"I Don't Like to Be Teased"
At the club I just started at they do full nude, 'full contact' private dances for $20, but they give each customer a 2 for 1 dance coupon when they come in.
'Full contact' basically means grinding with the following stipulations:
1)Breasts can only be on the guy's head if above his eyebrows
2) Hands can only touch your waist or below your knees
The club also offers $.50 and $1 drink specials.... so a lot of the guys say they are only there for the drinks. Honestly, if I wasn't working there, I'd probably want to come take advantage of the super-cheap drinks too!
The above rules also apply for the more expensive (champagne room) dances, the only difference is the setting is more intimate and they can buy more songs.
My question is.... how to deal with customers who
a) Say they are only there for the cheap alcohol, not to buy dances
b) Say they don't want to be 'teased' (translation: they want you to be able to put it down once you get it up...)
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Teasing is the stock-in-trade of strip clubs. I would ask them sweetly "why did you come here to be teased then?" and if they say they didn't come here to be teased, I would say "that's the whole art of the place." Depending on how you want to deal, some kind of sarcastic remark about where ELSE they could have gone may be in order.
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I hate drink specials... hate them hate them hate them.... Unfortuniatly its something you have to just deal with. I will be the first one to admit that I tend to get a little rude when this happens "well sinse your getting your drinks so cheap, then you have extra money to spend on me"
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I actaully picked the club I'm at becuase they only do drink specials one day a month and even then its some kind of VIP party so we're packed.
Don't worry over time you will come to know who in your club not to waste ur time with and when they say they don't want to be teased.... 99% they are losers.... find a different custy.
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"Of course you want to be teased, why else would you be here?"
If they say they want a bj or something I look shocked and say, "why don't you go to a whore house or something?"
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For the I dont like to be teased BS I say: "You came here to have fun right?" "Yes" "Then whats holding you back from having fun?" (they say they want to fuck/suck here or there) "Well since you dont want to be bored and you came here to have fun...have fun with me and Ill make sure you have a good time while youre here" (I get real close and look at them in their eyes and touch their arm/shoulder)
That helps me...oh yea and a sexy smile.
My other answer was much like Alexis81's.
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When they tell me they dont want to be teased, i tiell them they are hindering me from doing my job! My job description is to tease men. That is the point of the club. I also tell them that it is against rules to come to a club and not get at least one dance, even if it isnt from me. They have to have at least one. Then if i have to I will tell them that lap dances and strip clubs go hand in hand, like spegetti and meatballs, and beer and cigarrets. Good luck!!
Kharisma
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^^^ How could you forget peanut better and jelly and bananas?
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This is going to make me sound horrible, but what I do is lie to them. I'll let them think that something may happen, get the money up front, then tell them why we can't do what they want such as "there's cameras here", or "I'll get fired and you could get thrown out by the bouncer".
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Everytime a customer makes the statement I dont like to be teased, I ask myself why would you come into a strip club then?
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Originally Posted by pinkkitten
This is going to make me sound horrible, but what I do is lie to them. I'll let them think that something may happen, get the money up front, then tell them why we can't do what they want such as "there's cameras here", or "I'll get fired and you could get thrown out by the bouncer".
Yep. What she said.
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Ugh.. this goes along with the whole brush off line of.. " I don't want any company right now"
Or.. even before you walk up they are holding up their hand and telling you no.. Guys like that make my blood boil. They are there for free stuff, no matter what it is and usually ( not all the time ) their expectations of a stripper-girl are so high and in the perfect range, only the uber-strippers will fit their tastes. That would be the green light to move along, there are other gentlemen that will be more pleasant to deal with and talk to plus they might even get you a drink or two. My two cents worth.
R
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Most guys think that they can score a date with a dancer outside of the club. So they only "feed" the "bad girl" dancer type ...follow me?
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lololol
Im old and can score a date with a stripper outside of the club tonight,and they all know i got a little dick and wont spend money on them.
Dating a stripper isnt a badge of honor as it once was,alot of guys can brag about it now,just not as many now will show you a pic of the "stripper"they dated!lololololol
Ok,dont nobody take this wrong...
I have NEVER had a lapdance,ever,not once,would i/could i eber.(besides,i made a promise)
Even on my working Birthdays!!!!
cant do it,wont go there,if we do,sorry,were fuckin,and I could care less who is watchin.
Start this car,and we ARE takin it around the block at least.
I have managed many clubs and been in positions where i had to teach many many(some of the girls reading this thread,who can testify to this)girls HOW to give a lapdance.
i always used a dancer for the psyical demonstration part,always.Ask um,I dont touch dancers,its not my place!
I dont even do the "hello""goodbye"hugs that the other dj's do.Bet!
What other jobs do you hug your fellow employees before and after work??Paaaa-leeeeese!
It wasnt always about being professional,it was also about savin you the disapointment of fuckin the boss.(i was always a lousy "lay"when it was only about the sex,it was always about me,sorry)
i cant even tease myself,newbie strippers stand little chance.
some men cant be teased,so i can feel for this guys position.
so a lapdance isnt on the books.
So how else can you get paid by this kind of guy???
we exist,even among you.
A intimate touch means alot to many men.
There is a way to make money off this breed of men,just not me,im your dj and you pay me,not visa versa.
I wish i could tell you how to pimp this animal,but i just cant,I dont think its possible.
I say,fuck guys like me,move on to the money.
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I have a feeling some of the other girls are getting away with doing other stuff. So many guys have asked me "Well...what do I get?" or some variant. I just can't imagine how they're getting away with it. There ARE cameras everywhere. Bouncers throw out guys who can't keep their hands on girls' waists during a dance. I just get the feeling there's a side to my club I don't know about.
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ok,just so you know Jade,most of the time,those custies are talkin outta thier ass.
They dont get any further with you then they did with the 5 girls before you,and each one got to hear the same line"the last girl blew me/fucked me" for the same cost as the lapdance your giving me now.
Its a line,ignore it and move on.
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"Neither do I! That's why I don't tease, I entertain ;D "
I havn't tried this "line" however it sounds like it could work.... esp. if you do 'entertain' like I do in private/lap dances.. I always strive to make the custy laugh at some point during the dance hence make it entertaining and fun.. not just erotic. ;D