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Silly List Of Things To Do...
...or at least joke about doing...
So once upon a time, in a Live Journal far, far away, I once made a list of silly things to do at the bar.
Kinda like that list of silly things to do at WalMart, only not.
So I decided to share. Smack me for it later, plzkthnx.
Stupid Fun Things To Do At Werk Checklist:
Get drunk and dance to The Time Warp. Check.
Get drunk and dance to Dont Touch Me (Brak).
Dance to Detachable Penis. Check.
Get drunk and do the Snoopy Dance.
Have a Spaceballs moment and dance like Barf did to Raise Your Hands. Check.
Get drunk and dance to I Wish You Were A Beer. (Kudos to who remembers this song. Major kudos to who remembers the band. OMG KUDOS to who can find me the lyrics)
Dance to Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (As made semi-famous from this animation). Check.
Use a pumpkin-shaped candy bucket on Halloween for tips, and hold the handle with my ass. Check.
Get drunk and dance to Anthrax's Im The Man.
Dress up like a sexy nerd and dance to All Your Base?
Threaten to dance to Dragostea Din Tei (made famous by this lil video)!
I'm sure I'll think of more, and post them here. What about you guys? Ever done anything outrageous just for laughs? Ever threaten to?
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That is too funny. One night at work no one was tipping, just sitting around like a bunch of toads so I decided that instead of working my arse off to a song I really like I would dance to "Dancing With Myself" lol. It actually drew a bunch of people to the stage, guess they felt sorry for me!
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Why get drunk to dance to those songs?? It's just as amusing sober! So, here's the ones I have done (drunk or sober):
Chocolate Salty Balls by Chef (Southpark)
Anything by Frank Zappa
You'd be surprised by the audience reaction...;D
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Chocolate Salty Balls is THE best song! I would never have thought of that. Anyone with 1/2 a sense of humor would appreciate that. And Paige, If my bf saw a beautiful girl dancing to anything Anthrax, I think he'd die right there. Good ones, guys.
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Hahaha, you're too awesome for those! :) I've talked about dressing up in a spy-girl outfit and dancing to "Das Uber Tuber" by Ookla the Mok [can be heard here: http://www.otmfan.com/mp3/Das%20Uber%20Tuber.mp3] but it's such an unusual group I don't think anyone would recognize it. Or one of their other songs.
At my club I think you can request your own music for shower shows, anyone want to front a two-girl sudsfest to the tune of All Your Base and some other nerd tracks? ;)
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Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
...or at least joke about doing...
Threaten to dance to Dragostea Din Tei (made famous by this lil video)!
The first 20 second or so of that video are GOLD! ROTFLMFAO!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
Get drunk and dance to I Wish You Were A Beer. (Kudos to who remembers this song. Major kudos to who remembers the band. OMG KUDOS to who can find me the lyrics)
Cycle Sluts From Hell right?
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Originally Posted by Sirona
Cycle Sluts From Hell right?
Yes indeedy! ;D
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Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
Get drunk and dance to I Wish You Were A Beer. (Kudos to who remembers this song. Major kudos to who remembers the band. OMG KUDOS to who can find me the lyrics)
Heh I remember this song.
I'm going to try and hunt down the lyrics for ya. They've gotta be buried somewhere.
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I just do the sprinkler when no ones watching. :P
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LOL, what's the sprinkler??
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Use a pumpkin-shaped candy bucket on Halloween for tips, and hold the handle with my ass. Check.
I am so doing this next Halloween, I'm excited. Funny thread.
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I do mine waaaay cutier than these people!!;D/:O
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I just do the sprinkler when no ones watching. :P
Why wait until noboby's watching? That kind of funny stuff needs to be shared!;D
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OH, thank you. I had forgotten all about that song "detachable penis". I'm gonna DL it right now.
I dance to the Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly when noone is tipping.
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You forgot one..........get drunk and do the Carlton dance to Apache by the Sugar Hill Gang......sadly I have done this on stag before.
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OOH! How about that one by Bloodhound Gang that goes "The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying..."
I always get a kick out of that one!!
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I always love seeing grils dance to silly shit and I think most guys get a kick out of it as well. :)
I'm bringing in the Family Guy's version of Can't Touch This for one of our whackier girls. :D
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Get drunk and dance to I Wish You Were A Beer. (Kudos to who remembers this song. Major kudos to who remembers the band. OMG KUDOS to who can find me the lyrics)
Ahh yes, from the last days of heavy metal. CSFH was actually a group of all-female vocalists backed by an all-male thrash band.
http://user.tninet.se/~cxq849j/bild/Sluts.JPG
I remember one gal in CSFH referred to herself as "Venus Penis Crusher". (See pic).
The title line is all I can remember from "I Wish You Were a Beer". The rest of the song was pretty much shouting and guitar riffs. Yes, I have seen a few gals dance to it over the years and it worked like a riot every time.
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We had a slow spot at work, and I danced to "Gorillaz-Clint Eastwood" and "Detachable Penis" as a set. I was completely sober:P I needed some cheering up and that did the trick. I also danced to "Black sheep of the family by John Anderson."
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Put on the gangster outfit (fedora, pinstripes, the works) and danced to "Amish Paradise" and "Inflatable Woman" in a set:D
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A few nights ago our manager bet one of my co-workers I'm not sure how much, to get up on stage wearing a face pack - you know the clay mud mask type - and she did! She looked like a black and white minstral, it was pretty funny!
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Dress up like a sexy nerd and dance to All Your Base?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!! Buahahahahahaha... I'm so there.. oh yes. I can wear my glasses; I need a break from my contacts anyway and I AM a sexy nerd (sometimes). Maybe I can get Katrine to do a double show with me!!!! I just need to find a pocket protector now... :smiley_ne Or.. or... an ANIME character!!! w00t!
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Originally Posted by Veronika
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!! Buahahahahahaha... I'm so there.. oh yes. I can wear my glasses; I need a break from my contacts anyway and I AM a sexy nerd (sometimes). Maybe I can get Katrine to do a double show with me!!!! I just need to find a pocket protector now... :smiley_ne Or.. or... an ANIME character!!! w00t!
I do a KILLER robot!!!!! :D
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Originally Posted by phillydj
You forgot one..........get drunk and do the Carlton dance to Apache by the Sugar Hill Gang......sadly I have done this on stag before.
Back in my customer days, there was a guy who was pals with a lot of the girls (at the club I was a regular at) who would randomly jump on stage and do the Carlton Dance. And they always let him. It was THE best thing I've ever seen in my life. LMAO!!!!
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Originally Posted by Veronika
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!! Buahahahahahaha... I'm so there.. oh yes. I can wear my glasses; I need a break from my contacts anyway and I AM a sexy nerd (sometimes). Maybe I can get Katrine to do a double show with me!!!! I just need to find a pocket protector now... :smiley_ne Or.. or... an ANIME character!!! w00t!
You + Katrine(nerd or anime) = me + in love. I want pictures!
And/or video feed!!!!!!