her in the house with sharp objects. Now I am paranoid - but I think I would have reason to be paranoid with her around!
I seem to see a pattern here. My ex was VERY good looking and it seems like the good looking girls are psycho-bitchs! They are just waiting to hurt ya! :P
She prob killed her abusive shithead bf... she looks too nice to commit murder... but then again... I might be FOOLED }:D Exactly who would fall for these descriptions? "I am the nicest, most innocent girl in the world, and I am looking for a prince to take me away on a white horse" heh. And the bitch committed murder... damn liars. Of course, unless they murdered their bastige ex bf, which I am sure is what they will try to convince you of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deogol
You see a battered woman - I see an insurance money killer.Quote:
Originally Posted by erotictonic
Hey, could be either....Quote:
Originally Posted by Deogol
Yea, but it is more fun to fill the blanks in ourselves isn't it?}:DQuote:
Originally Posted by erotictonic
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-01207020
I like this one. Look what she's in jail for. }:D
What if it's an insurance money killer who is also battered?! Then what?! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deogol
She is the "pin up" girl for trouble!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin Pie