I Might be Becoming an ATF! Woot!
Ok, so if I customer comes to see me everytime I dance and:
- spends between $100-500 each time
- takes care of my drinks, food, smokes
- NEVER asks for extras
- watches my beverage
- allows me to dance for other guys while he waits
- knows I trust him enough to pay me at the end, or even owe me if he's short
Am I possibly on my way? Oh goody, goody gumdrops!!!
So the next questions:
- When should I start talking about not making rent and my deathly ill family member who can only get their meds with cash?
- When should I start pitting other dancers against him so I can threaten to kick their asses if they sit with him?
- Oooh, this is a biggie, when can I ask him if we can go SHOPPING???
And of course the clincher:
- At what point is it a good idea to bring up OTC action so I can mysteriously flake on him at the last minute thus further piquing his interest in getting what he wants in the end?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I so funny........
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I think I'm the PL :/
Look for my website in 8 months VOLTAKATRINE.com
Sorry, had to edit. If a single SCJ looked at this and claims not to think for a second and then not squint at her avatar in fear of making an I.D., you're lying.
hahaha
Katrine: why not go for the Jugular, tell him you made some bad decisions when you where younger and now some bad people are coming after you're debt, and that the club went all weird and is donating 5 dollars of every dance to Make-A-Wish Foundation and you're having a hard time affording you're Herpes treatment now that you actually have to pay for the liquer you consume at the bar.
What the hell huh?
JOKING!
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Just go for the mother load Kat, and tell him when your birthday is so he can suggest buying you a present. (Doesn't have to be your REAL birthday of course).
Oh and get a voicemail box too. You know how we PL's think were special just because a hot stripper has given us her phone number and wants us to take her to Carrabbas sometime.
I'd continue here, but going further would be self-flagellation. :-\
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For the stripper out there www.skype.com 12 bucks for a 3 month actual phone number. Checkable on your pc!
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Bleh, he has my phone number, its no big deal. I have a pay as you go throwaway phone, its a bit more expensive than that though. I got skype a while back and never used it.....
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Originally Posted by Katrine
Ok, so if I customer comes to see me everytime I dance and:
yup, he sounds like a real sucker.
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Originally Posted by Katrine
So the next questions:
- simple. pretend to act distracted or worried about something and when the chump asks what's wrong without warning or hesitation. i want you to unleash the biggest f#@king SOB story/boner killing bomb known to mankind upon him and he'll start throwing money at your problem with abandon. otherwise, he'll go batty hearing and seeing you mope all day. trust me, two of my ex-wives were masters at this.
- ASAP. unless, you want the other biatches moving in on your wallet. so, make him out to be a stripper's worst nightmare. tell the other strippers that he pays you in quarters, he always shorts you, he always frees willy, he always asking you for BJs, and for some strange reason, he always asks you to bend over with a penlight strapped over his ear while he lubricating his finger. before you know it, the other strippers will avoid him as if he has the ebola virus. it works for me.
- ask jenny. she's good at getting chumps to take her shopping for doggie coats.
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And of course the clincher:
- again ASAP. it's not like you're going to actually show up. in fact, don't even bother with plausibility. so, tell him that you couldn't meet him because, in addition to being a stripper. you're also, "a world-class heart surgeon/CIA operative/special forces commando and you were called away on a secret mission to Iraq." or "that chatterbox warren buffet called to ask you for investment advice and you just couldn't get him to shut up." or "you had to bail your DUI musician BF..er..brother out of jail after he totaled your new car on the way to band practice." or "you had to rush you cat to the vet because it ate your stash and started to OD.". uh...scratch the last two. they sound a bit too plausible.
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You know how we PL's think were special just because a hot stripper has given us her phone number and wants us to take her to Carrabbas sometime.
all too true. on it's own, a phone number from a stripper is meaningless.
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Kat, here's a test, call him from work on a slow night and ask him to come in. If he shows and spends his usual amount on you, you've got him.
If he shows but says he's broke until payday but just stopped in to "keep you company" you can forget about shopping trips or large-scale grants to the Kat retirement fund... He may be a RIL but a broke RIL is about as useless as tits on a bull.
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..here's a test, ...
Ask him to sell his spare organs to a blackmarket organ/body part broker. If he balks at the idea, tell him how sexy an eye patch is. }:D
A cornea is going for $5000! Kidneys are $20,000!
http://www.multiline.com.au/~donor/black.html
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* Learn to fake a suppressed orgasm. :)
* Learn to suppress the family medical problem until it just comes out on its own in little sniffles and tears. :'(
* Learn to be BPD in a responsible way. :O
* On the first shopping trip, use his money to buy something nice for him. ;)
It's all about faking sincerity. If you can do that, you can rip off anybody.
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Kat, you could always hint that your outfits are for sale. ;)
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Hehehehe, keep 'em coming, very funny.
As ya'll might already know, I don't believe in god but I do believe in karma. I actually have no intention of hurting anyone. I am about to embark on some major life changes and don't need to be fucked from the get-go.
Regarding calling him, he calls or emails me to ask when I'm coming in, so that part is taken care of.
I bought him breakfast after work one night, does that count for the first shopping spree Sporty?
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* On the first shopping trip, use his money to buy something nice for him. ;)
It's all about faking sincerity. If you can do that, you can rip off anybody.
I do that!!
smart tip
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Originally Posted by Katrine
As ya'll might already know, I don't believe in god but I do believe in karma. I actually have no intention of hurting anyone. I am about to embark on some major life changes and don't need to be fucked from the get-go.?
C'mon Kat, don't let your karma run over your dogma, you've got work to do!