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Ever heard of Gary Broski?
Gary Broski is the author of a book titled "How to Date a Stripper". It paints a very demonic view of strippers. Examples: manipulative, pathetic, money hungry sharks... "It should be titled "How to lay a Stripper"... Anyway, being the curious man that I am, I bought the stupid book for $25.00... Needless to say, I did not get laid as promised. Please stop laughing ladies! :'( I practiced his "technique" to the letter, and frankley got bored with trying. My question is "trying to have a one-night stand with a stripper" the most offensive thing a guy can attempt to do in a sc? Help me out ladies if you are not too offended! Are there a few strippers who might actually go there?
Thanks for your input,
StripCool
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Re: Ever heard of Gary Broski?
Trying to sleep with a stripper at a SC is
Not the most offensive but, the most retarded thing to do ::)
should've saved your money and spent it on a box of chocolates...
or we always love jewelry :)
why does it need to be a stripper anyway?? (serious question)
side note: ladies watch out for a man named Gary Broski
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Thanks for the truth. I suppose turning 41 may play a part in my idiotic adventures. Honestly, I am an attractive male who is having difficulty with getting older. I suppose I "wanted to conquer a stripper" Probably for the challenge. This sounds bad, I know, but that is my is the honest truth! Please don't shoot me! :-\ Stripdumb LOL
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It might be the truth, and I honestly appreciate that COOL...
But, it sounds like you're willing to hurt someone to reclaim your youth.
Lame.
Somebody out there might fall for it.
But, I think you're going at it for all the wrong reasons.
And that attitude stinks to high heaven.
Quit thinking like an assailant!
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Yes, Peach: I appreciate your feedback... Someone may get hurt... feelings etc.. I have stopped the game! StripCool
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trying to have a one night stand with a stripper is like trying to play a player.
not too likely IMO
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::) ::) If this is a serious post...get a grip on reality.....please...."stippers" are WOMEN, not just "stereotypical objects"....yes they are humans!
Why don't you go to your local bar and find someone, you're chances are better and just pretend she's a stripper for a living. There's your "youthful" fantasy fulfilled.
Oh brother.....men, and I use that word loosely, never cease to amaze me....:boggled:
Not a clue when it comes to women....:noidea:
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hum, well- I guess we could also be flattered and take it that we are pursued as this mythical goddess. So if you meant it like that-- then I won't be offended. You could always go to a SC and hang out, spend money, and if there's someone you like--become a regular, or even ask her out.
Stranger things have happened... but of course be prepared if she says no.
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It bugs me that DANCERS get portrayed by many as some sort of sex crazed porn queens...when in all reality getting laid by a stange chick is way more likely at a dance club or bar (nowadays the girl will probably be wearing something I could use for work! but that's another thread!). What is it about a stripper that is SOOOO compelling...
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Originally Posted by Heaven777
What is it about a stripper that is SOOOO compelling...
Guys usually want what they can't have. :-\
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Be imaginative. Here are some quick ideas.
Get a job in a strippers clothing store, or start a mail order biz.
Go to the same all night restaurants that they do.
Advertise in the local paper for a dinner date.
Start a late night taxi service for strippers (but behave with the customers).
Get your girl friend to take stripping lessons
Build a dance room with a pole in your back yard, and offer to let small groups of girls use it to practice.
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Be imaginative. Here are some quick ideas.
Get a job in a strippers clothing store, or start a mail order biz.
Go to the same all night restaurants that they do.
Advertise in the local paper for a dinner date.
Start a late night taxi service for strippers (but behave with the customers).
Get your girl friend to take stripping lessons
Build a dance room with a pole in your back yard, and offer to let small groups of girls use it to practice.
These ideas will just make him look like a stalker....not cool.../:O
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One thing that guys need to keep in mind is, just because our job requires us to get partially or fully nekkid doesnt mean its any easier to get us to sleep with you than it is anywhere else. Trying to get the cashier at McDonalds to sleep with you isnt easy either. Or the doctor in her office. Or the cop in her squad car. We're working. It's a job, not a dating service. If you want to get laid, go to a regular ol' bar or night club and pick up a single girl, like everyone else.
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Here's a another thread by Mr. StripCool
"Questions to enlighten SC customer"
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50362
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Originally Posted by StripCool
I would like to ask just a a few questions. My intent is to better understand female strippers. I am just a curious man. I do not want to offend any dancers. If you can help please enlighten me.
1. Are most dancers just interested in the money?
2. Are men who frequent SC's looked at as "pathetic" or an "easy mark" ?
3. If a customer just wanted a "one night stand" with a Dancer, is he wasting everybody's time? Is this an impossibility in the SC world?
4. Does this type of work wear on a Stripper's self-esteem?
5. Do Stripper's feel bad about the "social stigma" of this adult entertainment?
Thanks for replying, Unenlightened....
See a common theme? hehehehe
Okay StripCool, sounds like you and RegularInLove have a common interest. You may find some useful info in his thread....
"How to Transform Relationship with ATF"
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49685
Also, if you feel the desire to throw some more money away, here's another book you could try to invest in!
http://www.howtodateanexoticdancer.com/home.asp
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Originally Posted by former_LV_dancer
These ideas will just make him look like a stalker....not cool.../:O
I got the impression that he was after any stripper rather than one in particular. :)
Dating someone in the sex industry can be fun, but you've got to be able to handle the stuff they do at work, and not let it affect the relationship adversely. Talking about it can be fun and a turnon, but only if you aren't going to get jealous.
