Politely reclining the bitten dollar
All right, I'm not much of the dollar biting type... I refer to try to stay well as opposed to inviting common illnesses and who knows what into mouth. However, the customers don't know or don't think about such things; they still approach the stage with dollars stuck in their cleavage (for girls) or sticking out of their mouth (for guys) or prop it up vertically on stage or whatever. I can do my thing, of course, wiggle in front of them or whatever and smile and take it with my hand and say thank you, but I feel like I'm gypping them out of the more exciting show they were expecting.
Do any of you have more ideas on how to be polite, give them the extra show they want, but not take the dollar in your mouth as they ask?
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Good question which i have no answer for. Someone help us.
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Yeah, being somewhat of a germaphobe I'm still still a dollar bite-grabber every once in awhile. It can look sexy, but I do try to avoid it most of the time.
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put your hand in front of your mouth and take the dollar with your hand, giving the illusion that it's in your mouth. Kinda like smoking a cigarette, but don't put the dollar in your mouth
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I think when a guy has it in his mouth he's hoping that you'll squeeze your tits around and pull it out.
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i understand you quite well. i know some girls who pick up dollar bills with their cooches. bad bad bad! you can get stds, yeast infections and vaginitis this way! (i talked to 2 doctors about this). you could pick it up with your boobs- if it's on the tip rail only. i like to 'flog it out of them'. i whack their hand with my whip or flogger to get it out of their hand or off the tip rail. not roughly so it would hurt, but when they see the flogger come close, they let go quite easily. if you want to be silly, take off you shoes and pick it up with your toes. if you're real flexible (lots of yoga!) you can put it in your garter with your toes. quite funny! i've done this a few times.
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Yeah money is gross as hell..grossest shit on earth...it makes my skin crawl thinking about where its been and who has touched. Letting a custy down a little is a lot better than having to put in your mouth *shudder*...trust me they will get over it..just get creative..i saw one girl grab dollar bills with her ass cheeks..not from someone's mouth though lol
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I tell them, "Don't put that money in your mouth! Money is filthy, and my breasts are clean!"
Someone, after seeing me bounce my ass, asked me to pick up a dollar from the stage with my ass. I told him I couldn't pick up dollar bills with my butt as it will only grab onto bills over $50. (had he actually called my bluff, I guess I would have had to do it.)
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It's a big turn off.When that happens I pull my garter or g-string,inviting him to put the money there,but using his hand to do that instead.Money is the dirtiest filthiest thing in this world,it's unbelievable that someone would want to put it in their mouth.
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I politely say, "I'm sorry, I don't take money with my mouth." It usually works. If they cop an attitude, hey, it's only a dollar!
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Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
I tell them, "Don't put that money in your mouth! Money is filthy, and my breasts are clean!"
Someone, after seeing me bounce my ass, asked me to pick up a dollar from the stage with my ass. I told him I couldn't pick up dollar bills with my butt as it will only grab onto bills over $50. (had he actually called my bluff, I guess I would have had to do it.)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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All good suggestions - what I used to do at one club was do whatever they were expecting [if they had the dollar in their collar do the same sighing-in-their-ear, if a girl had put it in her cleavage nose around in her bosom] but just take the bill with my hand, either up front or after.
Had one guy that put the entire dollar in his mouth with only 1/2 inch sticking out so I'd "have" to kiss him. I told him I didn't want it now it was soaked.
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Don't bother with explanations; you're the entertainer on stage, grab the dollar from them, (smiling all seductively into their eyes of course, so they don't mind) and grab the dollar, replace it on them as you like, and take it as you like! Men enjoy a woman taking charge!
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I will usually smile, pull out my garter and grab it from their mouths with the garter. If I don't have a garter, I'll just grab it with my hands and say thanks and that I can't grab it with my mouth. I also pick up money with my cheekies--I always wear shorts so that the money doesn't touch my sensitive areas.
Speaking of which, my son put one of my dollars in his mouth today! Yikes! I screamed, "Yucky!" At least it was crisp...:(