Thought this was funny, yet interesting........
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Thought this was funny, yet interesting........
Where is the funny?
...That was a trip down memory lane:
I thought the same thing about my boobs (I'm a 36C/D), until at 16, Grandma gave me a sweater and I told her my boobs were too small to look good in it.
To which she replied in her midwestern/southern drawl: "Honey, you're stacked!"
Typical conversation for me (Atleast 3 times a week)...
Him: Does size matter?
Me: Yes and no. I'm really small. You CAN be too big. Otherwise, just know what to do with it.
Him: Yeah... Well... We'd have problems. I'm like... 8 inches... 9 sometimes.
Me: You'd have to go shallow.
Him: Well, it's more like 7.
Me: You'd have to go shallow.
Him: Okay, 6. But girthy.
Me: Yeah, it won't fit.
Him: Alright, 5, and normal.
Me: Seriously. Just show me your dick and get it over with. Then show me your tongue.
Him: I don't want a dance.
Uh.... What do you guys think? Me? I don't care. I just like to cum. What's the point in talking about it?
"Seriously. Just show me your dick and get it over with. Then show me your tongue.
Him: I don't want a dance."
That gave me a good laugh.
Well I didn't find the funny part, but I ran home with this article, slapped it down in front of my SO and said "you see! you see that! what you think now???" and she looked up at me with a big tear in her eye and said "OMG! I had no idea. You're a MONSTER! I'm so sorry I doubted"
p.s. j/k ;)
Lock this thread, and lock it fast. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST LOCK THIS THREAD.
:D
J/K
But If I see you posted again, I'm not reading!!!
>Homophobe<
::Mast::
I've played team sports, been to the changing rooms of public swimming pools, been to health clubs. I don't need no stinkin' statisticians to tell me if I stack up (or down) well (or poorly) to other guys. And I don't need no stinkin' shrinks to tell me if I should care. I'm secure with my inadequacies.