Are you lonely tonite?
Wanna chat?
>>>Sad<<<
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Are you lonely tonite?
Wanna chat?
>>>Sad<<<
}:D
OK, it was shot's idea. Too good to waste.
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I'm lonely. ;-;
Group grope in chat!
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I'm a male who likes long walks on the beach, naked women, mutual masturbation and spankings.......
Wanted:
BOB...
Battery operated Boyfriend... short term assignment.. see ticker below.. must not break, must be water proof and must be able to withstand longs periods of time in the dark. Must have a warranty. I have had other bobs but they have failed, must be able to dance and shake my booty all night long if necessary.
Serious inquries only.
BOB-OJOJO!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gynger
Hey...my name IS Bob!LOL!
At home, I like to alternate between watching porn and reading Calvin and Hobbes comics while wearing Saran Wrap. For excitement I enjoy walking into a biker bar and challenging the leader to a fight. I like to walk into Strip Clubs and spout pick-up lines at all the girls who ask for a dance. By day, I am just a mild-mannered programmer....
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Heh...programmers are dumbasses.
Regards,
Web Programmer
Huh? I thought SW WAS a giant personals section! At least, that's how SOME dipshits use it ::) :P
bridgette: says the one with a slave.
You mean I should stop sending out all those groin photos in PMs? I thought that was the surefire way to score with strippers?Quote:
Huh? I thought SW WAS a giant personals section! At least, that's how SOME dipshits use it
Nah, man. Referring to yourself as a "top gun" is step #1 to scoring strippers...Quote:
Originally Posted by Casual Observer
Slave? What slave? Damn I MUST be good if I've got a slave and didn't even know it ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
I know a guy who went up to the dancers in a club and kept telling them "Hey, if you pay me $20 I'll dance for you." He actually got a girl's phone number.
SWM only married six times. Hobbies include bank/wire fraud, illegal wiretapping, extortion, baby seal clubbing, and needlepoint. Seeking like-minded woman for an exotically romantic evening at the tractor pull in Lubbock, Texas followed by a candlelight dinner at Bubbacito's Tacorama and Bowling Lanes.
Haha wow, never been a fan of personals. To buy things...maybe./ Date?? Heeeelll no. Anyways.
is this a setup for some screendoor on a submarine joke?
I agree. Same thing goes with dating services. It would be my luck to find my ideal match is with a truck driver from Dubuque, Iowa who would want me to change my name to Shirley.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverandcold
Um, looking for a big-titted hottie to share erotic times at the beach and in my San Juan apartment;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bridgette
Do the 'tits' have to mammory glands? Cause I got some killer fallen Pecks here.... and I love San Juan...
I'm looking for an attractive woman with motivation and drive, who wants to share life, not leach off it, who is proud of what she can help create, and not hate that I treat it like our baby, who wants to travel and see the world, not the inside of an apartment....Aquire within.
Burned by my own acidic personality....
My last exp. w/personals was w/a guy who decided to phone me @ 1am on a weekday. Btw, I didn't give him my phone number>called him from my cell (@ that time cell #'s didn't show up on caller id, I thought)
I'll bring the thread back on topic.
No personals. It would ruin the site with increased traffic from guys who just want to hook up.
A personals section? I was in chat the other night. I tried to get Shot to sleep with me. He turned me down when I insisted he buy me dinner first. So no personals ads for me. After being turned down like that, my ego is Shot all to hell. If Shot turns you down there is just no hope. :( I did get even though. I took those pics of Shot and posted them on a gay dating site.
Guess I'll have to go back to looking the the groin shots CO PM'd me. }:D