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Originally Posted by StripCool
Thanks for the truth. I suppose turning 41 may play a part in my idiotic adventures. Honestly, I am an attractive male who is having difficulty with getting older. I suppose I "wanted to conquer a stripper" Probably for the challenge. This sounds bad, I know, but that is my is the honest truth! Please don't shoot me! :-\ Stripdumb LOL
Dude, Buy a motorcycle or get a tatoo or something. Don't go waiving your mid-life crisis around here. You are making the rest of us middle aged,well adjusted SC junkies look bad!
If you are good looking and not a dick-head(which is still up in air, the based on your posts) you will have no trouble finding a woman in a regular bar to help make you feel like a man again...
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Talking about bagging a stripper here is like waiting for a time bomb to go off.
I'm not saying it'll answer your question, but I do think you might get a little more sympathy for your situation at http://stripperweb.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=167
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Originally Posted by StripCool
Thanks for the truth. I suppose turning 41 may play a part in my idiotic adventures. Honestly, I am an attractive male who is having difficulty with getting older. I suppose I "wanted to conquer a stripper" Probably for the challenge. This sounds bad, I know, but that is my is the honest truth! Please don't shoot me! :-\ Stripdumb LOL
"Conquering a stripper" is akin to being the red Queen in Alice in Wonderland - she thought of of six impossible things before breakfast!!!
Phil.
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Does this guy remind you of anyone else with the username intials SC?
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Originally Posted by yoda57us
Dude, Buy a motorcycle or get a tatoo or something. Don't go waiving your mid-life crisis around here. You are making the rest of us middle aged,well adjusted SC junkies look bad!
ROFLMAO!
SC, you need to get some self-respect.
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Buy an 8-ball, a bottle of Patron, a quarter bag of KB, and get a jacuzzi suite at the 4 Seasons. ATM out about $2000. Go to the club. Find the girl who is wobbling around with highly dilated eyes. Make the pitch. It will only cost you about $3k total, but you'll probably get her in the sack if she's wasted enough...maybe ;)
Now, it will cost you more than $25, but unless that book magically transforms itself into a 10" dildo with magical vibrating powers, its not going to do jack shit for your stripper quest.......
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Buy an 8-ball, a bottle of Patron, a quarter bag of KB, and get a jacuzzi suite at the 4 Seasons. ATM out about $2000. Go to the club. Find the girl who is wobbling around with highly dilated eyes. Make the pitch. It will only cost you about $3k total, but you'll probably get her in the sack if she's wasted enough...maybe ;)
:laughing: :laughing: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :laughing: :laughing:
What a lovely and memorable experience...great way to satisfy a mid-life crisis!!!! :thumbsup:
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My question is "trying to have a one-night stand with a stripper" the most offensive thing a guy can attempt to do in a sc? Help me out ladies if you are not too offended! Are there a few strippers who might actually go there?
Wasn't it the SW Wonder Twins, A_Guy and AinNY, that said there was only one way to score with strippers OTC: do them in the ass.
I had suggested the ever-popular blow-on-the-cookie move--strippers just love that shit, (really!), but that was supplanted by the aforementioned anal intrusion method of getting a stripper for HG/OTC action.
So if we rely on losers like Gary Broski who've never scored with a stripper, you can't win. But A_Guy and AinNY were clearly correct--you have to do them in the ass ITC.
Smart dudes, those SW Wonder Twins.
:)
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Originally Posted by Casual Observer
Wasn't it the SW Wonder Twins, A_Guy and AinNY, that said there was only one way to score with strippers OTC: do them in the ass.
I had suggested the ever-popular blow-on-the-cookie move--strippers just love that shit, (really!), but that was supplanted by the aforementioned anal intrusion method of getting a stripper for HG/OTC action.
So if we rely on losers like Gary Broski who've never scored with a stripper, you can't win. But A_Guy and AinNY were clearly correct--you have to do them in the ass ITC.
Smart dudes, those SW Wonder Twins.
:)
:) SW Wonder Twins. Lol. I can't help but imagine them in a Doublemint commercial together.
But CO, you are exactly right. The ass is the only way to catch a stripper. The blowing on the cookie secret got out and became far to popular. No one who goes that direction gets any action anymore. ;)
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Originally Posted by Casual Observer
Wasn't it the SW Wonder Twins, A_Guy and AinNY, that said there was only one way to score with strippers OTC: do them in the ass.
I had suggested the ever-popular blow-on-the-cookie move--strippers just love that shit, (really!), but that was supplanted by the aforementioned anal intrusion method of getting a stripper for HG/OTC action.
So if we rely on losers like Gary Broski who've never scored with a stripper, you can't win. But A_Guy and AinNY were clearly correct--you have to do them in the ass ITC.
Smart dudes, those SW Wonder Twins.
:)
Yes, my wonder twin brother and I were correct. It's the tried and true method. While the blow-on-the-cookie move (aka bock) was popular in the mid-90's, stripper preferences has sadly navigated to green - or browner - passages.
So, again, stick it in the pooper. they like it. seriously. in the pooper.
Even with my pooper success, I am still working on another move termed "the Tomahawk". Details will be revealed soon in a book store near you.