5 Counter productive Pick up lines
5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
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Tack on: "If I flip a coin, what are the odds I'll get head?" ::)
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How about "Lets play house. You be the screen door and I bang you all night".
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LOL... Yep.. I agree with both... especially with the screen door one!
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Pick up lines are silly. Openers are better. Once you've opened her, neg and disqualify her, build rapport, build attraction and then once her buying temperature is high enough, phase shift and go sexual, then on to the fuck-close.
imo.
These guys taught me everything I know:
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Originally Posted by Sh0t
These guys taught me everything I know:
From the look of them, that couldn't be too much!
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"I wish I was a dollar bill stuck in your garter"