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Well, anyone cheesy enough to try this with me would be awarded the honor of gazing deeply and longingly down the barrel of my gun.
Get a life. ::)
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^What VG said.
I seriously doubt you'll get the welcome you're hoping for.
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Maybe he posted in Coming Out because he's really..uh..coming out and is trying to overcompensate ;)
FBR
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LOL...now THAT was funny!!
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And they say Americans have no sense of irony.
Ok same question, but this time I'm a pirate.
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Then same answer, only this time I have a sword or a machete. :rotfl:
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I dunno Venus. I can't quite picture you with an eyepatch and a parrot. :)
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Aye, matey...step aside while I slice the tongue out of this wretched, foul being...
Is that better? LOL
BTW...I never meant that I was a pirate...only that he'd be soon frenching my sword. I'm still the beautiful enchantress I've always been. ;)
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Originally Posted by KING OF SEX
To get the party started, here's a question for you (girls only).
No, I'm not female, but I do have a question: Will you take my sister on a date when she gets out of prison?
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Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
I'm still the beautiful enchantress I've always been. ;)
THIS goes without saying!!!!
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Originally Posted by lwtex52
No, I'm not female, but I do have a question: Will you take my sister on a date when she gets out of prison?
Why wait? Tell me where she's imprisoned and I will use my ninja powers to sneak into her cell and service her there and then. Of course after she has tasted my awesome love skills she will be ruined for other men, but she might give you another pity-fuck seeing as your family.
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Originally Posted by KING OF SEX
I have deigned to visit your cute little site. Please shower me with your warm greetings/hot pics.
To get the party started, here's a question for you (girls only).
You're in your favourite coffee shop, bored. A tall, handsome man catches you making eye contact with him , and comes over. He doesn't say a word, but just looks at you with a sly half-smile. He begins to slowly stroke your arm.
His gaze hypnotises you, and as he slowly lowers his eyes to your lips you feel them parting involuntarily. He brushes your cheek as he draws your mouth towards his. He teases you with his lips, until you are gasping for his kiss. Finally, after what seems like an eternity waiting for his mouth on yours he brings his lips to your ear and whispers.
'Come with me."
My question is, where is this coffee shop and what time can I find you there?
Sounds like a damned mongoloid! BTW, WTF is "deigned"????
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deign ( P )
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deigned, deign·ing, deigns
To think it appropriate to one's dignity; condescend: wouldn't deign to greet the servant who opened the door. See Synonyms at
To condescend to give or grant; vouchsafe. “Nor would we deign him burial of his men” (Shakespeare).
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Originally Posted by Rhiannon
Thanks, Rhiannon!
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I'm the minority right now..... cheesy pick-up lines crack me up, on the other hand I usually laugh and walk away when they are used on me..... but i still laugh.
I guess all I can say is Welcome.... I think.
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Originally Posted by infra-red
Sounds like a damned mongoloid! BTW, WTF is "deigned"????
Yes, a mongoloid (and I get censored for sayimg 'Yank'??) with a broader vocabulary*than you. Call Alanis.
VenusGoddess, I like feisty. I hope you know how to use that sword or I will have to spank you with it. I think you'd like that though.
Chrissychan, finally a woman with some taste, In fact I think 'cheesy' lines are for dolts, I was just trying to make an entertaining entrance, as my natural awesomeness doesn't quite transfer through the internet. In real life I just go about my life as a natural pussymagnet and take my pick from the tasty babes who throw themselves at me. PM me a pic and I will put you in the queue, hotness permitting.
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Anyone that would use an avatar of David Hasselhoff in conjunction with those Ron Burgundy pickup lines and mentality has GOT to be a friggin' winner... :faint:
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I dunno Venus. I can't quite picture you with an eyepatch and a parrot.
I can.
Hell, I've pictured VG in a lot of outfits...
:)
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Originally Posted by Princess Sex
A real King!
Hey baby, wanna see my castle?
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Originally Posted by KING OF SEX
In real life I just go about my life as a natural pussymagnet and take my pick from the tasty babes who throw themselves at me. PM me a pic and I will put you in the queue, hotness permitting.
What do you think this site is? Somewhere where we will throw ourselves at you? LOL b/c that most likely won't happen!
I'll still welcome you but i hope you quit with the lame lines and the blatent attempts to pick up strippers. You'll have more luck being a "natural pussymagnet" in real life than you will on here.
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Wow a pussymagnet.... And I thought telling people what I did for a living was hard... :O
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Is it the second castle, cos the guy next to it is hot!