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Please just sit still, will you?
Every once in a while I get a custy who jsut will not stop bugging me. I wind up telling him: (In the space of one song)
Please stop spinning on your stool
please don't lick my fingers
please stop trying to rub your knee in my crotch
plese don't try to massage my ass
plese do not give me a back rub
Please do not touch my face
and on and on. I feel like I am dealing with my 4 year old son.
Does anybody have a graceful way to tell them JUST PLEASE FUCKING SIT STILL UNTIL THIS SONG IS OVER??
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If its that bad, just walk away. Yeah you might not make any money, but you wont be in a pissy mood for the rest of the night either.
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... Spinning on his stool?! ... Haha! I tell them, "The bouncer's looking at us...", "The bouncer just tapped me on the back, you're not allowed to do that..." Like, it's not up to me, but that big guy just out of his range of vision may end up throwing him out if he doesn't behave correctly.
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Pin his hands over his head and hold him there for a moment with a devilish smile. He'll get excited about it thinking you are Mistress Colleen tryning to take control. If you do this and straddle him with your knees over his quads, he is pinned down. That should calm him. If not, keep holding him and just tell him.
They're like kittens. Sometimes you have to hold them by the scruff of the neck to "paralyze" them.
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Originally Posted by colleen
Every once in a while I get a custy who just will not stop bugging me. Does anybody have a graceful way to tell them JUST PLEASE FUCKING SIT STILL UNTIL THIS SONG IS OVER??
How about; "I'M A DOMINATRIX - JUST FUCKING SIT STILL UNTIL THIS SONG IS OVER OR I'LL WHIP YOUR ASS!!!!!"
Phil. ;D
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I simply say this is a no touch club. If you touch me again this dance will be finished and you will be escorted out of this club immediately...They usually shape up after that!!!
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How about 'Touch me and I'll touch you back' with your fist clenched?
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Oh god. I had a guy like this on monday. He kept trying to thrust into me when I was on his lap (that is seriously the worst thing ever. Just let me dance, please!) and every time he did thhat I'd get up and hold his legs down until he stopped. He also tried to bite my boob! Thank god it was at the very end the of the song. He didn't speak a word of english, either :(
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If you are coming out of a bikini or can incorporate some kind of scarf into your outfit, just tie his hands up dominatrix style and hold them there. Or tie them up to the chair (always a fun time).
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damn your human octopi are back again...sorry I really dont like guys who do this either. :P
Ill hold his hands for a sec, play cute and say "hehe just let me drive and just have a good time", or if they just keep keep doing it i play and say "im having so much fun but i dont want to end our dance - i cant have you touch me I dont wanna get in trouble". Blah blah ....sobs.if they dont get a clue by that...I stand up and say the dance is over, get my cash (before I say its over) and walk.
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Originally Posted by Katrine
They're like kittens. Sometimes you have to hold them by the scruff of the neck to "paralyze" them.
Katrine, you are the best! I love it!! }:D
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A couple weeks ago I was working at a club in Tampa and I had a guy like that. I made him stand up, bend over, spanked him hard and told him to sit down and behave. The bouncer was rolling on the ground after that :) You have to be careful which clubs you do that in though :) The best was a club I danced at in Pennsylvania. We had private VIP rooms that had chairs with wheels. I had a guy on night start rolling around the VIP room *literally* I just stood up against the wall and waited for him to finish with his fun.
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I have one line:
If you behave, I get to misbehave even more. ;) ;) *devish grin*
I've also employed the "pusedo-dominatrix" move (tie-ing the guys hands up with my g-string, bikini, his tie, my tie (if I'm doing school girl) or something above his head). Or will add distance between us every time he does something I don't like.
In the end, if he is starting to get out of my control I will end the dance early. If they are really bad, I enlist help.
Granted, these guys are the exceptions for me (thankfully).
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OMG! I hate when they try to dance with me...EW! Of course, it's the ones with no kind of tempo, rhythm or anything else. I just look at them with a naughty smile and tell them to let me steer this boat...heh heh heh.
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Ugh. The "get my money's worth" asswipe. Won't let 10 seconds pass without trying to grab, poke or lick. ::)
"HEY!" [stern look] "You know better. I am the driver here." -- as I push his head/hand/whatever down or away. They pretty much always say "sorry" and chill out. If not, the dance is over. Get the money and walk away.
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We have this one customer who is notorious for trying to touch and he knows full well that he's not allowed to. He always spends alot of money inthe club though so they put up with him even though it's stressful when you get booked for a show with him (usually an hour)because you're constantly skipping away from him or having to hold his hands yuk. So anyway last time I danced for him I tied him up with a length of bikini elastic. I explained why at various intervals of the show. I have bought a set of handcuffs incase theres a next time!
edited to add it's club polacy to leave if anyone does try to touch. The dances are payed for up front and theres no refund and the customer gets removed if nessesary.
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One idea if the customer starts getting grabby is to make him sit on his hands and use Bridcgette's "I'm the one driving" line. :) If you know in advance that he's grabby, make him sit on his hands when you start and tell him it will be more fun for him this way anyway.
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THe problem is, theyse guys are not being grabby (by my clubs standards, anyway) or doing anything exactlay "wrong." They are jsut bloody annoying. ANd once they start with one iratiting behavior, I try to correct it, and theyn they jsut go on to doing something else annoying. The whole monolog goes like this:
"Honey, please don't spin in your seat, you'll tip me over. . . . . Sweetie, if you want me to grind, you will have to scoot forward, my leg jsut does not bend liek that . . . . really, it doesn't. . . . oh, that hurts when you try to massage my butt like that . . . . um, no, massaging my kidneys is not any better . . . . I don't think you really want to put my fngers in your mouth, you don't know where my hands have been . . . . . ACK!! That's my femoral artery! PLEASE let go! . . . . . HOney, please stop twisting your seat, you are going to tip me over . . . . "
And on and on. I put up with it because it has been sooooo slow lately (as everybody knows) that it is worth trying to upsell almost anybody.
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Still, tell them YOU are the driver and they need to relax - "be gentle, you're hurting me". They do that stuff because you put up with it. I would stop dancing, give them the stern look, and tell them to either stop with the nonsense and BE GENTLE or the dance is over. And then follow through on your threat if he doesn't chill out. A little extra money is not worth all that abuse.
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Originally Posted by noelle
Oh god. I had a guy like this on monday. He kept trying to thrust into me when I was on his lap (that is seriously the worst thing ever. Just let me dance, please!) and every time he did thhat I'd get up and hold his legs down until he stopped. He also tried to bite my boob! Thank god it was at the very end the of the song. He didn't speak a word of english, either :(
i hate it when they do this. i usually look at them with a sweet smile and say... "did you want me to stop?" and when they say no, i say "well, then you better knock it off or i'm going to"... that usually helps.
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Awesome idea about tying guys up!
I really need to go buy a silk scarf and keep it in my work purse. I wounder if all guys like a little bit of naughtyness or would I only need to use it for the "bad boys"?
Hee Hee, I can see me trying to explain to other custys now......
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I will smile and say flirtatiously (sp?), "I thought you were paying ME to be the entertainer!!"
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I say if you wanna dance honey...you gotta wear mt shoes! They look at my 6 inch heels and then sit still
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I usually just back away and act like terd dancing. Bouncers usually take my cue and come over and tell them no touching. On a side note,I had one guy play the "air guitar" through the whole time i danced for him,and he got multiple dances. I didnt try and stop him,just kept dancing for him.