custy hit me,and stole my money!!!
im begining to think im jinxed, or bad luck just follows me around like a bad smell, im never short of a rather unglamourous story of drama and trauma. :)
last night, it was a very busy friday night, i was (for the first time since being back in nz) raking the money in,AND in a good mood!! heh i spied a very wasted customer dancing away to the music munching on a packet of chips ( crisps?) and a chocolate bar. lol he was a crak up to watch ,so i decided to take the risk and drag him in for a lap dance. he complied,booking me for half an hour ($80) plus giving me the extra tip i ask for for doign the dance ($80, but he gave me a $100 and said keep the change)
so ten minutes into it, and he was getting rather pissed off at me cos, well, i wasnt letting him touch my pussy. i know, im a bitch!haha
he started demanding his hundy back. i said "nahhh" he made a grab for it, snatched it, and the other $60 i had in my garter, pushed me out of the way, i pushed back, and iwas screaming, like really yelling at him, no one helped...he ran out.with my $160 :(
but he left his wallet!! :)
he had $180 in that, and 3 lotto tickets, and a signed blank cheque!!!
i took the cash and lotto tickets ( ha who knows could win lotto yet THAT would rock!) and believing in bad karma a bit too much, left the cheque.
he never came back for his wallet....all his credit cards, drivers licence etc...lol hes gonna have to cancel the lot- cos there no WAY hed be stupid enough to come back and ask for it. i hope. for his sake.
ahhhh what excitment! :)
it actually got my blood pumping quite a bit, and i went back to the floor, and made a fuck load more money then i could have imagined i was gonna make!
if your wondering where the bouncers were in all of this? they were outside gossiping. the manager was NOT happy.... hehe but its kinda amusing i must say, this was a first for me.
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This reminds me of eurotrip, "I got robbed last night...it was great!"
Not that I condone forgery but if that check just happens to be cashed i dont think that dude would try to fight it.
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yeah, but i got back the money he stole...ironically he had that amount in his wallet! i have his contact details....i could mess with his head a bit and send some guys over there to sort him out, but its not worth it.i got what was owed and ended up having a GREAT night, so im laughing at the situation now :)
maybe if i was a shitty quiet night, id get some revenge hehe
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I had a similar problem with a custie who BIT me- he disappeared after the incident, but a few days later he came back into the bar and another dancer corroborated my story that he was biting dancers. I'll never forget the look on his face when two Hell's Angels bouncers cornered him and gave him a little lecture on how it's not nice to abuse the ladies.
Glad it worked out for you.
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Sell his stuff to an immigrant. No, not really, but he'd deserve it! I'm glad it all evened out in the end- hope the bouncers got a good smack for dropping the ball on that one.
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HELL Yeah... Its cool when things work out like that...
My friend Ashley brought me a Dior Bag from New York. And she had just turned 18 and got a car. She was going to drive to work and give it to me but some idiot broke her window and stole it and her cell phone... The guy left his wallet under the seat and it turned out to be her neighbor.... WHAT A IDIOT !!!!
Well Mermaid Im super happy that it turned out good for you!!!! freakin karma
xoxoxo
Polo Girl
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You were lucky he had the money in his wallet to replace what he stole. Did you fill your car up with gas with his cc? LOL.
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I would absolutely suggest fucking with him. What a fucking psycho. Like, at least give his info to the club.
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talk about instant karma !
Don't mess with the guy any further . Karma fixed the situation already.
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Wow! And your neghbor had a fatal inncident, girl did you pass the path of a black cat or something?
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thr problem with stealing credit cards and blank checks is it's too easy to get caught. and if the guy's a crazy idiot, which sounds quite likely, he might actually report you- and it is technically illegal, even if it isn't wrong. but definately the cash is awesome!
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Knowing mermaid's stories, I really thought this would have a bad ending
good for you for something good finally happening out of something bad!
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hahaha i have to admit, i was shocked by his actions....but after it all died down and i carried on working, i definatly seen the funny side to it all :)
i dunno what it is with my luck...if something bad happens, i can almost guarantee im somewhere in the equation!! sucks, but luckly i can laugh about most of it...
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You don't want to mess with the non-cash contents of his wallet. That can get you into trouble. But I'm happy for you that you go your money back! ;D
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I dunno, this story doesn't sound like bad luck to me. Sounds more like good luck! I think we all at some point have an experience with an asshole trying to get away without paying, one way or another, and it usually doesn't turn out so well for us. You had the good fortune of him leaving his wallet with the cash he owed you PLUS $20. So you got gas money for the inconvenience, AND the satisfaction of knowing he gets the headache of having to replace all his bank cards and driver license for being an asshole. Seems like a pretty sweet deal to me. Perhaps your luck is changing. I'm thinking the positive changes you've been making in your life (and maybe the way you tried to help that girl on the balcony) are giving you some karmic bonus points. ;D
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Good to know you got your money back babe! OMG what an ass! I cant believe he took your money - he was so meant to leave his wallet there karmically speaking. hahahahaha at least you got your money back.