Good, relaxed clubs in NYC?
I'm coming to NYC Saturday for a little fun...check out a new photo studio (I'm a semi-pro) and I'm looking for some cool clubs to hang out in. Looking for hot ladies (well, duh!) but I'd rather not get pressured for dances...the project I'm celebrating is good, but not that $$ lucrative...
I'm looking for a more relaxed "local bar" atmosphere, good but not overly busy, etc.
Ideas?
Probably not stayin overnight, just morning/afternoon.
Re: Good, relaxed clubs in NYC?
Hmmm...
NYC is pretty high-hustle and I can't think of any clubs off-hand that have a dayshift. I think some of the clubs around Times Square (Lace, Flashdancers) have a day shift, but they're pretty high-hustle with lots of those hard-working Eastern European girls.
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anything in NJ or on my trip home?
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Manhattan:
Stay away from fancy-pants places like Flash Dancers. They are essentially TGIFriday’s in the nude. They’re also so packed with chiefs that there’s no hope in hell you’d ever get any of the girls to come home with you. The whole vibe when you walk in is “hustle me—I’m a tourist.” The only two places worth checking out in Manhattan are…
New York Dolls (59 Murray St.) You’ll be sitting here for awhile and you’ll ask yourself, “Why do I like this place so much? What is so special about this joint?” And then it will hit you. A lot of girls here have bruises.
Private Eyes (West 45th St.) Though this is way up in midtown, it’s still relatively seedy and there is still a teensy-weensy chance something will happen.
If that still didn’t do it you could always head down to 28th over at Park and Lex. Do you see those slutty-looking girls driving around the block in circles? Those are whores. If you want to engage them make eye contact and say, “Want to go to the hotel on 24th St?”
Queens (Long Island City) As you can see, the Manhattan strip-club scene is not exactly a laugh-riot party. It’s more for the chronically horny. If you’re in a big group and just want to be a stupid idiot you need to take the 59th Street Bridge over to Queens and get out at the first exit. There you have a ton of clubs all in a row on Queens Plaza. The top two are City Scape and Scandals. They’re both the same: illegal aliens from Colombia that are really cool and smart and fun to talk to. If you don’t feel like being hustled they’re fine with it. Especially on a Monday night when nobody’s there. If you want to really explore you can leave the safe nest of Queens Plaza and disappear into the Brooklyn abyss.
Foxes The cab driver will know where this is. It’s not too far from City Scape. This club is fucking seedy and tough and the girls there all have about two kids. Not great for wimps, jocks, and metrosexuals, but we love it here. Come to think of it, 80% of our best quotes come from there. Like the time two of us were there and this Puerto Rican who still lives with her mom goes to one of us, “This one’s way better looking than you but I like you more cuz you a balls-out mudderpucker.” Another great quote came during a lap dance when she grabbed a buddy’s crotch and said (genuinely angry), “Why ain’t you hard?” And finally, the greatest stripper quote of all time happened this one night wherein said dancer had on black Dad socks under her stripper shoes. We were really into it because we’re big into socks, so when we were putting the dollar in her boobs, we go, “We’re really into the socks. It’s kind of raunchy.” Instead of being flattered she assumed we were taking the piss and defensively replied, “They for medicinal purposes.”
Gallagher’s 2000 This place has a weird Russian-mafia vibe that makes it a cross between Foxes and Flash Dancers. It’s fucking huge and fancy but it still has a slight seedy vibe that keeps it from sucking.
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Originally Posted by GiselleQ
New York Dolls (59 Murray St.) You’ll be sitting here for awhile and you’ll ask yourself, “Why do I like this place so much? What is so special about this joint?” And then it will hit you. A lot of girls here have bruises.
I could look at bruises, stab wounds, cut marks, and prison tattoos all night trying to figure out where they came from. One time I couldn't figure out some blotchy clusters of thigh bruises, and the dancer says, "I let guys tie me to a post and whip me with chains." Sometimes you wish you hadn't asked. :O
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Right outsite the Lincoln tunnel is Squeeze
Near newark airport is Lookers and Nardones
Where the turnpike and the garden state parkway meet is delilahs den...go go rama is down the road