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Originally Posted by Bella21
Yes, I'm a psyc major, no I don't try to analyze everyone I come across.
I can sympathize with this one, but I will also raise you one.
I tell people that I was a philosophy major and they ask me if I analyze everyone. PHILOSOPHY is not the same as psychology, idiots! Haha. I wonder if I could put my diploma on a wall and start counseling people, that would be a riot.
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Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
My mafia vagina didnt seem to help.
Why would I want to go home with you? Do you have a theme park in your back yard? A 400 inch TV with 800 channels? A pony? No? Ok then really... tell me why I would want to....
Well...I tried.
I love this one. I will have to remember that. ::)
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Its funny how you hear the same 5 stupid questions for a few weeks, then it becomes a DIFFERENT set of stupid questions.
Lately:
No, you may NOT order a hit on my husband.
No, I am NOT ready to get a divorce.
So you want to sleep with me? Good for you. Take a number.
So you know how to eat pussy. What do you want, a medal?
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Originally Posted by colleen
So you know how to eat pussy. What do you want, a medal?
That one is friggin hilarious!!!! LMAO!!!!!
Or this one
Him: "I would eat your pussy all night long"
Me: "Uh, no you wouldn't, I would never let you!!!!"
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"You are too pretty to work here " always puzzles me......does he think ugly girls should be running around? Or is he implying that I should have figured out how to land a rich husband????
Wierd
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Originally Posted by Bella21
Here's one I hear that just bugs me to no end... "Do you like anal, baby?"
"Id love to slide my huge strap on into your tight asshole, honey."
Of course this may make them to nervous to purchase dances from you....
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Originally Posted by Abbeynormal
I need a good comeback for "What turns you on?"
Anyone?
"Money" Thats what I say.
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"Let me get ur number so we can get together, Ill help you with those bills so you don't have to work so hard"
These r always the guys who were "in the bathroom" when I was on stage, "forgot" their money at home so cant buy a $20 dance, let their sister borrow the new car so they say " can I ride home with u so we can chill at ur place"
Cant even tip me a dollar, but they got my bills!! hahahaha
Whats a good line for these guys other than smackin my lips and walkin away?
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How about "You hand over a six-digit figure and I figure you can get my seven digits"
Or
If you don't have dollar for my stage act, where are you going to get two quarters for a phone call?
Or
*actually* roll on the floor laughing your ass off. Get up, start to apologize, burst out laughing again... repeat until he goes away.
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I'm assuming these are all questions that come up during lap dances? As a non-dancer I wouldn't think "how tall are you" would be annoying but I guess anything you hear over and over kinda gets to you after a while. I've only been to a strip club once and got a lap dance as a birthday present. I think I talked to the girl about her tattoo the whole time. Would you rather they just shut up?
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(I found this forum while looking for something on a google search, but I like it here :) so I hope you all don't mind :duck:.)
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Originally Posted by Foxey
"No, I am not from Rhode Island. I am from Vancouver BC. No that is not part of Toronto. No I do not speak French. No I do not say "aboot" or "eh." No I do not like hockey. It is a lot warmer in Vancouver in the winter than it is here. No Canadians do not hate Americans, most Canadians don't really care either way. No I have never owned a dog sled or lived in an igloo."
Well, yeah.....okay......but do you like The Crash Test Dummies? ;D
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Originally Posted by carolina6
I can sympathize with this one, but I will also raise you one.
I tell people that I was a philosophy major and they ask me if I analyze everyone. PHILOSOPHY is not the same as psychology, idiots! Haha. I wonder if I could put my diploma on a wall and start counseling people, that would be a riot.
haha even as a Sociology major i got that question
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Customer: I dont wanna dance, I'd rather take you out for dinner!
Me: I'm not hungry!
Customer: OK, listen have you EVER had a one night stand?
Me: yes
Customer: So all I'm asking is a dinner date.
Me: No, Its dance or moving on.
Customer: Slut, you'd rather have a one night stand then dinner with me.
Me: Of course, that guy was good looking
(walks away fast)
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Well heck if he wants a dinner date, have him send round a limo and expect to pay for you and 4 or 5 of your friends...
Make an evening of it!
;D
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Originally Posted by PorschaM
I. Would you rather they just shut up?
Yes, I would rather they just shut up. Shut up and buy some dances. Because just like in any other business time is money.
I hate it when people ask me, "What are you?" This is the most tacky way possible to ask about ethnicity. I get asked about my ethnicity every time I go to work, and usually several times a night. It gets so old to me. Then they tell me I look exotic.
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My name is Amber... I know you're a trustworthy guy, but my name is really Amber... Ok you got me. I only say my name is Amber because nobody believes my when I say my real name is Mercedes!
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Grrrrrrr........Kathrine I get that one ALL the time my dancer name is Bianca (it sounds real and suits me) but I always get the old
Customer: "Whats ya real name"
Me:BIANCA!
Customer: Yea bullshit!
Me: Its "Rumpelstiltskin"
Customer: >:(
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Customer: Do you do anything besides jsut dance?
Me: Hmmm....Well, I would grind on your cock, but I can't seem to find it.
Only works in a high-contact situation, but you get the picture.
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I'm so sick of the lonely older customers suggesting a good (free) conversation is better then a (payed) private dance. Havent they heard of the Rotary Club or an RSL ???
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Customer: "Oh no I feel like I know you now" (after making small talk for 5 miutes) "and I respect you too much to get a private show"
Me: "Yeah, I know how you feel. I respect you too much to watch you sit at a desk"
And
Customer: "I don't usually come to places like this"
Me: "awww, me niether"
And WHY do they always ask if dancing "turns us on"??? Yes, spreading my legs while trying not to fall off a teeny tiny table in front of a fat overweight man with bad breath is THE BEST!!!
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okay i gotta get in on this its too good!
first and foremost and this is very important please avoid blowing on me knee squeeing me and nuzzling me in the lap dance room and no normally i dont get turned on during a lapdance but its different with you. You're so fun to dance for
custy: how many songs do you want to dance for me?
me: a million 8-) (idiot)
I dont know if this is wyoming specific or not
custy:you need to find yourself a nice man to take care of you and buy you everything you want
me:you seem like a nice guy do you wanna buy me everything i want.
if you can ask for a beer in english you can ask for a lapdance in english and no you cant break the rules just because you pretend you cant seak english (or for that matter if you genuinel dont speak english)
so this girl at my club asks this reglar custy for a lapdance and all of a sudden he can only speak spanish so she ooks at him and goes wat your pein is only this {} big . He poopd right out of his chair and was like "its huge" hehehehe
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oh wait my girlfriend just told me to add her personal favorite custy common line
I used to be a bouncer at a strip club *puff out boney little chest try to look tough*
just makes ya wanna pinch there ittle cheeks and tell them they're cute
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This one drives me nuts and i get it at least once a night:
Him: "How tall are you, like five ten, five eleven?"
Me: "Five Five" then i proceed to take off my eight inch heels
Him: Amazed look like i somehow magically managed to shrink right before his eyes.
So annoying
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Re: Stupid stupid STUUUUPID ANNOYING questions
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Originally Posted by
Abbeynormal
I need a good comeback for "What turns you on?"
Anyone?
Money! Money turns me on. Give me all your money and I'll cum all over you!
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LOL old thread.
I'm not sure I'd get a good customer response if I told them money turns me on...
Maybe though. IDK