Stripper Web the murder mystery
Before I begin let me just say when I dream I dream weird shit and usually I don't remember my dreams, this is a look into my head for anyone sick enough to want to know what goes on in there.
Pryce - rogue cia agent who was killing anyone who joined his message board
Djoser - first to die
Rhiannon - intended to be second victim
Mojojojo - Pryces accomplice
Mr.Christopher and myself - the investigators
Girl Friday - our secretary
Backdrop - a pier on some dark ass waterfront, barrels and crates all around
Pryce(talking to Mojo about the first victim) " He's a dj who plays music FOR the dancers, he has to die."
Mojo "I agree, anyone who is in it for the dancers needs to go, oh shit here he comes now"
Pryce pulls out automatic assualt rifle and yells" Hey music man, I told you I wanted to hear MY music not the strippers last night!!!" Pryce opens fire and kills Djoser
Mojo "Now we have to get that bitch Rhiannon...too bad she lives in hickville nowadays"
Pryce "Oh we'll get her soon enough"
fade in to dingy office space with 3 desks a hot marlene deitrich type tapping away at an old computer
GF "Chris you and Blade need to hit the pier, Djosers body just washed up minus his fingers"
Mr. Christopher and myself in unison "Christ another dj without his fingers?"
the alarm goes off waking me up........
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LMFAO You suck, Blade! :neener:
This wasn't one of your weird nakey dreams was it? Because you dreaming of Pryce and Mojo nakey would be a little disturbing, yet strangely arousing.
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If anyone is having dreams about Mojo naked, then they must be a goth.
::)
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LOL Doc. Yeah, that's a sure sign!
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Originally Posted by Blade
Before I begin let me just say when I dream I dream weird shit and usually I don't remember my dreams, this is a look into my head for anyone sick enough to want to know what goes on in there.
Just goes to show, sometimes you can tell a book by its cover. :D
I've always thought of Blade as the SW guy i'd be most afraid of if I passed him on a dark street and the guy I'd most want getting my back in bar fight.
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Nice. So were we in like rumpled suits and fedoras in the classic film noir style? Were we all chainsmoking? I've been having strange dreams about work a whole lot lately as well. I take it to mean I am there entirely too much.
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Originally Posted by MrChristopher
Nice. So were we in like rumpled suits and fedoras in the classic film noir style? Were we all chainsmoking? I've been having strange dreams about work a whole lot lately as well. I take it to mean I am there entirely too much.
Yeah we had the whole look goin, it was wuckin feird I tell ya
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Originally Posted by Destiny
Just goes to show, sometimes you can tell a book by its cover. :D
I've always thought of Blade as the SW guy i'd be most afraid of if I passed him on a dark street and the guy I'd most want getting my back in bar fight.
Lol, ask the swers who met me I'm a big ole pussy cat...however I have to admit to a fondness for bar fights, so of course I got yer back!
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::goes into witness protection program::
LOL
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You can run, Rhi...but you cannot hide. Although at this point I appear to be merely an apprentice, I have honed a tremendous number of skills and am simply patiently awaiting my opportunity to head off on my own at the same level as my instructor. At that point, we will be a nearly unbeatable team and Blade stands to lose control of both the physical circumstances as well as his own sanity...that, of course, being a very short drive.
<anxiously awaiting the sequel>
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You can't kill me that easily...that was a patsy they did plastic surgery on to make him look like me.
That's why they cut off the sucker's fingers, so the fingerprints couldn't be checked.
I am the Russian hit man the dancers pitched in and hired to kill the guy who keeps playing fucking Led Zeppelin over and over and over again. That will be a real pleasure, trust me...
You laugh, but I have had people tell me I look like that so many times, lol--like the last time I went out. Time for a new avatar picture.
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Glad to know that I was NO way near this one!! LOL.. spicy food before bed Blade?
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Ahhhh, the plot thickens! You would have initially thought that Pryce and I cut off the fingers of the victim. But no! It would now seem that DJoser came along AFTER we killed the patsy, and then removed the fingers as a cover up!
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Originally Posted by Gynger
Glad to know that I was NO way near this one!! LOL.. spicy food before bed Blade?
LOL...I'm sure he didn't really finish his dream. You know he's got a threesome in there somewhere...with you...he...and Dea...LOL ;)
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Blade, you're awesome, I love ya; but for your sakes and all of ours, PUT THE BONG DOWN!!! :bong: